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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 10:53am #30396

Scottoant93
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They’re been a lebron jokes forum the last couple days so I made one where anyone can post theres here.

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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 11:05am #544947

MagikKnick
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lmao, the google one made me lol

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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 11:14am #544954

Lotto Stud
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What do you call a female who will never get that ring she ALWAYS wanted??????
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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 11:15am #544956

McDunkin
LeBron James was just traded to the Florida Panthers. He should be sucessful, since in the NHL, there are only 3 periods.
I saw Lebron eating a burger and I noticied it was cut into four pieces but he couldn’t finish the 4th piece
The haters woke up today with their same lives, just as LeBron woke up today with the same number of championships they have
Lebron’s car was found on the side of the interstate. When asked why it wouldnt start he said " I only had one quarter left"
Did you hear about the new Lebron battle flag, in recognition of his efforts in the playoffs? It’s solid white

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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 11:19am #544960

Tongue-Out-Like-23
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The LeBron haters have the same number of life as LeBron has rings.
Zero.
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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 11:20am #544961

boshjonesford
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thumbs up if you have the same number of nba championships as lebron james
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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 11:25am #544967

rileymcshea3
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Why wouldnt you ask LeBron for a dollar in change ? because he will only give you 3 quaters
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- Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 1:24pm #545044
  
  rileymcshea3
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  What happen to that 4th quater ? Either Dirk took it or LeBron CHOKED on it
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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 11:38am #544974

Stojakovicfor3
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Haha @ the Florida Panthers one.
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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 12:02pm #544989

Zero
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How do you know you’ve found Lebron James’ cell phone? It vibrates and receives calls, but doesn’t have a ring!
What does Lebron and his dad have in common? They both leave when times get tough!

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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 12:05pm #544990

McDunkin
Damn Zero…that second one was cold lol
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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 12:40pm #545020

Jlv2011
sucks.
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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 12:53pm #545026

GottaBeTheShoes
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LeBron will publish his autobiography as soon as he can come up with a title.
Matisyahu is not the only king without a crown
LeBron will never make change for you as he never has the fourth quarter.
What is the difference between Saturn and LeBron? Saturn has rings.
Today is national LeBron James day; everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.
LeBron lost his cell phone, if you see it you’ll know it’s his since it doesn’t have a ring.
The reason why LeBron skipped college was to avoid the finals.
LeBron and I both woke up this morning without an NBA championship.
If Lebron wanted a ring, he should have stayed in Cleveland and bought one from Terelle Pryor.
Lebron James has discovered that he posses a rather peculiar variation of a super power. He can become
invisible, but he has to wait 36 minutes for it to kick in.
LeBron James is set to release his own line of headphones. The sound quality is amazing as it has no ring.
Why did LeBron James get an automatic transmission in his Lamborghini? He’s not good in the clutch.
The new movie called "the fourth" will star LeBron James as the invisible man.
What does LeBron James have in common with a fabric store? Neither carries any hardware.
Why does LeBron only get served boneless buffalo wings? Because he has a tendency to choke.

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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 1:17pm #545042

GottaBeTheShoes
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Why is Dwayne Wade (3 years at Marquette University) proof that basketball players should stay in school?
He recruited Lebron James (no-college) & Chris Bosh (1 year at Georgia Tech) to take less money and play second fiddle to him.

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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 1:22pm #545043

Scottoant93
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Why doesn’t the apple fall far from the tree?
LeBron chokes in the playoffs, his mom chokes on Delonte!
Why did Lebrons girlfriend cheat on him? because he cant finish

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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 1:36pm #545051

Scottoant93
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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 1:37pm #545053

ChameleonKid
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Just wanna say thanks for the laughs, I’m loving these jokes LOL.
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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 1:38pm #545054

NiceWithTheRock
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The reason why Lebron skipped college was so that he could avoid playing in the Big 12
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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 1:38pm #545055

PrecociousNeophyte
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Lol at axed and asked, I feel like a lot of black people say that… Today is Lebron James day in Cleveland the kids got let out of school 12 minutes early.
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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 1:48pm #545059

