Indians That Should Be or Should Have Been in the NBA: Rajinder Satnam "Goldie" Parsad
Posted on: Sun, 02/03/2013 - 11:26am
Posted on: Sun, 02/03/2013 - 1:10pm
Wait a minute! Good post, but
Wait a minute! Good post, but I'm the only licensed EB parodist. And why switch to India? Do you really think we've run out of Greek superstars already? Please check out my latest scouting reports if you haven't yet:
http://nbadraft.net/forum/panagiotis-cristofoulos-papanikolaopolussulakos
http://nbadraft.net/forum/anselmodoulos-varmandilis-and-herodoto-pankala...
Posted on: Sun, 02/03/2013 - 2:01pm
Posted on: Sun, 02/03/2013 - 2:22pm
Ha ha haaaa!
I may be wrong
Ha ha haaaa!
I may be wrong but this sounds kind of unrealistic since his name is way to short and he I actually can pronounce his last name.
Btw I was skiing over the weekend and when I came back here I saw all the latest roumors european baller threw all over the forum and I really started crying when I saw your post here!!!
OWNED!
Posted on: Sun, 02/03/2013 - 3:25pm
Posted on: Sun, 02/03/2013 - 3:52pm
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Indian Player
Rajinder Satnam Parsad
Position: Guard/Forward
Height: 65 inches
Weight: a modest 164
Sex: Not before marriage
Description:
He is a crafty left handed player able to play 4 positions very effectively. He was the star of his local club league where he DOMINATED with 9 ppg and 3 steals. His shot has been often compared to as spicy as Chicken Tikka Masala and his court vision is impeccable! Athletically, his beer belly holds him back but he uses his size to over power the younger defenders in the rec leagues. Defensively, he has been called the Sasha Pavolovic of the league. He pesters his opponents as if he was working his day time job as a novelty toys telemarketer under his alias "Bradley Cooper".
He was getting a lot of interest from Kalamazoo College where he would have had a free ride on the bench but he tore his ACL in a horrific pick up cricket game. He was never able to get back that promise he once showed.
Why is his nickname Goldie you may ask? Well, after his basketball career was shattered, he became obsessed with swag. His arranged marriage fell through after she caught him "getting money, but f*cking bithces". Today, he currently is worth over $200 million rupees and is planning on buying an NBA team down the line.
God bless Goldie!
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