NBADraft.net Roast II
These are hilarious, I will remind that you guys that I'm about 6'0 tall and have been so for about 3 years now, and that I'm also growing a stache so I would be frightened if the rest of these things were as common as myself getting mistaken for an adult, lol.
I see you tread lightly when you mention my name now Grandpa....as you recall I put you in your place a while back and would be happy to do it again...but...I come in peace this time.
So...by saying my posts "are easy to read"...I take it they are "not easy to read"? I don't know how I can DUMB them down for you so you can understand them better...but I will try my best in the future.
Here's a roast for you..."Grandpa NOT getting his azz beat if he ever meets Paradigmn" :)
That's the bad thing about this "as rare as" thing that MikeyV started in the first roast...when you want to say something positive, you have to turn it into a double-negative. Which I happened to forget to do in this instance. My bad. You're still my favorite Indian, I swear!
Seeing as how McDunkin still seems to be knocked out from the RKO, I'll explain.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2Y6CbVD2zQ
As rare as ProudGrandpa being able to post something fun/non-basketball-related without someone accusing him of making a grab or points/sucking up to other users
Gve it a rest, people! I was just bored. Is this thread harming you in any way? Because I think it gave a few people a few seconds' worth of entertainment, so I don;t see wat the problem with me making it is
In fact, since you popped up out of nowhere the Humor on this site has never felt more forced...I miss when things were naturally turned into Off Topic threads, not forcing us into that mindset every time you're bored and the Meth dealer in your trailer park goes AWOL...Please stop being a douche bag and take that ish to chat rouilet buddy...
A nod to MikeyV's original thread: http://www.nbadraft.net/forum/nbadraftnet-roast
ALL IN GOOD FUN (*cough* Aamir *cough*)
As rare as...
-McDunkin being not funny, getting negs, talking about bsketball, cliche, cliche, etc.
-MikeyV using unsophisticated humor
-BothTeamsPlayedHard being self-deprecating
-DurantWingspan complimenting IndianaBasketball
-IndianaBasketball GIVING A F***
-A JoeWolf post with negs
-MagicKnick drawing any kind of attention to himself (barely remembered to include him on this list!)
-OhCanada not being a consistently mediocre, average, middle-of-the-pack poster
-Anyoe remembering people without avatars
-Me looking at WhatTheDevil's avatar and NOT laughing
-There being a cuter couple on this site than Y2G and NBAnNFLGuy (Can I get an AWWWWW?)
-RUDEBOY...being RUDEBOY
-M-DYMES getting respect for being funny rather than being high
-M-DYMES being not high
-Aamir getting confused for an adult
-8th DeadlyrRespecting my perfectly valid trade offers (Kirilenko is a beast, man!)
-Cheyenne Lawton being...just...not awkward
-TOL playing well with others (when he disagrees with them)
-UNCBasketball Alum not having an anti-Duke bias
-DaleWorthington showing his face around these parts anymore :)
-NoMoney showing his face around these parts anymore :(
-ItsDwightHoward saying something dumb
-Malik-Universal being ghetto (in a good way)
-I May be Wrong stepping up and being one of this site's best posters
-Paradigmns posts being easy to read
-EuropeanBaller getting people to care
-Anton123 NOT being self-deprecating
-a post by a user with aname like ENOgisDEDE or EPEGofDEDE or poEDEnkiDEDE or bangbangWayne beng productive
-The Chicago Bulls needing to rebuild
-Homosexual slurs NOT &$#%#&@! off NoMoney
-TC_42 GETTING HIS DUE AS A TOP 5 POSTER