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NoMoney's Plan to End the Great Point Scandal...

Good news!

I've discovered who the point bandit is!!! (Or at least one of them...)

We were under the impression he was a well known user, which turned out to be NOT TRUE. If I told you who it was, you would say something along the lines of... "Who?"

Reviewing this angry young man's posts, I have learned several things...

1. He is predictable.
2. He has a foul tongue.
3. He hasn't been on the site very long.
4. He thinks the point system isn't fair.
5. He is just desperate for attention.

So, we need not worry about this user. He's a small fish, with a lot of time on his hands.

BTW, I can't ban people. So he's still roaming...

But...

SOLUTION TIME

I propose that we stimulate the point economy with a bill called...

Prop O57 -- The Positive Influx

I could use some assistance with this, so if you are sick of negative point injustice then you can help me help everybody feel all fuzzy again.

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My friends, there's been a dark cloud over NBADraft.net...


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What a fruity

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He ain't got no pancake mix.

He ain't got no pancake mix. That's why he steals all of our points.

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Hmmm

Pan...

Cake...

Mix?!?

I. Shall. Ponder. The. Relevance...

Oh...

I GET IT!!!

BWAHAHAHA!!!

Mr. JuiceJones, you are my favorite.

I love you. <3

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Pancakes really do create

Pancakes really do create peace in the world of immature children. If we gave this foul-mouthed point stealer a tall, delicious stack of pancakes -- covered in syrup and with a side of bacon -- I'm sure he would stop.

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Ughh

I'm logged onto my yelling account and am giving everybody except myself points in several different topics.

This sad, pancake-less boy really had it out for me. Everybody else was 0 or -1, I'm -3 or -4.

What did I ever do?

Wha...?

I'm sorry. I'm emotional right now. I'm watching a sad movie.

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Maybe he doesn't like

Maybe he doesn't like Futurama.

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Wait...

HUH!

TWIST

OrangeJuiceJones is the point bandit!!!

In John Wall Fails Drug Test, his posts are the only ones that aren't in the negatives!

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Whoa. I don't take kindly to

Whoa. I don't take kindly to accusations. You wanna put on the gloves and go a few rounds?

I'm past my prime, but I had a mean left hook -- I mean black pair of trunks back in my day.

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Whoa

Now you're threatening me?

Guess who just got reported to Mollom...

Oh. You'll get yours my point stealing amigo.

You'll get yours so hard.

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Don't report me to Mollom.

Don't report me to Mollom. Please don't. I can't do another week with Tossed Salad Man.

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This

This just in...

Aran_Smith has a gaudy Point-to-Post ratio.

He must be the point bandit.

I'm about to fall asleep.

Must... Report... Aran... To... Mollom...

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This

This whole Point Influx thing is giving me another chance to read John Wall Fails Drug Test.

There is some great, great stuff in there.

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Yeah, but the mysterious

Yeah, but the mysterious administrator was a bit of a party pooper. Does that really classify as sexual harassment?

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Hehe

Uhhh... Yeah...

No.

Go to sleep my little investigative buddy.

Nightman cometh...

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if theres one thing scooby

if theres one thing scooby doo and the gang taught me, its expect the unexpected. The man stealing the points can be anyone of us. I think its aran smith personally. I never did trust him.

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damn it why do i always miss all the fun.
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^^^ Yes.

^^^ Yes.

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