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Okay ill start. anyone can add in.
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It was a dark winter night and DYNCE sat alone , no friends, staring at a picture of Kobe Bryant with Dreams, of having sex.
DYNCE said to himself ''if only i hadnt lost my &$#%#[email protected]! girlfriend....... Me and that Dora the explorer blow up toy had great times together, but now their all over, that &$#%#[email protected]! dumped me for Justin Beiber''.
He had given up on girls now and turned to guys.
He walked into his apartment and found he had a message from his 1 facebook friend.... Mclovin(from this site lol).
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Meanwhile at the big party Bubblebutt was cruising. 22 chicks were fighting to perform oral sex on him, but boy was one other kid jealous.
Btown could not stand the attention Bubblebutt was getting and resolved to bring him back to earth. ''i cant blow him any bubbles, i gotta stop this &$#%#[email protected]! now.
ps: this is supposed to be R rated content. In the realms of Superbad, and American pie.