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if all 50 states went to war...

if we had another civil war between each of the 50 states battling it out, who wins?


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Cali has Arnold...Game Over!

Cali has Arnold...Game Over!

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The winner remains to be seen.

Major players in this would be:

California: The governor has killed aliens, been impregnated, survived being a kindergarten teacher, killed countless rebels, invented a gun that shoots ice, and has done all this while coping with the fact that he is actually a machine sent back in time to help stop the death of human kind. Do you seriously think he would let his side lose a civil war?

New York: with the ability to convert what seems to be an unknown and seemingly infinite number of cabs into the perfect killing machines they will have a large advantage over most other states. Who is there to stop them from dominating everyone with their "&$#%#&@! you" attitude? Only time would tell.

Nevada: One reason they would be here, because if they let loose whatever may be secured at area 51 we would all be royally screwed.

Texas: I can’t think a state that probably has more guns, knives and killing and/or maiming tools that they do, combine that with the amount of off-road capable vehicles and their foreboding accents and you have yourself one hell of an army.

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West Virginia two

West Virginia two words...............WRONG TURN.............its a movie if you havent seen it you dont want to

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oakland and los angeles could

oakland and los angeles could finally come in handy. But i aint messing with none of those wrong turn crazies that are out there

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Cali would win. We got

Cali would win. We got Oakland, Compton, & Arnold. GAME OVER.

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MInnesota...

Minnesota has a lot of artillery/munitions capabilites (Aliant Tech & Honeywell to name a couple) plus nukes and rugged forest/countryside. And you can't forget Jesse Ventura "he ain't got time to bleed"..

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Rhode Island

Rhode Island

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rhode island would be empty

rhode island would be empty by the time the war was announced. New York would just send a city bus full of people to take it over.

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Jersey would claim to be the

Jersey would claim to be the strongest state, only to eventually form a merger with New York to create a greasy-haired, orange-tanned, fist-pumping East Coast powerhouse.

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lmfao man

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Are you talkin war bro?

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