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IMBB Presents: How to prepare for Thanksgiving

Posted on: Wed, 11/23/2011 at 2:45pm
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IMBB Presents: How to prepare for Thanksgiving

Good evening everyone and welcome to another semi-annual weekly daily show presented by yours truly. Today's topic - Thanksgiving! This is a big holiday that is meant to be spent with loved ones such as family, friends, Jesus the mexican gardner who tirms your wifes "hedges" when you're at work, and so forth.

Here is a complete guide to get prepared for tomorrow:

Step 1 - Watch this video. Become a trukey hunter and find the best turkey

Step 2: Cooking! Yeah you can set the oven and let it cook for 8 hours... but if you want it to be tender and juicy, then you'll need to do a pre-"cooking" ritual.

"Hoes on my d**k because I stuff her turkey / hoes on my d**k she be snackin on my jerky"

Step 3: The prayer Before you eat, make sure you recite a prayer. Whatever your religion is but make sure you thank the big fella up there. I'd make mines memorable

Step 4: FEAST.. channel your inner kobyashi Hey, enjoy the food! You'll be stuffed so drop any diets and be a man. Eat like men!

Step 5: The after dinner feeling You'll be sleepy
You'll feel fat

But at the end of the day, you'll be happy and have a great day with your family and friends. Here's to you my NBAdraft.net family. Hope y'all have a great day tomorrow!


Posted on: Thu, 11/24/2011 - 1:00am
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Its a bird, its a plane...no its imbb swag level

Happy Thanksgiving...I love you guys

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I like

I like

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It’s a line of thought that

It’s a line of thought that the Knicks—the present-day tenants of the new Madison Square Garden—have embraced this offseason.

Posted on: Sun, 09/09/2012 - 2:40am
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(On a side note, Lin’s

(On a side note, Lin’s departure could be a good thing for everyone involved. He played his best away when Anthony was out with a groin injury in February and Anthony was at his best when Lin went down with a knee injury in late March)

Posted on: Sun, 09/09/2012 - 4:09am
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The Nets’ eagerness to be

The Nets’ eagerness to be liked extends throughout the organization.

Posted on: Sun, 09/09/2012 - 6:17am
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Madison Square Garden will

Madison Square Garden will still sell out, with or without Lin. The team doesn’t have to address the subject to appease fans, because fans continue to pour into the arena.

Posted on: Sun, 09/09/2012 - 6:18am
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As much as Coach Casey

As much as Coach Casey appreciated last season’s defensive effort, he hasn’t been able to resist explaining how Lowry and Fields will give him defenders on the perimeter who can defend their own man without help. Lowry represents a significant upgrade over Jose Calderon defensively and as impressive as James Johnson’s defensive statistics were last season, when Casey replaced him with D-League call-up Alan Anderson, the Raptors’ defense didn’t miss a beat.

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