Indians That Should Be or Should Have Been in the NBA: Rajinder Satnam "Goldie" Parsad
Rajinder Satnam Parsad
Height: 65 inches
Weight: a modest 164
Sex: Not before marriage
He is a crafty left handed player able to play 4 positions very effectively. He was the star of his local club league where he DOMINATED with 9 ppg and 3 steals. His shot has been often compared to as spicy as Chicken Tikka Masala and his court vision is impeccable! Athletically, his beer belly holds him back but he uses his size to over power the younger defenders in the rec leagues. Defensively, he has been called the Sasha Pavolovic of the league. He pesters his opponents as if he was working his day time job as a novelty toys telemarketer under his alias "Bradley Cooper".
He was getting a lot of interest from Kalamazoo College where he would have had a free ride on the bench but he tore his ACL in a horrific pick up cricket game. He was never able to get back that promise he once showed.
Why is his nickname Goldie you may ask? Well, after his basketball career was shattered, he became obsessed with swag. His arranged marriage fell through after she caught him "getting money, but f*cking bithces". Today, he currently is worth over $200 million rupees and is planning on buying an NBA team down the line.
God bless Goldie!
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Swag on point.
Why is this not #1 on iTunes? Oh yeah, its cuz iTunes racist! (European Baller voice)
I'm a very good bad boy? lol
Wait a minute! Good post, but I'm the only licensed EB parodist. And why switch to India? Do you really think we've run out of Greek superstars already? Please check out my latest scouting reports if you haven't yet:
Very good article, but I'm surprised you forgot to mention Goldie also wrote & produced America's #1 song:
All Gold Everything
Ha ha haaaa!
I may be wrong but this sounds kind of unrealistic since his name is way to short and he I actually can pronounce his last name.
Btw I was skiing over the weekend and when I came back here I saw all the latest roumors european baller threw all over the forum and I really started crying when I saw your post here!!!
Check out this Banger.
Is Rajinder related to Aamir?
Like in "I'm Gonna Get you, Sucka"?