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NoMoney's Guide to Getting More Points!!!

NoMoney's Guide to Getting More Points!!!

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HAI!

NoMoney here, and BOY do I have an offer for you!

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***Do not read NoMoney’s Guide to Getting More Points if you are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant. Looking at NoMoney’s Guide to Getting More Points with the naked eye will cause permanent blindness. Common side effects include inflated ego, death, explosive diarrhea, and post-mortem explosive diarrhea. Loss of limbs may occur. People with peanut-related allergies should not be in the same room with NoMoney’s Guide to Getting More Points for prolonged periods of time. Gifs in book are likely to result in fatal seizures. If eyes or skin make contact with the book, please call your local poison control hotline.


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I'll buy 10

I'll buy 10

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I will buy everything you

I will buy everything you have

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how is this not getting

how is this not getting deleted? i post an off topic subject and it is deleted faster than you can say ihavenomoney

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Can i get it on Dvd?

Can i get it on Dvd?

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McSerbian

The problem is you dont have enough points, if you have over 1000 points you wont have it deleted.

Another reason to buy this.

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I need to pick that up,

I need to pick that up, someone has been killing me on points lately. But... point-stealer be warned, you should be very, very afraid, because I WILL discover your identity and Lord Darko WILL smite you for your nbadraft.net sins.

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What's odd though come to

What's odd though come to think of it, is that my point total doesn't really seem to be dropping, it's just my "my points" page is flooded with a sea of negatives. There's a mystery going on here.

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This must be what Shawne

This must be what Shawne Williams and Darkoooo are taking.. Reviving their careers.

This shizz sounds legit. I want it. I need it.

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Buy 20 copies of this and hand them out like candy!!!!!!

It works! It works!

I bought this book as a means of making sense of the concept of points in a modern context, for myself, my employers (I'm a nanny), and everyone I know.

If I had it my way, this book would be required summer reading for high school and college seniors, and couples about to take their vows. Rather than romanticize the idea of having as many points as JNixon, people should sit down and look objectively at how posters succeed and fail, something this book outlines perfectly through the use of case studies and decades of research. He gives you examples of success (Tezo/OJJ) and extreme failures (DNYCE/Cyclo)

I went through this book with three highlighters:

1) I highlighted all of the things/qualities/behaviors I don't possess

2) All the things I need to work on

3) All the Spongebob quotes

By highlighting NoMoneys words I believe I was able to take in the information more objectively than I would if I were, say, reading it on the toilet. Anyway, I think it's a very very good read and can only help one to improve upon one's points and, subsequently, oneself

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McDunkin

Nanny McDunkin is a certified doctor, with a PHD in pointology.

If you can trust anybody, it would be him.

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Do you accept paypal???

Do you accept paypal???

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If

If you use PayPal the price doubles, and you don't get the six month subscription to the RUDEBOY____ Sex Addiction Hotline.

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Damn.... I do want that

Damn.... I do want that Rudeboy hotline..... What about Western Union???

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I was honored to have an

I was honored to have an entire chapter in my name. Some of the questions I was asked were kinda off-topic (What is your favorite cupcake frosting? Do you like iced tea? If two John Bryants walked into a bar, would there be room for anyone else?), but this is a phenomenal book.

McDunkin, when is your Based 101: How to Get Your Swag to 100 Trillion book being released? Are you gonna postpone it again for additions? Is it true that it's almost 1,000 pages now?

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Yes

Western Union is fine, my friend. You'll get complete access to the RUDEBOY____ Sex Addiction Hotline! Guaranteed to help you stop perversely watching Hannah Montana in only four short weeks!

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^^^^^ I don't watch Hannah

^^^^^ I don't watch Hannah Montana anymore.... It's all about the Wizards of Waverly Place now...... lol

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Nomoney, I put my credit card

Nomoney, I put my credit card number in 6 times and all I get back is a LOL on my screen in Utah Jazz colors. What should I do?

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Refund

I jus purchased a copy of Nomoney's Point Guide,

and i lost points i was wondering if i could get a refuned................

but can i still keep the Rudeboys Hotline n the Popcorn's Story Dos

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Do you think this will get

Do you think this will get DNYCE out of his slump?

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Da1pot - RUDEBOY___ can fix that one for you.

Knicksboy - Try using another credit card or two.

Zero - DNYCE refuses to buy the book, that's why he's in his eternal slump.

Penny - Try using the gifs in the book. This one never fails for me.

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Did Dnyce buy the wrong book or something.

Because his points are sinking faster than Ed Reed's brother. He had to buy the bootleg copy by Arman. Aka "How to lose points and annoy strangers."

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Did Dnyce buy the wrong book

Did Dnyce buy the wrong book or something. Because his points are sinking faster than Ed Reed's brother.

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Wow I almost feel really bad for laughing at that

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Thanks

Thanks, Nomoney............

"My name is Penny and Iam a proud user of Nomoney's Point Guide,

and I suggest this program for every new users"

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want more points?

All you have to do is say the Lakers are the best team in the league because they have the best player.

Another option, claim Derrick Rose is the best point guard in the league and that he has absolutely no competition.

Another option, kiss people's a$$es on this site and never speak your true opinion.

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Scarecrow that was the joke

Scarecrow that was the joke of the day

and OJJ Based 101: How to Get Your Swag to 100 Trillion will be out in stores in 2013

it is 1,000 pages but thats pretty much just things/people/places you need to look like just to get your swag to 2,300

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@ d-grizzly Or say Andre

@ d-grizzly

Or say Andre Drummond > [insert name here]

Or you could just post gifs and tell lame jokes like an idiot bwahahalolzolzolzhaha.....wait a second....

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Thankx for putting me in the

Thankx for putting me in the 1st Chapter...the pictures of my lady friends on the front cover using hand bras and wearing granny panties,help made nomoney's book a best seller....

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I'll just wait until it shows

I'll just wait until it shows up at Walgreen's

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Mr. Eboy

But then you won't get the subscription to the RUDEBOY____ Sex Addiction Hotline!

We both know you need it more than anybody...

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Hey! NoMonay! Momma McDunkin

Hey! NoMonay!

Momma McDunkin wants to know when your audio books are coming out

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How in the world does your

How in the world does your imagination come up with these things?! LMFAO!

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Tongue-Out-Like-23

That book is coming out in 2012.

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Wow Thanks NoMoney!! this

Wow Thanks NoMoney!! this really worked, i read it 200x a day...while i was illegally copying, and selling it to users for cheaper...*cough,cough* i mean while in study hall.

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It's a hell of a lot better

It's a hell of a lot better than Cyclo's new book, Height Evaluation for Dummies. I can't believe I wasted 8 bucks on that steaming pile of cat s$it.

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You should read his other

You should read his other best seller

Better than Ty Lawson: The Tyrese Rice story

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