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Handsome/Ugly NBA Players

Just for fun guys: I need top 5

Handsome: Bryant, Paul, Reddick, Alexander, Hill

Ugly: Swift, Cassell, Ewing, Mbenga, Morrison


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wow.....i expected posts like

wow.....i expected posts like this over the lockout but now????

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Yeah dude like are you

Yeah dude like are you serious?

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i hope

the poster is a woman :S

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I can't believe were 3

I can't believe were 3 replies in without a single "no homo"

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weirdo

weirdo

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The creepiest part of this

The creepiest part of this thing is that he used the word handsome. Handsome, really?

The ugliest players in the NBA is a topic I've seen come up numerous times but handsome...not acceptable.

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Kobe dislikes

Kobe dislikes being called handsome

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lol. like kobe would say... f

lol. like kobe would say... f u c k i n g f a g g o t

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CREEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

CREEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP A topic better suited for the ladies room or lilttle boys room, which ever you prefer.

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You gay as &$#%#&@!

You gay as &$#%#&@!

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Dude i bet you wearing Pink

Dude i bet you wearing your Pink Jammies and watching the Big Bang Theory and looking at that nude pic of Greg Oden right now huh? SMH

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I typically associate people

I typically associate people that say "no homo" with insecurity about their sexuallity that they have to keep reminding everyone they're not gay, rarely does anyone think you're gay, shut up!

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I got a better one

NBA's best looking MILF . i nominate Steph Curry's mom

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I'l humor him

1. Anthony Parker

2. Markieff Morris

3. Shane Battier

4. Marcus Morris

5. Dahntay JOnes

1. Brook Lopez

2. Blake Griffin

3. Robin Lopez

4. Javale McGee

5. Sasha Vujacic

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"NBA's best looking MILF . i nominate Steph Curry's mom"

Steph Curry's mom looks EXACTLY like Steph Curry, only with a wig. Give me Gordon Hayward's mom.

I agree 100% with Chilbert arenas. "No homo" was a funny little trend at first, but sometime around 2009 it just became stupid. If you really feel the need to obsessively remind everybody that you aren't gay, then you are clearly at war with your real sexuality.

Also, there's simply no way Chris Paul is better looking than Ricky Rubio. NO WAY.

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best looking in my opionon I

best looking in my opionon I would say

George Hill because he looks like he would be in Salt N Pepa video with Pepa all grinding on him

Tyreke Evans cuz he looks like hes a ghetto gentleman you know what i mean...rough on the outsde with sweet on the inside

Ricky Rubio cuz hes boyband attractive and looks like he takes care of himself

Corey Magette cuz he has a really ripped body and a sweet smile

Doc Rivers cuz he looks like he would do a good job taking care of the man in his life,but he seems he has alot of passion in him too

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That new anchor on espn name

That new anchor on espn name Lindsay Z is sexxy.

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lazarus munoz: you cant be

lazarus munoz: you cant be serious dude!!!!

"Corey Magette cuz he has a really ripped body and a sweet smile"

woooooow lmao

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yup and i feel sorry if you

yup and i feel sorry if you dont agree with me...nothing gay about anything i said...I dont marry these guys,dont wanna have their kids and I dont wanna spend the rest of my life with them,so it dosent make it gay..

Just remember ive been to jail twice

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Lazarus

Lazarus isn't gay. He went to prison, you know. Also he's met tons of gay men, and they always say, "Laz your the straighest man I've ever met"

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Im saying you dont wanna

Im saying you dont wanna disagree with me because guys who been to jail dont take too kindly to people calling them gay...espically guys who have been to jail twice

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People will call others gay

People will call others gay but when they meet a gay guy, I bet they feel uncomfortable. I thought it was ironic when Penny Hardaway was casting homophobic slurs at John Amaechi and he uses a women's name as his nickname!

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I got my Hardaway's mixed up

I got my Hardaway's mixed up so appologies to Penny Hardaway, it is good to see that Tim Hardaway did realise the error of his comments and has since done work on LGBT projects

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" I dont marry these

" I dont marry these guys,dont wanna have their kids and I dont wanna spend the rest of my life with them"

strictly one night stands?

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Penny Hardaway is fat

Penny Hardaway is fat anyway,so would want that!

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LMAO this is how i see Laz

LMAO this is how i see Laz now

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Tim

"I thought it was ironic when Penny Hardaway was casting homophobic slurs at John Amaechi and he uses a women's name as his nickname!"

That was Tim Hardaway, and since that time he's apologized and done work in the LGBT community. People actually used to think Penny Hardaway himself was gay.

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^^^^Yeah i was about to say

^^^^Yeah i was about to say "Penny Hardaway?" this thread is hilarious though. i know there's some people in here feelin like this

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And we all know the rumors

And we all know the rumors about Kevin Johnson being gay... Side note, one of my co-workers used to work with one of 50Cents body guards and told him 50 was gay, and and was so bummed the first time he found out cuz he was a big fan, and 50 like young pretty boy white dudes...Believe what you want, but that's what I've been told. Watch out Jimmer!!!

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I heard

I heard McbasketballGuru is gay...

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im no gay at all, but if i

im no gay at all, but if i wuz...

i wud totaly date artest world piece. it looks like he wud manhandle me n bed LOL

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"official thread to come out

"official thread to come out the closet!"

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"im no gay at all, but if i

BasketballGuru

"im no gay at all, but if i wuz...

i wud totaly date artest world piece. it looks like he wud manhandle me n bed LOL"

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I don't know whether to laugh or to feel awkward that I just copied and pasted that...

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"im no gay at all, but if i

"im no gay at all, but if i wuz...

i wud totaly date artest world piece. it looks like he wud manhandle me n bed LOL"

First of all, you spelled World PEACE wrong. Second, capitilize the first letter of each entence and and names. And lastly, I don't care what you say, but anyone that admits that in public is gay. End of story

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Not sure if the "piece"

Not sure if the "piece" "peace" mishap wasn't on purpose but the answer to the most desirable are obvious:

Kris Humphries- because he knows how to treat a woman

Kobe Bryant- because we know he tries to get down with the unholiest of holes

Rajon Rondo- because his hissy fits will remind you of every girl you've been with

Sasha Vujecic- because if you drink enough he'll just look like a hairy french chick

Boris Diaw- because those tits are ridiculous

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I hope you guys do this again

I hope you guys do this again next year, I'd definitely put Anthony Davis at the top of my handsome list... That monobrow is to die for.

I remember in an old Jordan doco they mentioned that his "good looks" were part of the reason he was so marketable. If you were a GM for a team which was losing money and you had the first overall pick, would you select a more talented but less marketable ugly player, or a guy who was still very talented but marketable or "handsome" if that's how you want to define it, bearing in mind making money is the ultimate goal, would you go about it by trying to win more games or creating a likeable star. Oh and I'll use Noah as my example of what I mean by ugly... Dude just looks weird.

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Laz: "The Animated series"

Laz: "The Animated series"

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J-Nixon once said Noah looked

J-Nixon once said Noah looked like a pre-mature/pre-hatched baby Aligator lol.

I personally think Blake Griffin is wierd looking. He looks like "Rocky" from the 1985 movie The Mask.

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