Whats up? My name is Leroy Jenkins. I have seen that new users have been popping up in the forums and figured i could try to re-introduce myself and try to start with a clean slate since $luts like Rudebum and Wackness dont post here anymore.
I havent posted much the last few months because i got into a little bit of trouble at school (playing pokemon on my PsP in Language Arts) and my math teacher tried to take my laptop (#B!tch-can-try), but i figured out the password my mom put on the computer and i am back.
From now on there wont be any Leroy jokes because i am flexing my basketball iq muscle.
did you see landry fields using your name at a modell's sporting goods store.
"playing pokemon on my PsP in Language Arts"
Pokemon is a Nintendo franchise.
So what were you really doing, Leroy?
I advised you NOT to whip it out and show it to your teacher...
Leroy Jenkins is one of the only people that actually makes me laugh at the computer when reading what he types. And once again, you haven't failed me.
McDunkin kinda sounds like Michael Buffer!
"And now hailing from a bad-ass High School at 4ft 8ins and weighing in at a full one hundred and thirty pounds its the challenger lerooooy Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenkins!"
Good to have you back Leeroy, the board is always more entertaining with you on here!
you jerk butidonthaveanythingtodobuthateonleroyjenkins fine it was f'ing Lego Harry Potter but its still a cool game and JDikson-Diggy you better laugh now because i am the soon to be smartest user on the boards
Anybody else imagine Leroy looks exactly like Gary Coleman in real life?
DanEboy - YES!
LeroyJenkins - The truth will come out. Like McDunkin after he went to summer camp, it will come out.
Dan I see a younger version of....
and money....umm dont forget to add that you meant come out to play...softball....yeah thats what he meant guys.
Oh, yes... That's what I meant.
McDunkin, are you still coming over later to... sort out... our... paperwork?
Her name is Jersey...she works at a waffle house by McDunkin's house.
I'd like to drop by her job and butter those buns if you know what I mean
Yeah, I'd like to put her in the microwave and smother her in soy sauce.
I have seen all of the amateur &$#%#&@! there is to see on the internet.....took me almost 15 years but I have now seen all of it. I need to take 6 months off just to let it catch up with me.
If you know what I mean...
OMG DANEY.....Dont get me started on Jersey...too late...wait...let me get the jergens....
Jersey: True Waffle House Story
For those of you that dont know/ dont have me as a friend on facebook/ dont read my online diary...i mean blog "McDunkins Secrets" ) I have a drinking problem. Like most drunk people that roam the streets in the A.M. in the south The Waffle House is one of the best places to go...but unlike many restaurants...physical characteristics play NO part in getting you hired at all.
Anyway Jersey is this beautiful young puerto rican girl that seems to be there at the same time every Thursday (3 A.M.). She is really cool and acts as drunk as we do as she loudly joins/encourages us in making fun of customers/co-workers. The only problem you ask?
- Her Teeth are endangered species...there are only 6 left in existence.
- She has a moustache that would make Super Mario jealous.
Anyway fellas if you are ever in middle GA i will take you there...they also have Tina "The White Ethiopian" working the register...but thats a story for another DNYCE thread(and plus Daneboy said you would have to kill him twice to get her from him).
Dammit, McDoodle! Stop fantasizing about waffle batter and let's beat Dead Rising!
EDIT 1: I spelled fantasizing right, and I didn't have to look it up or anything!
EDIT 2: Just got your Facebook message.
I May Be Wrong: "I'd like to drop by her job and butter those buns if you know what I mean"
DanEboy: "No...please explain."
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! I feel like a crazy person, laughing in my house home alone hahahahahahha
Someday I will post something draft related.
Id like to thank you for contributing to my new personal record of 43.23sec......and that was dry!
Ive gotta be leading the league in strokes per millisecond lemme check..........Damnit Leroy got me
Whizkid.....I also imagine you look exactly like your avatar everytime I read one of your posts.
Also, I'm glad to be a helping hand....if you know what I mean.
*throws mic down on the floor* I'm out...try the veal.
LMFAOOO, you dudes are wild
Does anybody else here feel awkward at the fact that McDunkin is probably naked 95% of the time he's on the computer?
The awkward part is that he doesn't have WiFi so he only uses his computer at the library and Starbucks...and the waffle house of course.
&$#%#&@! you Leroy, I wanna punch you in the throat!
Yeah, I'd like to brown my turkey inside her cornhole.
What's her name by the way...
LeRoy would like to eat that turkey once it's brown if you know what I mean..
Tounge Out i have more respect for the NBADraft.net forums and the childrens section of the library (where the computers are located) to be naked..I always wear my San Antonio Spurs Snuggie...i sweat way too much to wear much else. Those chairs do give me a rash and make wearing thongs dang near impossible....but ill be damned if im gonna have tan lines come spring break.
But to get on Basketball realted topics...that Joey Sullinger..he is gonna be one heck of a Point forward when he gets to the ABA isnt he? He scores like 18 goals a game doesnt he? The bears are going to be unstoppable with him on the outfield.
Tell me about it, last time I was wearing my leopard snuggie at the waffle house, I had a rash the size of South Dakota. Luckily, Mary was there.. I'm sure you remember Mary, right? The blond..? The 47 yr old..? The one that you told me you slept with..? The one with chest hair..? The one that has a p.e.nis..? Well, her. She fixed me up, right away!
I couldnt help it...i loved wrestling when i was younger and when she showed me that Hulk Hogan Look a like award i was in love
did you show her your Tombstone Piledriver?
He gave her the "Last Ride" if you know what I mean ;)
he had her singing Sweet Chin Music all night if you know what i mean
He did his signature 619 without the 1 if you know what I mean
Mary gave the nickname of the "BIG Show" after I met her, if you know what I mean
Was that the late Rick Rude or a more recent WWF/WWE wrestler?
Rick Rude although he played the ladies' man role was apparently a real tough guy inside and outside the ring, once he challenged Kevin Nash/Diesel to a fight in a hotel and Kevin Nash backed down apparently.
She started calling me "The Rock" if you know what I mean
Kevin Nash stole the "Jacknife" name from me after walking in on me and Gordon Haywards sister
does Gordon Hawyards sister enjoy your strudel McDunkin?
Does Leroy Jenkins squeal like a pig when his mom makes Pizza Rolls?
^^ Quote of the year man! LMAO!
Hahahahahahha!! WOW, that was funny! hahahahahahahahahaha!!
No Leroy hides them so Willis cannot get at them! I bet his favourite WWE wrestler is Hornswoggle who is a similar size to him!
Can someone post a picture of Heather Hayward on here, I found one of her on the Butler Uni Tennis Site but I cannot get it to upload on here.