Leroy Jenkins
McDunkin kinda sounds like Michael Buffer!
"And now hailing from a bad-ass High School at 4ft 8ins and weighing in at a full one hundred and thirty pounds its the challenger lerooooy Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenkins!"
Good to have you back Leeroy, the board is always more entertaining with you on here!
Dan I see a younger version of....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV0gNayKNEM
and money....umm dont forget to add that you meant come out to play...softball....yeah thats what he meant guys.
If you know what I mean...
OMG DANEY.....Dont get me started on Jersey...too late...wait...let me get the jergens....
Jersey: True Waffle House Story
For those of you that dont know/ dont have me as a friend on facebook/ dont read my online diary...i mean blog "McDunkins Secrets" ) I have a drinking problem. Like most drunk people that roam the streets in the A.M. in the south The Waffle House is one of the best places to go...but unlike many restaurants...physical characteristics play NO part in getting you hired at all.
Anyway Jersey is this beautiful young puerto rican girl that seems to be there at the same time every Thursday (3 A.M.). She is really cool and acts as drunk as we do as she loudly joins/encourages us in making fun of customers/co-workers. The only problem you ask?
- Her Teeth are endangered species...there are only 6 left in existence.
- She has a moustache that would make Super Mario jealous.
Anyway fellas if you are ever in middle GA i will take you there...they also have Tina "The White Ethiopian" working the register...but thats a story for another DNYCE thread(and plus Daneboy said you would have to kill him twice to get her from him).
Tounge Out i have more respect for the NBADraft.net forums and the childrens section of the library (where the computers are located) to be naked..I always wear my San Antonio Spurs Snuggie...i sweat way too much to wear much else. Those chairs do give me a rash and make wearing thongs dang near impossible....but ill be damned if im gonna have tan lines come spring break.
But to get on Basketball realted topics...that Joey Sullinger..he is gonna be one heck of a Point forward when he gets to the ABA isnt he? He scores like 18 goals a game doesnt he? The bears are going to be unstoppable with him on the outfield.
Tell me about it, last time I was wearing my leopard snuggie at the waffle house, I had a rash the size of South Dakota. Luckily, Mary was there.. I'm sure you remember Mary, right? The blond..? The 47 yr old..? The one that you told me you slept with..? The one with chest hair..? The one that has a p.e.nis..? Well, her. She fixed me up, right away!
Was that the late Rick Rude or a more recent WWF/WWE wrestler?
Rick Rude although he played the ladies' man role was apparently a real tough guy inside and outside the ring, once he challenged Kevin Nash/Diesel to a fight in a hotel and Kevin Nash backed down apparently.
No Leroy hides them so Willis cannot get at them! I bet his favourite WWE wrestler is Hornswoggle who is a similar size to him!
Can someone post a picture of Heather Hayward on here, I found one of her on the Butler Uni Tennis Site but I cannot get it to upload on here.
Whats up? My name is Leroy Jenkins. I have seen that new users have been popping up in the forums and figured i could try to re-introduce myself and try to start with a clean slate since $luts like Rudebum and Wackness dont post here anymore.
I havent posted much the last few months because i got into a little bit of trouble at school (playing pokemon on my PsP in Language Arts) and my math teacher tried to take my laptop (#B!tch-can-try), but i figured out the password my mom put on the computer and i am back.
From now on there wont be any Leroy jokes because i am flexing my basketball iq muscle.
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