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Guys! I need help with this girl I texted! What do i do?!?!?!?

Me: Hey, this is **** from English class lol i sit right behind you and we exchanged numbers today

Her: Hi ****, how's the studying?

Me: lol pretty good, how about u?

(5 minutes pass)

Me: hey I was wondering if u wanted to go grab a bite tomorrow. I will pay for it. We can study together at the library after

(20 minutes pass)

Me: hey not sure if my messages went through or you are busy, just get back to me, peace

(1 hr later)

Me: hey, still around?

(2 hrs later)

Her: Sorry, was napping, I don't know about my schedule, I'll let you know tomorrow, bye!

Me: Oh ok. It's just food, I'm more than willing to pay and we can study together and stuff. I don't really like you lol! well...not yet

She still hasn't replied and it's been 3 hrs, should I send her another message telling her Goodnight?


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This is FANTASTIC.

This is FANTASTIC.

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This is serious dude what do

This is serious dude what do i do?

and bro there is no super saiyan 5 trust me, my brother told me

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Ask her to go to the arcade

Ask her to go to the arcade with you. I doubt she turns that down

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you should totally email her

you should totally email her again. Tell her how you are willing to pay for her food so she knows she doesnt need money.

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bahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is the funniest &$#%#&@! i have seen in a long time...leroy u screwed the pooch on this one...dont text her anymore, u already look like a huge creep. its gonna be awkward the rest of the time u have class with this girl, shes prolly gossiping with her friends right now about how weird you are. i really honestly hope this is a joke cuz that &$#%#&@! is pathetic

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Leroy..Leroy..Leroy.. How old

Leroy..Leroy..Leroy..

How old are you? Because this is really important.
If your 15 or up, shes either annoyed and is going to talk about you when you go to school tommorow.

Dont seem to desperate by the way, you dont want to seem like your whole life revolves around her.

Thug it out Leroy.
Sag them pants, get some ralph lauren boots, and get a fitted hat.

Ya feel me?

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Wreckless my friend you have

Wreckless my friend you have a point, but Leroy there is only one thing to do. Tell her you love her and that she completes you.....In all caps so she knows your serious...... Then never go to that class again

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McDunkin

LMAO

Leroy, I dont think that you've made it clear enough that you will pay. She is probably wondering, "well he said he would pay, but what if I want cheese? Or supersize fries? Or a Frosty? Will he pay for that?"

So you need to reitterate, more than once for clarity, that you will cover all of her condiments, as well as the entree. Chicks loooove condiments, my brother told me that and he gets chicks all the time.

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look here my man.... leroy!

look here my man.... leroy! dont text her no more today, dont wanna look desperate dude, just let it be, i txt a chick just like that! and respond like 3 hrs later... just let it play out dawg! one day atta time my friend!

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Teach her how to "Crank dat

Teach her how to "Crank dat Batman!"

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Youuuuuuuuuuu

Yooooooooooooooou that's funny

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Tell her to come over to your

Tell her to come over to your house for pizza rolls.

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Tell her to come over to your

Tell her to come over to your house for pizza rolls.

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One critical mistake

You need to tell her that you were willing to pay for..which you mentioned several times... Mcdonalds Combo #4 but no Hot fudge Sunday got to keep her figure trim buddy. Great post you deserve a bunch of points!

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Send her a text saying " i

Send her a text saying " i wanna &$#%#&@! you" SYKE NAW!

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tell her your gonna kick her

tell her your gonna kick her dog and stuff if she doesnt reply ( leroy's last funny post with the bully girl) but dont forget to get hyped on pizza rolls before you do it

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McDunkin, you are a God. That

McDunkin, you are a God. That just made my day bro, no homo.

Kid, listen, just like everyone else says, don't text her today. Heck, don't text her for like a week, make her chase you bro, don't be the chaser. She'll probably wonder why you aren't attempting to talk to her anymore and it could either go 2 ways. One way, that goes to your advantage, is she tries to talk to you during school and ask you why you don't text her anymore. The other way, unfortunately, is that she goes on with her life like nothing happened and just barely talks to you for like a month. Good luck bro.

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she already knows now that u

she already knows now that u r very much interested, she mite or mite not return the favor

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&$#%#&@! her in the ass.

&$#%#&@! her in the ass.

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Keep it moving lil homie

Keep it moving .....She knows you are trying to get at her. If she recieved the text cool, if not cool. See her and asks her if she recieved the text. Then you will have your answer. If she likes you she will meet you if not keep it moving......Also stop tricking away your dough 5 mil or 2.00. Its not cool and you will go broke that way.

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let her know that you will

let her know that you will pay for her

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Your trying too hard, let her

Your trying too hard, let her come to you bro

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No

Tell her that she has to accept your offer in the next 5 minutes or else she can buy her own damn food.

Girls love guys who give them ultimatums.

Trust me.

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Imma keep it real...you

Imma keep it real...you completely f****d this one up bro. You can't look that desperate right off the bat.

Better hope she's not popular aroud school cuz then all her friends are gonna hear about this, and that's not a good look for you.

& why the "lol" in the 1st 2 messages?

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"Me: Oh ok. It's just food,

"Me: Oh ok. It's just food, I'm more than willing to pay and we can study together and stuff. I don't really like you lol! well...not yet"

creepy, awkward, retarded all combined in one comment....."I don't really like you" wtf is that???

you don't have to tell the girl you're "more than willing to pay", if you take a girl out you BETTER pay.....

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I can't believe this kid is

I can't believe this kid is serious...

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LMAOOOO Send her the same

LMAOOOO

Send her the same messages again. I don't think she got them the 1st time......Girls like it when you send the same desperate messages twice. Let's them know you really care. But if she gets her dad on you, think of it like this: at least she told her parents about you, so you're in there like swimwear son.

