The life of cyclo pt 1 (in 3d)
Ever since he failed to post good combine numbers as a baby his life has been one big failure. That was him when he thought he was spider man. Then he started getting into soccer. Then he thought he could mke it as a boxer. Then he became desperate. Then he decides why not become the Michael Jordan of parkour? Soon he couldnt even go to the mall....
And after all that, he tried to become a BMX rider. It didn't work out too well.
And after that fail, he aking started taking Teakwondo say he could defend himself from so he could defend himself from the haters.
And after all those fails, he decided to become a UFC fighter, and he actually won the match. He finally won something in his life, but still finds a way to screw up at the end.
CYCLO WILL ALWAYS FAIL AT LIFE!!!
Actually, the way cyclo never loses his confidence impresses me...
Just look at him getting positive re-enforcement in this video...
Remember when cyclo was a bell ringer for college football?
Do you guys remember when Cyclo was on Jerry Springer?
And then there was the day he thought he made the Varsity team.