Scottoant93
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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 1:53pm #545065

Scottoant93
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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 2:12pm #545071

Imaking6004
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LeBron James is The Most Interesting Man in the World, "I don’t always choke big games, but when I do, its in the 4th quarter of the NBA playoffs, stay thirsty my friends."
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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 2:20pm #545077

MagikKnick
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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 2:40pm #545085

Memphis Madness
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MIA was a great destination for LeBron since he is always Missing In Action.
Why does the weather in Miami only have 3 seasons? Because LeBron’s jumper won’t FALL.
What’s the difference between Harold Miner and LeBron James? Harold Miner won the slam dunk championship twice.
What do Harold Miner and LeBron have in common? Neither one is the next Jordan.
What is the difference between Harold Miner and LeBron James? Miner started his
over-hyped career in Miami and ended it in Cleveland. LeBron started his over-hyped career in Cleveland and is about to get traded to
Orlando for Dwight Howard. lol
Finally, here is a joke about LeBron’ overrated dribbling skills sent in by LeBron’s mom: “What is the difference LeBron and Delonte West? Delonte West can go between the legs.”
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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 2:49pm #545088

aamir543
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Why did Lebron’s girlfriend chose Rashard Lewis over him? Because he cums up big when you need him to.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzPS_mq_ICM&feature=related
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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 3:15pm #545096

torontoraptors10
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I heard Dallas is having National Lebron day…. and employees get to leave work 12 minutes early
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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 3:17pm #545098

Memphis Madness
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Some more:
What do you call a guy who bricks way too many shots, can’t hit wide-open 3
pointers, misses too many free throws, pads his stats, whines a lot, plays small forward, gets overshadowed by Dwayne Wade, and has a ring as a member of the Heat? Antoine Walker
Here’s an old school joke for all you NBA junkies: Back in the day Gloria James
fooled around with Derrick McKey and Kenny “Sky” Walker and got pregnant. What
did she name the baby? LeBron.
What’s the difference between LeBron and America?
America never lost to the Germans.
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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 4:11pm #545148

aamir543
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When Lebron and his girlfriend are making love, and she is on the floor waiting to get cummed on, James leaves the room. When she asks him why he left, he says he doesn’t finish well
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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 5:20pm #545167

Tongue-Out-Like-23
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Okay okay, I’ll join in..
What do Gloria James and LeBron have in common?
They both choke when it comes to big Dirk.
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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 5:25pm #545168

McDunkin
The one I came uop with for Facebook yesterday
:Once again Lebron has come up shorter than his hairline
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Posted on: Tue, 06/14/2011 - 5:39pm #545174

Scottoant93
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Posted on: Wed, 06/15/2011 - 1:45am #545281

McDunkin

http://www.nbadraft.net/forum/so-lebron-said
And Cyclo said i would look stupid for starting it so early…wrong again homey
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Posted on: Wed, 06/15/2011 - 1:53am #545283

Hitster
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LeBron James has turned to the Jewish faith and is being circumcised, he figures that is the only way to get a ring.
Jason Kidd and Dirk Nowitzki sent congratulations to LeBron as he is now the top member of best player never to win a ring.
What is the deifference between Adam Morrison and LeBron – Adam Morrison has won two NBA titles!
LeBron has his cellphone on silent as he doesn’t have a ring for it.
LeBron cannot star in a remake of They Call Me Mr Tibbs as he doesn’t have a title.
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Posted on: Wed, 06/15/2011 - 6:07am #545330

jrcassell1903
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Lebron James doesn’t disappear often… but when he does, he makes sure it’s in the finals. Stay ringless, my freinds.
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Posted on: Wed, 06/15/2011 - 6:35am #545338

ProudGrandpa
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TO GET TO THE OTHER SLIDE!
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Posted on: Wed, 06/15/2011 - 6:49am #545346

marcusfizer21
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I’m lovin all of your LeBron jokes… looooooooooooool
Thanks guys
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