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I told you idiots Jarvis Varnado would be the best player in all of Europe and now he's gonna do it

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I told you idiots Jarvis Varnado would be the best player in all of Europe and now he's gonna do it

Jarvis Varnado singed with Carmatic Pistoia and he's gonna prove that all you idiots who only watch European basketball that he'll be the best player in all of Europe. He averaged 5 blocks per game at an NCAA D1 school so I think that will equal about 17 blocks per game and he'll be the best player to ever play in Europe. I bet he'll average a triple double and not even try that hard.

I can't believe you European fans, who don't know anything about the NBA. Just wait 2 years until you get a taste of Brian Zoubek, he'll make Arvidas Sabonis look like Matt Fish!!!!!!!!!


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No Travis Diener better than

No Travis Diener better than all those players combined.

Hes gonna dominate.....

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Are you bizzaro European

Are you bizzaro European Baller???? Like Bizzaro Superman

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Cyclo'd

Cyclo'd

Drizzy!
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I have a goatee and I wear an

I have a goatee and I wear an American Flag sweat suit at all times.

I can't believe David Blatt said Jarvis Varnado would never play basketball in Europe, What a fool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lmao McDunkin. That had to be

Lmao McDunkin. That had to be the funniest thing ive seen you pos.
American baller is win

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American Baller you are TOO

American Baller you are TOO HYPED!!!

Have you been over at Leroy Jenkins house while Leroy's mom was making PIZZA ROLLS? LMAO

jARVIS HAS TO PLAY A GAME 1st...

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LMAO @17 BLOCKS PER GAME!

LMAO @17 BLOCKS PER GAME!

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american baller has nba2klive

american baller has nba2klive mixed up wit real life...

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LMAO

More like NBA Jam lool

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(Cyclo treatment) Speaking of

(Cyclo treatment)

Speaking of NBA Jam, whatever happened to NBA Street? That game was endless fun. It was the only good basketball game that EA has come out with since 2005.

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That's horrible McDunkin lol

That's horrible McDunkin lol I don't know if I should feel bad for laughing at that or not lol

Dude you sound like my friends down here in Mississippi (30 minutes away from campus)

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Why did this guy lose points?

It was obviously a joke, and a pretty funny one at that.

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SubZero

You don't know Jimmy Brooks? He was with Ashley..... he played on the basketball team....... he was supposedly being recruited by North Carolina..... Rick shot him, which is why he's in that wheelchair.

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And thats the realest

And thats the realest &$#%#&@! you ever wrote

and ojayjay that a good question i loved that game

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P.S. He looks like the lost

P.S. He looks like the lost Rivers brother

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Haha! Jimmy Rivers? The

Haha! Jimmy Rivers? The Canadian Sensation?

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Rick was a real A-Hole, I

Rick was a real A-Hole, I hadn't forgiven him from putting Terri in a coma and then he caps Jimmy! The first time I saw a Drake video I laughed out loud.

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He's one of those kids that

He's one of those kids that thought every girl that made eye contact with him was flirting with him.

People always laugh when I show them a video of Drake playing Jimmy on Degrassi. It's amazing how hardly anyone I know is aware that he was on that show for such a long time.

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if u actually watched that

if u actually watched that show then ur gay it's basically a soap opera.

o and and mad props to the OP for the ZOO ANIMAL ZOUBEK shout out

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Have you been over at Leroy

Have you been over at Leroy Jenkins house while Leroy's mom was making PIZZA ROLLS? LMAO

Toooo Funny! Post of the day right there.

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the only episode ive seen is

the only episode ive seen is the one where that girl = a whore because her thong was showing

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Nobody disses Wheelchair Jimmy or Degrassi.

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Do it now!!!!!

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You better log off, son. I've

You better log off, son. I've got about 50 pounds of ass-whoopin' with your name written all over it. In permanent, black marker.

