The Hunger Games.........NBA version
Over the past month, The Hunger Games has been one of the best movies out there, so here is a story what would happen in the NBA Hunger games, only this time every single NBA player on a roster is competing. The arena is the size of California, and it’s a mountanoious terrain but turns into dessertland on the West outskirts, and into a snowy blizzard like area on the East outskirts. The rules were that there could be an unlimited amount of winners as long as they hailed from the same team, however not all teamates were alligned.
The games were set to begin, with just about 400 players ready to begin, just ten seconds were remaining till the games started, the player lined up in random order. As the buzzer sounded, the place went crazy, Kobe went apeshit on poor Luke Ridnour, Ray Allen got Bill Walker with a slingshot almost imeadiatly. Poor Bill was knocked out, and Paul Pierce did the rest. There were already several aliances formed, Lebron, CP3, D-Wade, Chris Bosh, Dwight, and D-Will had already killed several players, including Kirk Hinrich and mike Bibby who were taken out by CP3’s crossover manuever with a sword. Ty Lawson, John Wall, and Ray Felton were on a mission to get as far North as possible and were way out of range with the others after traveling more than 11 miles within the first hour, however poor Ray Felton dropped out after the first .25 miles, he decided to do his hunting from there, but was in trouble because he was no where near a good water supply. Eddy Curry, Johan Petro, Jamal Magloire, Brandon Bass, DeSagana Diop, and Kendrick Perkins decided to form a group of their own, they started some light jogging into the woods however due to a lack of, err, “oxygen” they set up camp in a very vulnerable area, and would later be stung by killer bees, and that was the end of the,. Dirk, Timmy, and KG along with Jason Terry, Parker, Manu, Rondo, Allen, and Pierce were one of the most feared groups. They were patient and dangerous, armed with knives, bow and arrows, and hand to hand combat, although KG had to be warned not to yell very loudly at random moments or bang his head against a tree. Steve Novak was almost a gonner but he was able to get to a high mountain top and he along with Kyle Korver, Mike Miller, and Jason Kapono stood day and night protecting all four sides of the terrain with their deadly arrows. There were more than 100 deaths on day one, and now only 223 players remained, several alliances were made there were lone dogs like Stephen Jackson, Kawamay Brown, and Brook Lopez, but the biggest story of day one was that no one knew were Kobe was.............
Lebron, CP3, Bosh, Wade, D-WIll, and Dwight did not sleep the first night. They all trekked the forests all night, and their victims included Treor Ariza, Rodney Stuckey, and Kyrlylo Fesenko(sorry Proud Gramps) It was still early in the night when they saw a fire in the distance. “Which fool be startin a fire at night?” asked Lebron. Bosh replied, “Don’t go, it might be dangerous!” Everyone gave Bosh that. “Dude, you lucky we left you alive” stare. CP3 then qupped, “Whoever started a fire at this time of day is a weakling, let’s go get them” So they raided the area, only to find a sobbing BJ Mullens and a serious Daquen Cook. “We got you!” yelled Dwight. “Shh” said Cook, “Now continue”, he said to Mullens, an emotional Mullens began, “And when I was 8-” “Damn we don’t got no time for this shiit” said D-WIll. And they ruthlessly killed them with their barehands. From them until morning, there were 81 more casualties, the most notable being Eric Gordon, who was shot by Gilbert Arenas who was maliciously tearing through the land in a golf cart with Tony Allen, Z-Bo, Mike Conley, and Rudy Gay. Guns aren’t allowed, but Agent 0 was able to sneak one in. He’ll be fined $25,000 for the act. Brad Miller, Juwan Howard, and Kurt Thomas were gingerly hiking into the snowy areas, telling a wide variety of “Back in the day” stories. 142 players left, and at this point it had been revealed that Kobe had been charging down the valleys with a toga and crown made out of leaves yeling, “You’re Welcome!” and was responsible for the most deaths, more than any group did, and he did it all alone. Brian Scalabrine and John Lucas the third were swimming in the lake, when Timmy and his group were. John Lucas was a goner but the White Mamba was able to escape. The first scene of Kobe was his lying on the ground three feet away from an actual black mamba, on his stomach mirroring its every move, and resonding to its hisses.The rest fo the scene was to explicit to show on air, but Kobe was the strongest by far, had his food, and water.
Another day passed, this time more deaths, DMar DeRozan was on a rampage, before Mario Chalmers had somthing to say to him, there was an ugly blood bath in the dessertlands including Chris Kaman, KG(who had wandered off from his group), JJ Redick, Roddy Beabois, Danny Green, Leandro Barbosa, and Jordan Farmar. Barbosa and KG were the only survivors, and they truced and decided to split the supplies. They would go on as a tag team and go hunt down others, including KG’s own group, minus the Celtics, Duncan, and Nowitzki. Dirk and Tim were told to sram and this was their final warning, the big four then proceeded to get rid of Barbosa, and then met up with fellow teamate Brandon Bass, the only survivior of the killer bee disastor.
That's all I can think of for now, can MikeyV, Proud Gramps, or No Money continue, don't finish, just continue. Thanks
Sorry, I don't know why it's in bold, and I can't chage it either.
For some reason I feel like Scalabrine will win.