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no what u really want to do

no what u really want to do is see if she has an ipod touch, if she does then text her like 400 times(blow up her phone bro) and then snatch that ipod. and she wont tell on you or tell you to give it back because shes not gonna want to talk to u. so u get a free ipod. and if she tries to say something, do like the old serbians did, threaten her with a good old fashioned "b1tch stfu fo i ra-pe yo a$$" u know what im talkin bout leroy?

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This is great But seriously

This is great

But seriously if you did exchange numbers she must be interested to a certain extent. I'm guessing you guys don't do facebook because everything is so much easier on there.

But don't text her again tonight fo sho. That would be borderline stalkerish.

It's probably the studying line she don't like. Most of the time when you hang out with people outside of school the last thing they want to talk about is school.

Send her a text tomorrow before school saying

"Sleep is never an excuse to be ignorant but it's cool, I hope ya got enough rest tho. If I catch you tired in class today I'm gonna start a rumor saying ur addicted to your mothers ambien. J/K but I'm ordering two meals after school today and I'm gonna need your help to eat one, maybe we can talk about how much we dislike out classes while we're eating."

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Leroy my man..Forget all

Leroy my man..Forget all that...Text her best friend and ask her out..Girls get so pissed OFF!!!! When it seems their best friend is going after the same thing..Even if a girl doesnt like or care about a guy..She HATES seeing her friend with him...

If that doesnt work, tell her you just signed a record deal with Young Money..

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Just give me her number bro.

Just give me her number bro. I will fix the whole thing for you. Trust.

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Text her a pic of your penis!

Text her a pic of your penis! Whenever i have a lady im interested in and ive been texting her all day and she hasnt gotten back like in 2 plus hours,i just send her a pic of my CLOWN and ask her if she wants to get on this some time later in the day

BTW if shes under 18 its not a good idea to be sending the girl pics of your CLOWN! I learned that the hard way

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This is just from personal

This is just from personal experiences with women so im guessing all women are like this. Women are hoish so here are some things that might get her interested in you and wanna bone your CLOWN!

TEXT "Hey,I just scored an Eightball from my neighbor hood drug dealer,wanna split it with me"

TEXT "So what do you think about threesomes?"

TEXT "I just got the Adult remake of Avatar,ill bring the popcorn and you bring the condoms...lol jk"

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Tell her to get her &$#%#&@!

Tell her to get her &$#%#&@! ass in the kitchen where it belongs.

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LazarusMunoz

Maybe thats why you got divorced lol.

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oh yeah after you used my

oh yeah after you used my advice and have gotten her to make love to you,punch her in the back of the head for not getting back to you right away

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no i got divorced because ive

no i got divorced because ive been to jail four times...she told me that last night!

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Yeah 4 isnt quite enough,

Yeah 4 isnt quite enough, maybe if youd gone 5, or 6 times times shed still be with you.

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Jail aint no fun,but for some

Jail aint no fun,but for some reason i havent learned my lesson yet!I try really really hard to stay out jail(i try to go on this site quite a bit to pass time) but i always get the urge to do something most people would deem stupid or illegal!

i hate my no good mother in law so much! that witch is always putting ideas in my wifes head!

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Bottom line: If a 15-16 year

Bottom line: If a 15-16 year old girl likes you she will talk your head off and will text you until all hours. It isn't looking good slugger. You need to slink back into the shadows for a little bit.

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Here you go leroy sing this

Here you go leroy sing this to her kid

My dad used to play/sing this for my mom. 5 kids later i think it just might have worked

And im pretty sure kids your age will think you wrote it yourself

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Leroy you're 15 or 16?

Leroy you're 15 or 16? Gotdamn! lmao...You really are like a rock in a hard place in your life right now man

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LazarusMunuoz Real Talk it

LazarusMunuoz Real Talk it sounds your like you're surrounding yourself with the wrong people. The wrong people can be people you've known since your were 8 or even family but if they're wrong, thats simple math, they're wrong.

I got arrested once and I never thought it would affect me because it was supposed to be expunged til I tried to become a Marine and couldn't get a waiver. #justsaying you never know when one decision will come back and haunt you.

Plus that 5th time can be your ass. They're gonna roof you for violating again for the same crimes. And you're gonna miss the whole HEAT WAVE, and Kevin Durant Era in basketball and thats not gonna be fun.

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take a hard hit of meth, give

take a hard hit of meth, give it 30 seconds to hit your system then talk face to face thats wat all thebig shots do now a days...... trust me ima doctor......doctor pepper

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Tell her you got a few extra

Tell her you got a few extra percs! That's how I always get layed.

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I have 2 things to say.

I have 2 things to say.

1.Leroy i respect you, because after that summer school thing you seem to be in public school and not home school like i would have begged my parents for even had a girl give you her number.

2.Please tell us how it turns out. you left us hanging on how things went with the summer bully

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Whatever you do, DO NOT go to

Whatever you do, DO NOT go to her house to &$#%#&@! her. I heard one time that a boy was over a girl's house and they were f.uckin, and her dad found out and the dad brought his gun out and shot her boyfriend in the groin, but we ALL know what he was aiming for.

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I agree

This post has been great value lots of classic comments, please give us an update on how things went, maybe tell us 3 or 4 times even.

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Why cant you jerks ever give

Why cant you jerks ever give me a serious answer? If i asked the a &$#%#&@! question about &$#%#&@! 2k11 you guys would turn into &$#%#&@! Albert Einsteins with infromation about that, but i when i have a &$#%#&@! problem you only have jokes. Some friends you all are.

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How did I miss this

How did I miss this ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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