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Mcdunkin's corner Vol.1

Welcome to Mcdunkin's Corner

WELCOME TO MY THREAD Pictures, Images and Photos
Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

Post your results...

me: hey
her: heyy
me: whats up
her: nothing about to go to cold stone with my sis
me: word, i gotta question
her: alright what?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: haha. not any time soon
me: why not baby girl?
her: cuz i got me a boo
me: it dont matter about that, its just about me you and one night of fun. that not difficult
her: yea it is lol
me: hows it difficult? jus forget about your boo. bring your sister along too

Next

me:Hey can I ask you a question?
her:yes
me: When you gonna let me tap that?
her:haha OHHHHHH idk about that one
me:come on...I'll knock your walls down and take you back to the stone age.
her: haha oh jeez
me: Im a busy man, I need answers
Her: im gonna have to go with no, I dont think our significant others would like that
me: I dont care what ***** or ***** thinks, Its just about me and you and one night of fun. Thats not to difficult
Her: Hmm I'm still gonna go with a no.

Next

me:aye when you gonna let me tap dat
her:what the hell?
me:i need an answer
her:im confused
me:confused? when you gonna let me tap dat
her:um why are you bein an ***
me:im not im just askin a question
her:well its a rude one...
me: ok
her:and u havent talked to me in months so yea..
me:fine

Next

Me: AY girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Its 3 in the afternoon, you drunk?
Me: time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.


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Me: Wassup Her: Nothin.

Me: Wassup
Her: Nothin. Wassup wit U?
Me: I jus wanna kno when u gonna let me tap that?
Her: What?
Me: WHEN U GONNA LET ME TAP DAT?
Her: Never!!!!
Me: But Y baby girl?
Her: I alraedy got a man. Don't eva speak 2 me again PERVERT!

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Me: Heyyy cutie Her:

Me: Heyyy cutie
Her: What?
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Taylor....this is mom
Me: Oh haha you're right next to Molly in my phone book :)
Her: good luck hitting that tay BTW be home for dinner at 6

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I'm not too good with the ladies

Me: Hello?
Her: Hi.
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Who is this?
Me: (Uuuuummmmm....) Your boyfriend? Duh! You are so dumb. You are really dumb, for real.
Her: I'm a lesbian, dumbass. Seriously, who the hell is this?
Me: *click*

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i shouldnt but oh well

Her: hello
Her:hello. hello.heeeelloooooo
Her: Rudeboy tiz u?
Me: yeah baby.its yo chocolate
Her: its safe my ma & pa aint heer..dey gone ta git sum beer..
even tho dey dawn want me wit yo kind..i weather bees wit u.dey tryin ta hook me up wit my cousin jethro..i dawn want him my sis becky sleept wit him and he gave ha da flu
Me: i was wanna know if i can tap dat
Her: yous gots to rap ta me fust
Me:ok..here we go..a here we go..now.now..ah.when i come to yo hood.your folks be lookin scary..
they say u aint the 1 i want my daughter to marry..
i be thinkin bout grabbin my gat.blow a hole in yo daddy cuz he's ugly and fat..yo old man look like drew carey..
he be gettin mad..cuz he knows i be hittin dat cherry
i love you why? i dont have an explanation.
dam baby yall house smell like the sanitation
dont know why yo pops wanna battle me..
maybe he's mad cuz i'm tappin dat and he's envy

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McDunkin

McDunkin, you didn't mention your NBADraft.net User Award to any of those girls...

No wonder you didn't get any...

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I tried money but they always

I tried money but they always turn me down and ask "Why couldnt you win MVP or why arent you a mod..i even say "Well i have 2000+ points" and they just reply "Well Jnixon has near double that amount!" ....i just say fml and hit the Lebron sad face

for some reason funny pictures just dont get me as far in real life as they do here

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Did

Did you try setting it to Wumbo?

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Come on money, this is 1st

Come on money, that is 1st grade

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Well

Well then maybe you're just ugly...

BUT FEAR NOT!!!

This story might help you regain confidence!

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You know what money besides

You know what money besides the fact that i think you just called me ugly....you called me McDumpin...and i will remember that until the day i die

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Nooo

I sent "McDunkin" to the medal maker...

That was his mistake.

Did I mention that he is tli232's alcoholic nephew?

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Ohhhh well that explains

Ohhhh well that explains it...i bet he has a shaky hand after "the basement"

but did you get to see llperezs student I.D.?

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Hmmm

Though it appears to be a classy Student ID photo, I heard that he wasn't wearing any pants when that picture was taken...

Anyway, good night Pinhead McDumpin and OrangeJuiceJunkie (if you're around).

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Proudgrandpa Does His thing

Me: Would you care to engage in sexual relations?

Her: With who?

Me: Me.

Her: WHAT THE F YOU SICK OLD MAN! WHAT WOULD YOUR GRANDCHILDREN THINK? HOW DID YOU EVEN FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THE INTERNET?

Me: No problem. I understand how you feel.

.........

Me: Would you care to engage in sexual relations with me?

Him: Sure

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1. Me: Sup stranger. Her:

1.

Me: Sup stranger.

Her: Finishin up HW, hbu?

Me: @ work. So when u gonna let me tap that again?

Her: I got a bf now.

Me: ?

Her: Boyfriend

Me: so?

Her: Your a ho. lol

Me: Coming from the girl who after the first day I met u told me straight up "Im kinda a &$#%#&@!".

Her: That was HS

Me: U were still that &$#%#&@! 4 me @ Barry's.

Her: I was single and we were drunk.

Me: We'll I'm still that "Horny Jackrabbit".

Her: Lol u need to settle down.

Me: I will after graduation.

Her: Thats what you said in HS

Me: That was HS, I was ignorant.

Her: U still are, u horny jackrabbit.

Me: Offer is still on the table.

Her: Lol u do my HW for me and I'll consider

2.

Me: Sup B

Her: I H8 u

Me: ?

Her: U never showed up.

Me: I got held up @ work

Her: Well Alisha wants u 2 call her.

Me: k, I will 2morrow. Wat u up 2?

Her: Goin 2 bed soon.

Me: Can I tap that?

Her: Goodnight

3.

Me: Hey mom, what days do I need to take off for Thanksgiving?

Her: 20-26

Me: Can I tap that?

Her: What?

Me: Nevermind. I'll see you guys on the 20th. Do I need to bring anything?

Her: Not unless it's store bought.

4.

Me: Hey

Her: HEY

Me: Can I tap that?

Her: Ur dating my bf.

Me: No I'm straight.

Her: Haha.

Me: How bout a 3-way?

Her: U, her, and ur hand.

Me: Ok how bout a 4-way.

Her: Haha.

5.

Me: How u been?

Her: Why dont u call me anymore?

Me: Why dont u call me anymore?

Her: I thought u were mad @ me.

Me: Nah I ain't mad, I was pissed. Different.

Her: Well r u still pissed?

Me: IDK, can I tap that? Make up sex?

Her: I still don't know why we are making up.

Me: Yes u do.

Her: No, call me n tell me y.

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Me: Can i tap that? Her: Lol

Me: Can i tap that?

Her: Lol u better sober up we have a test 2morrow.

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wait?

wait?

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