NBADraft.net's Greatest Quotes
"I transcend race" -NoMoney
"This team (the Wizards) plays basketball like a team full of virgins in a brutal orgy. No technique, no flow, just tryina shove it in the hole as quickly as possible. Once they get it in they celebrate and think its over, but no one was ever satisfied." -M-DYMES
"I never draws the line, i just try to line them draws
"8thdeadly your picture is an Android from Dragon Ball z....I'm right now give me points" (started the 20 pages of DBZ discussion in "Jeremy Lin Facts") -WizKid
"You edomites don't know anything about rap" -DNYCE
"That awkward moment when you were a kid and your parents tell you to stay in the line when you're shopping, and when you're almost near the cashier, they're not even back yet." -McDunkin
"I was hype that night, because my mom was making pizza rolls so i typed a load of **** to her saying Im GoNNA HIT UR DOG!." -LeroyJenkins
Feel free to add your own
And yeah, maybe this is a bit of a poins-jacking...butI dont care! I'm mostly just bored
This thread is legit! I don't remember the two quotes word for word, but I thought these were hilarious:
"No one tells Patty Mills to stfu" ~Patty Mills
BTPH also said something funny about how he needed to educate someone, but I can't remember most of it. IndianaBasketball might remember it.
"I got homies in jail who grab more balls than brook (Lopez)" - Wizkid
"As far as needing to "summerize" my posts, I guess many of my posts are kind of wintery or fall like. I try to springize them, but that is difficult to do. Oh, you mean summarize" -MikeyV, responding to claims that his posts are too long, Critical Thoughts
("Some one do me lol") "That's what she said." -M-DYMES, Critical Thoughts
"1. Facts is plural. I only see one dunk.
2. This, my Naruto-loving friend, is not a fact. It is a live action moment that was captured with film, then displayed through social media, internet, televison, etc.
May the negs rain on you will no remorse" -RSharpe, Jeremy Lin Facts (overrated imo, but still funny)
Hey, a lot of people hate on me for liking Naruto, but that anime is the ish. Chidori !!!!!
Oh the memories
On a topic that was about Steve Nash's wife having a black baby and supposedly Jason Richardson was the father (I know, it was completely crazy and mostly false) McDunkin said something on the lines of: "This is classic Steve Nash. Always setting up his teammates to score because he's not able to take it to the hole"... I wish I could find the exact quote because it was truly one of my favorites of all-time
"Taylor King is just praying the baby doesn't come out white." -McDunkin, Corey Fisher got Scottie Reynold's GF pregnant before tourney
"'KKK'orver" -McBasketballGuru, Chicago Bulls Must Rebuild
"April Fools." -KnicksFan7, Jared Sullinger Hires an Agent
"If John Bryant falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear him, does he make a sound?" -NoMoney, John Bryant Facts
"Every time a bell rings, John Bryant gets an erection." -Scott42444, John Bryant Facts
And I tried to find where Btwonkid called JohnBryant a "Teddy Bear", but I'm really not sure that ever actually happened
"...[John Bryant] is just a gentle teddy bear." -btownkid, Gentle Teddy Bear
"2. This, my Naruto-loving friend, is not a fact......May the negs rain on you will no remorse"'
Damn i was gonna say that one. lol
"rose is over-creTited"
Blake Griffin's nickname: "Interracial Facial"
i'll post more when i remember... nice thread
I LMAO when some poster name BangBangWayne-BEGGED People not to NEG him becuz his grandma might see it.....
"i have guud sourcs that kno ppl tha kno ppl tha kno ppls cousin that kno ppl" -BasketballGuru
"Hello nbadraft.net forum members, my name is Cheyenne Lawton." -memphis_tyga23's resignation from being memphis_tyga23. Epically odd post.
And on that thread:
"Jeez I would have problems too if my parents named me Cheyenne LOLLLZ. I mean was Chad taken?" -LeRoy
That the Wizards needed to trade John Wall (19 or 20 at the time) and get younger.
or any post by Europeanballer.
bangbangwaynee and his many reincarnations have to go down as the worst posts (spelling wise) ever.
Nbanflguy claims Grandmama is actually -UncleBucket
Grandmama claims Y2G is actually Mysterion...
Wouldnt it be WILD if JNix is actually BangBangWayne?
Or if BothTeams Played Hard is actually EuropeanBaller?
Well I can actually prove Grandmama is Buckshot, unlike him.
TOL23 calls him out, Grandmama responds. All he did was change his username, it's the same account.
Anything involving Leroy Jenkins is usually funny
I was ShoCKed when NoMoney said he loved Scarecrow's post so much,that we wanted to have his Babies....SMH
Everything Leroy has ever said
"If this actually happen, I think we will all owe you a beer... or at least a cookie bc 21 is looking unlikley atm." -BasketBalAllan, Andre Drummond
I'm just gonna leave this here...
"Dude you are the worst!!! I'm from Michigan and lived in Atlanta and LA the last couple decades. First off, it's "Crips" Second off, there is no Crips in Detriot! They are either GD's or VL's. Third, Big Meech is not a Crip, if you ever watch any BMF documentaries he has ties in every gang. Also, Josh is from Smyrna GA, not the hood, the suburbs! I've hooped with Josh, he is not about that life. What does young Jezzy have to do with this?? Him and BMF do even talk anymore, from what he says in interviews..and the number "6" is a GD, folk nation number. Real crips bang deuces and Tre's... oh yea one more thing....JOSH SMITH WORE NUMBER "5" IN ATLANTA!!
"The most commonly used Bloods symbols include the number “5,” the five pointed star, and the five pointed crown. These symbols are meant to show the Bloods’ affiliation with the People Nation, a large coalition of affiliates created to protect alliance members within the federal and state prison systems. These symbols may be seen in the tattoos, jewelry, and clothing that gang members wear"-every internet site about gangs....THAT IS A BLOOD NUMBER!! you are an idiot!
And this has been your NBAdraft.net street education for the day.."[email protected] , "Gang Ties May Have Factor in Josh Smith's Decision"