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jordan is failing on purpose!!

After having the best nba career ever and becoming the greatest.player of all time.6 & 0 in the nba finals,many mvps awards,back to back to back twiceto.. It seems to me that jordan doesnt want his legend to be tarnished.. Thats why he has failed on purpose when he returned as a wizard.. Stockpiling that team wit average and aging talent.. Bringing in collins ,a coach he got fired when he was wit the bulls.. Drafting kwame brown over pau..the wizards were bad and micheal knew it because he put a terrible team on the floor on purpose,because he wanted to keep what he had done as a bull on a pedestal.to make things worse,he offered to come off the bench,sAying he didnt want to mess wit team chemistry.. Huh? You are the best player ever and you talk about coming off the bench and let byron russell and kwame start over you? Good thing pollin fired him. Jordan with his arrogant and cockiness felt his bulls legacy would be overshadowed when he saw how great lebron was,so he goes out and buys the bobcats,its a shame a guy sabotaging his team to be viewed as the best ever. He knows in his heart how great lebron is,but he says kobe is better....just so what he did as a bull will be looked on high..he passed on rudy gay,brook lopez,brandon roy and draft scrubs like morrison and bosmack.. Bismack is a project and never will be a stater because he dont fully understand the game and he has tiny feet.. Everyone know guys with tiny feet cant jump,because their toe muscles cant support their huge body..stern last act as commish should forcing jordan to sell the team and bring back fairness to the nba.....thank you


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Ug....Please let the season

Ug....Please let the season start!!!!!!!!!

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bath salts are bad bro

bath salts are bad bro

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LMAO

Every day I think the posts can't get stupider and I'm proven wrong. I think you're on to something here.

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he's an expert in

he's an expert in kinesiology....everybody knows a guy with tiny feet can't jump, I mean DUH! Dear lord.

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The toe muscles are the key!

The toe muscles are the key!

I never knew the toe muscles support the whole body

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I thought you guys were just

I thought you guys were just making fun of him till I read the rest...He literally wrote this...
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"he dont fully understand the

"he dont fully understand the game and he has tiny feet.. Everyone know guys with tiny feet cant jump"
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this is one of the weirdest sentence wrote in this site ever...

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Well, LeBron has TINY TOES on

Well, LeBron has TINY TOES on one of his feet. FAIL.

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SYeahh!!! Most players can

SYeahh!!! Most players can jump off 1 foot or both.. Guys with big feet have more balance ,muscles and protein in their feet.. Some guys have to take a running start to jimp,others go straight up.. Thats why standing reach is so important

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This guy

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Soooo.... that's why bugs

Soooo.... that's why bugs bunny was so good and jumped so high in space jam...
B R I L L I A N T

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UNEMPLOYED BALLER yout post..

KILLED KRILLIN ... AGAIN

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Yeah.. You fellas do the

Yeah.. You fellas do the research..the bobcats were in the playoffs before jordan bought the team after he says how dominant lebron is becoming..so he trades wallace,b diddy,,stephen jackson,chandler ..and hires coaches with no head coaching experience.. This needs to be investigated immediately

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..

I was going to mention how he signed Al Jefferson or that ruining the bobcats wasn't going to stop Lebron from getting rings but then I realized I was trying to reason with a crazy conspiracist.

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"Guys with big feet have more

"Guys with big feet have more protein in their feet." ...

guys with big hands have more bones... more calcium and so... are better in D and suffer less inuries.

It Is What It Is

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Yeah its a proven scientific

Yeah its a proven scientific fact..for instance earl boykins ,spud wedd and mugsy bogues were all the same height.. But only spud could dunk.. The other 2 could not because they had tiny feets..

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Dam!! Thats just FLAT OUT

Dam!! Thats just FLAT OUT Ignorant on so many levels...

So u are saying the next great Slam Dunk Champion could be ''The Yetti''?

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Rudeboy y are u being so

Rudeboy y are u being so rude? Just because your name is rude,dont mean you gotta be rude.. I see you you are feudiing with so many guys..

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Glancing at the headline i

Glancing at the headline i thought he was trying to say Charlotte will be tanking to get Wiggins..........

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I see why you are feuding

I see why you are feuding with so many guys.. Outside the lines will be talking about what i discovered.. And then u guys will say i was oh so right

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Aww, man! Now we know why Don

Aww, man! Now we know why Don McCollum is your favorite poster... What others "heroes" do you have? DNYCE? BasketballGuru? Prio? aivsdirk? EB?

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Hallstorm ,who "are you""?

Hallstorm ,who "are you""?

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Me? A 19-years old random

Me? A 19-years old random brazilian guy with a hot swedish half-sister, waiting for Mock Draft Contest Results...

Anything else you need to know?

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No..nothing else..as u were..

No..nothing else..as u were..

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while i completely disagree

while i completely disagree with everything said, the one and only thing i can appreciate about it-is that it's outside the box, radical thinking and not wrote for the purpose of the popular opinion. what's wrote though i believe is pretty far from the truth. if anything though, it was funny to read and entertaining. i encourage to put up more posts, every once in a while you might be on to something. if not, it's at least a good chuckle. that's the same feeling i get when that user don042488 posts something. i'm sure everyone has there moments, but this was wwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out there! lol! did you know that the government is hiding an organic robotic android designed to play basketball and will be set to take the court as a rookie in the 2020 season? secret government officials say (that i can't name) that they are going to claim it's an off spring of one of wilt chamberlain's sons that he didn't realize he had. (i'm the only one else that knows this besides the government, so be thankful i'm sharing the news with you guys.) this kid is designed to be built like shaquille o'neal but will have a 56" vertical and shoot threes as accurately as larry bird. the computer chip is designed to make the best possible play on the court at any time with sensors that sense all the player's body heat on the court. (now do you also know it's the government that found the dragon balls this time and are the only one's that can revive krillin.) that being said, this is the future of the game. we are going to see the best player to ever play the game soon. the government has a plan to say that michael jordan and britney griner had a test tube baby, but it's really a robotic android. no really! trrrrrust me!

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If you were a real prophet.

If you were a real prophet. You would have foreseen how stupid your post was going to be!!

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lol! why thank you! but i did

lol! why thank you! but i did know how stupid a post that was. that's the difference. you believe your conspiracy theory. do you have anymore? here's another one, jordan's dog ate his post playing decisions just like he ate his home work in school. i don't know what's more funny, believing your thread or how you are upset with other posters because they don't agree with your theory. smoke a bowl or something man.

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