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kim kardashian pursuing christian tim tebow?

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In a development lending sudden credence to theories that our world will end in 2012, Tim Tebow is being hunted by a Kardashian sister.

"Kim (Kardashian) has a big crush on Tim," a friend told The National Enquirer, via cele&$#%#&@!y.com. "She says he's not only very handsome but seems like a guy with really strong values."

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This "friend" sounds an awful lot like a publicist running out of moves on behalf of the reality star, but we digress.

It's been a busy period for Tebow on the female-stalker front. Earlier this month, he was pursued by singer Katy Perry's parents, who believed the Broncos quarterback would be a good match for their recently divorced daughter. Now it's Kardashian -- fresh off her 51-second marriage to the NBA's Kris Humphries -- who's looking to date a nice boy.

One problem for the practiced man-eater: Tebow, more than paper thin, isn't interested in becoming the next pro athlete reduced to trailing Kardashian around some Orange County Nordstrom, carrying her purse and wondering who shipped his spine to an unlisted P.O. box in Minsk.

"Tim's been made aware of Kim's crush, and although flattered, he's not interested," a source told The Enquirer. "He's an avowed virgin who's saving himself for marriage and is looking for a woman with similar values, not someone with two failed marriages and a sex tape in her past."

So, with one swift hammer drop, the TimKim era is in the books.


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I hate Kim K, so much. Stop

I hate Kim K, so much. Stop trying to poison the mind of a pure man with your &$#%#&@!ty ways, go away.

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She thinks she really could

She thinks she really could just hand pick who she wants to go out with. And has got denied twice, good.

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@jaeevolution

I completely agree with you. Why is Kim K famous again? Because stupid people make her famous. Good for Tebow for having strong values and beliefs, he isn't like the majority of the people out there.

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Falk her stupid Beyotch.

Falk her stupid Beyotch.

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WHAT?!

man I don't like her personality, but the shape? I can bear it for one night. I mean I'm no demon, but for Kim K? How you gonna explain that to your buddies?

" Yo Kim K tried to get at me!"

"so what happened?"

" I decided I was too good to break her off"

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And lord knows who else she

And lord knows who else she has slept with lol I bet it's too many to name.

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Kobe is single too, Kim can

Kobe is single too, Kim can go for that

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Kobe wouldn't touch Kim K

Kobe wouldn't touch Kim K with a 100000000000000000000000000000000 yard stick lol

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Even Moses couldnt make

Even Moses couldnt make through that sea clean...if you catch my drift

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First Danilo, now Tebow,

First Danilo, now Tebow, who's next Marc Gasol? She's hopeless, but It's sad we give her all of this attention. It's so obvious that everything she does is a publicity stunt, I mean, would you talk to reporters right after you filed divorce pappers? I hope our society avoids giving fame and fortune to phonies like her, but I bet you deep down she is lonely and miserable.

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...haha

This is hilarious... Everybody knows Kim K is a S L U T... oooops... are there any kids here?lol

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&$#%#&@! aint &$#%#&@! but

&$#%#&@! aint &$#%#&@! but hoes n tricks. Shes bad tho id give her the D a couple times.

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Please Tim Tebow. Stay far

Please Tim Tebow. Stay far away from that nasty woman.

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Well

I'd eat it

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Looks like there are not too

Looks like there are not too many Kim K fans here. Tell you what, if Kim every says she wants to have sex with one member from NBADRAFT.net, I will take one for the team. You guys can count on me

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LOL, I would nail Kadashian

LOL, I would nail Kadashian no question. But if I was Tebow and my values that I've told everyone about are legit then there's no way I'd even consider her. I'd take Katy Perry over her as well.

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Get this attention whore BS

Get this attention whore BS outta here....I'd still hit it tho

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BEEEEEE GONNNEEEEEE

BEEEEEE GONNNEEEEEE SATTTTAAAN!!! LOL

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I'd gladly wax that rump.

I'd gladly wax that rump.

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but seriously i would f@ck

but seriously i would f@ck Khole if necessary to get to kim....under 2 conditions 1. she gets tested for every known std and 2. shes not allowed to talk before and after we do it haha

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Man

Why do people loathe celebrities like Kim Kardashian? The level of intense hatred that poor girl receives should be reserved for mass murderers, child rapists and &$#%#&@! who hit women.

Calling her a &$#%#&@!/whore/&$#%#&@! just seems pathetic to me.

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^^^

cant tell if serious Pictures, Images and Photos

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Surprise

I don't hate Kim Kardashian, Justin Bieber, Kanye West, Paris Hilton or Snooki.

I don't particularly like any of them, but I also don't know any of them, and won't waste my energy calling them hateful names. I like to think I'm better than that.

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^^^ haha i was joking, i

^^^ haha i was joking, i completely agree if i dont like something i either turn the radio or tv to another channel. Whats even more funny is that all these people who complain about these celebs they hate are only making them more famous instead of ignoring them and making them disappear

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I wasn't referring to you, as nothing you said seemed particularly hateful.

Personally, I'm against insulting any woman with the intention of demeaning or humiliating them. Makes me cringe when other people do it.

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I think ppl hate Kim b/c she

I think ppl hate Kim b/c she hasn't done anything to deserve to be famous...except sleep with entertainers...I just get sick of hearing girls say she's their role model and her being mentioned in sports

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Tebow stiff-arms her in the

Tebow stiff-arms her in the most gentle way possible. I hope she goes deeper into the pool and goes for Brian Cardinal next.

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No money...

Your last comment made you out to be mature... very mature. More mature than what your Cathy Bates picture makes you seem.

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Pablo...

All you have to do is be entertaining? So I do have a chance!

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At NoMoney

Well you sure seem to waste your energy hating people who hate them. Kind of a paradox.

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He doesn't hate them. All he

He doesn't hate them. All he said was that he was against it.

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Durantswingspah

What Nomoney had seemed to suggest was that denegrading women in any form made him uncomfortable and he was against it.

The fact you found a way to use paradox in a sentence makes me very proud of you just the same.

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Hmmm

"Well you sure seem to waste your energy hating people who hate them. Kind of a paradox."

That wouldn't be a paradox, it would be a hypocrisy.

  • Contradiction
  • Paradox
  • Hypocrisy
  • Irony

The words listed above are not synonymous with each other, though understanding the subtle differences can be tricky. Not saying I could do much better, mind you.

Just for the record, I'm not trying to "hate" on anybody or look down on you guys. I apologize if it comes off that way.

Oh, and Cathy Bates is a boss. I was thinking about changing my username to "Dirty Birdy", but opted against it, as it sounds like some kind of sex act, and Aran already gave me a warning after I changed my name to "Scrotum" a while ago.

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Pablo Fiasco.... Is ur girl

Pablo Fiasco....

Is ur girl clique made up of strippers and prostitutes cuz I have yet to meet a girl who will admit to having Kim Kardashian as her role model. That's low for a crack whore.

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