This don't have much of a plot, tho. Don' quit yo day job. But I'm game. Although I haven't actually read/seen the Hunger Games.
Meanwhile, Grant Hill and Shane Battier rounded up a group of Duke alums. "Win one for Coach K!" they cried as they rampaged through the mountains. Hill, Battier, Carlos Boozer, Elton Brand, Chris Duhon, Josh McRoberts, and, Corey Maggette were there (Shelden Williams had died ealrier of dysentery) as was Ricky Rubio, who they forced to be bearer of their terrible and mighty flag. Finally, they came upon a sizable cabin in the mountains, which they made their HQ. They had settled down for the night, when, suddenly, they heard noises outside. Someone was singing Adele's "Someone Like You" and tromping through the clearing. McRoberts looked put the window and, lo and behold, Delonte West was standing there, finger moistened, with yet another gangly white small forward in his clutches. Mike Dunleavy's neck was in the crook of West's arm. The Dookies were relieved to see their friend (who had disappeared earlier after a brief encounter with a group of Cavaliers, who, unable to remember which players were their teammates after significant recent roster turnover, managed to slaughter each other), but were alarmed when Delonte brought his finger dangerously close to Dunleavy's ear. "I swear, if you don't meet my demands, I will stick my finger in here like it's Lebron's mom's 'sweet spot'" "What are your demands?" Grant Hill asked. West replied...
Meanwhile, a group of Eastern Europeans had banded together, as well (European Baller's money was on them, since there are no Greek NBA players...). Led by the indomitable Peja Stojakovic, the group was camped out in the bloody wintery plains to the east. Mehmet Okur, Hedo Turkoglu, Darko Milicic, Ersan Ilyasova, and Marko Jaric proves to be a formidable band. The group's momentum was going, as they had left a bloody trail in their wake. But now they had to face...GREG ODEN. The ferocious beast of a man was coming down the trail, whipping his shlong around and, before reaching the Europeans, he took out Damien Wilkins and Thaddeus Young in one fell swoop. In order to stop him, the Europeans knew they must go for his knees. Oden, intimidating though he was, was also intelligent (hey, its a fictional story, ok?) and he w=knew that he must protect his knees. Who would emerge from the battle?
Damn, I really want to continue this but I'm not touching a story with close-to 400 characters. This is almost as bad as Lost.
Here's the scorecard though.
(Some combination of)
I'm not going to lie. I'm usually kosher to Aamir because he usually says some pretty good things but this is really stupid. It's poorly written, has no conceivable plot, and was more or less, a huge waste of time. I usually like aamir but this was just not well done.
I have a feeling this thread is going to be epic.
Nice one Gramps, I tried to refrain from using guys not on NBA rosters, but it doesn't matter anymore, but my boys J-Lin and Yao gotta get in this! Anyways....
Oden stood there, tall, strong, and powerful, however his kneew bare. He looked around, and all he could find was empty bottles of Mountain Dew(Caron Butler had been in the vicinity) and european sour patch wrappers. The Mighty Oden did not know what to do, knees unprotected, he ran as far as he could, as weak as his knees were, the mighty Oden was an athletic fellow, and had decent speed the Europeans chased him for about 3 miles, before Gilbert and the gang shot down Oden, and now the rowdy rage rilled mob of Europeans were next. The only catch was that the golf cart didn't top 6 miles per hour, so Arenas and his friends were sort of out of luck, however Arenas stayed in the cart and the rest got out and chased the Europeans. They ran all the way back into a tropical rain forest, and there is where it happened, Peja's first love, long range shooting, he saw a bow and arrow, hand crafted by Rick Adelman. He catiously approached the arrow, looked at it in awe, and turned around and prepared to fire. The 3 or so Grizzlies abruptly stoped and had a look of terror in their eyes Peja pulled the arrow back, and fired. The arrow looked good, really good, it was right at Z-Bo, perfectly precise. But just at that moment, sounded a tarzan like scream, and flew in the one, the only, IBLACKA! Iblacka prefectly timed the block perfectly, intercepted the arrow, and stared down poor poor Peja. Just then came in his teamates, Durantula(thank goodness that nickname didn't stick) and Westbrook. They then proceeded to stone all of the others to death as they were now unarmed, when the bloodbath was over, in came a Arenas jamming to "Party in the USA", Arenas was frightened to death when he saw the scene, and was sure Westbrook, Durant, and Iblacka were going to finish him, but they didn't. They spared him for his firearm, vehicle, and undiscovered singing talent.
But somewhere far far away in the snowtops, were the frickle grass grows, were two brothers, that shared the same motherland, laughing, eating, drinking, and slaying.......................................(Yao and Jeremy Lin)
Yeah, I didn't realize how poorly writen it was till I posted it, I guess I should leave the creative writing to Proud Grandpa and No Money.
aamir is such a freakin loser it is unreal. ban me if you have to but oooommmmgggg what a dork.
and mikeyvthedon has to get off that high horse of his.
They may or may not have all died...
Does this end up being a love story between Birdman and Earl Boykins?
^That too, but also a the tragedy of Adam Morrison and Kawahmay Brown.......
For some reason I feel like Scalabrine will win.
For some reason I feel like Scalabrine will win