[butidonthavemoney]

1. Win – Two drunk girls. Twenty new finger prints. ‘Nuff said.

2. Win – If you win the fight you can cut his chest open and eat his heart. Then you’ll gain his delicious courage.

3. Win – Busty brunette.

4. Win – I happen to know that particular cab driver, and he’s actually really nice for a convicted rapist. You learn a valuable lesson in stereotyping.

#optimism