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are you and spencer fighting?

are you and spencer fighting? im trying to find that degrassi clip on youtube

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i don't log off for anyone,

i don't log off for anyone, or their black permanent markers. if you watch degrassi you might as well sit on your couch and put the titanic and the notebook on replay all day while u lay in your depressed homosexual world of wishing your peep was clenched in tiger wood's hand when he fist pumps

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I wish i went to high scool

I wish i went to high scool in Canada

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Are you kidding me? I sit on

Are you kidding me? I sit on my couch like an awesome straight guy watching a hilariously corny/ over the top show where high school kids get bracelets for giving BJ's and then get an STD, Bi-polar Craig beats up his dad at a wedding. I don't really watch the new ones, but some old school Degrassi is pretty epic.

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Agreed

The original Degrassi was truly Omar Epps, the new ones were fun for a while, now it is irrelevant to me, but man, let me tell you, I want to HS in Toronto, and it was vastly different. I just think it is hilarious that the kid in Degrassi who got shot into a paralysis is now one of the biggest rappers out there. He is Canadian, Jewish and on freakin Degrassi, and now he has become a hip hop icon. Craziness personified. I did not know him, and have yet to meet people that do, but he definitely gets lot of love here, and he was when I was in Oregon as well. I think that First name Never thing, well incredibly dry, is maybe one of the funnier things I have seen in a long time LMAO. I know I am going to hell, but I know a lot of other people are joining me (and maybe the creaters of Degrassi who made a guy play someone who needed a wheel chair yet could walk perfectly fine. Yeah Degrassi writers, suck on that.). Totally amazing though, and yes, Jimmy was going to go to UNC and take over where Michael left off. He was that good, and he was going to star on the paralympic basketball team until they found out he could rap and, oh, walk. Thank you to crazy Jarvis Varnado guy for making this thread, totally hilarious. I like one song by Drake pretty much, which is "Think Good Thoughts" produced by 9th Wonder, featuring Phonte and Elzhi. Just a wicked track, which Phonte steals, but I have to give the guy a ton of credit for doing this well for himself. It seems like Degrassi just kind of kicked him off, guess it sucks for them. Oh well, I am sure they will come up with a lot of new crazy things to happen on Canadian Saved by the Bell on crack, like maybe a suspected terrorist trying out for Canadian Idol singing Avril Levigne? Oh, that's been done. Well, Degrassi will make it work :)

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This site in the

This site in the summertime>comedy central

but......

The one goal i need to reach before i die...get quincey to make a nonserious thread

but to get on topic...when i was younger and degrassi came on nickelodeon for like one season, it was lame as hell thats why i have only seen one episode...but now hear there are bjs,"loose" girls, thongs, lesbians,shootings?

it sounds like one of arans house partys

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Degrassi? &$#%#&@!that. It

Degrassi?
&$#%#&@!that. It dont have &$#%#&@! on that Hey Arnold, Thats so Raven or Rugrats.
Yah those were my shows back in the day.

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So he can't even earn a

So he can't even earn a Euroleague contract then? Typical.

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you just don't get it, do you

you just don't get it, do you European Baller?

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Euro Baller attacks......

Euro Baller attacks......

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European baller go home you

European baller go home you white trash suck varnado's dick while at it and remember the taste cuz all u europeans will be standing in line to suck it in the near future go back to living in your greek caves. And Drake is the worst rapper ever

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New Degrassi sucks the big

New Degrassi sucks the big one, but the old one with Craig, Ashley, Paige, J.T, Liberty, Terri, Jimmy, Spinner, Toby, Emma, Manny and Rick was my sh-t. I watched that show religiously.

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U r the best satirical

U r the best satirical character I've ever seen on this forum! I hope people realize ur approach to attacking the idiotic views of European Baller. If u r European baller even better, u have created some of the best opposing viewpoints in a creative manner. Like Fred Savage being both Micheal Moore and Rush Limbaugh

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