I scaled down on the whole "old man" thing. (BTW, I knew you'd mention that. So predictable...)
He even correlates that Indians are as cheap as Jews and Chinese people. If not cheaper. Nonetheless, Ah-mir, getting a little obnoxious. Actually, a lot obnoxious. Your schtick is lamer than the format for the dunk contest this year. The government thinks your irrelevant, which you will become if you keep making these sorts of posts. You are a smart kid, but you need to know when to stop, lol.
Actually PG, indians are notoriously cheap. Not sure how many indian friends you have or met but real F.O.B's (Fresh off the Boat) will blow you away with their cheapness. Like I'll use my experience at working in an Indian restaraunt. An average American (let's say MikeyV) would come in and order one dish, one bread, and one soda if he had to sit down and eat. If he had one of his friends, they would probably order 2 dishes, 2 breads, 2 sodas. If they had three, well you get the point. An American born indian (such as myself) would do the same thing. AND leave at least a 15% or higher tip.
Now, an Indian FOB guy comes into the place. Sits down, orders one dish, 2 breads, and a water. (the bread and soda equal themselves out). He will also ask for extra curry if possible, a side of raw onions (free), and a complimentary salad. When it comes time to pay the bill, he'll proceed to come up to the counter and either (1) complain about the food and ask for a discount, (2) bring up the fact that he is brown and how we should give other brown people discounts, or (3) ask for a discount straight up. Most likely, I would not give that person a discount and he would just roll his eyes and say very well and say he'll never come back (but ends up coming back later that week). My tip will be somewhere in the $0.01-0.23 range.
Now suppose this indian comes in with a family of 4. Then that order will look like 2 entrees, 6 breads, 8 lemons, 10 sugar packets, 2 jugs of waters, a plate of raw onions, and a free salad if possible. When it comes time to pay the check, they'll ask "Why so high total?" and start double checking math. They'll pay the bill and think they just feasted like celebrities and end up leaving a tip around $0-2 dollars.
Aamir can tell you what type he falls under but if I have to guess, I'mma say the FOB lol.
And thus concludes my essay on why my people irk me and why I hate them. #Marrying-a-white-girl
I hath been educated in my stereotypes. But still, like MikeyVTheDon said, Aamir is taking it way too far. He resembles me in my younger days. Except I was funny back then, harhar.
I actually fall under catagory one, I make the money, and I spend it wisely, but not like that lol, I don't want to make a scene.
I apologize, I guess I took it too far, I'm not as stingy with money as I have portrayed myself to be, it was all in good fun.
Have you a job?
As paint does not drive, it is not that fun. Now I'm gonna make like a tree and make no sound if I am falling in the woods. Or make like a banana and get the phuck out of here. Ah-mir, it was just a little borrrrrrring. Why not try to go along with the course of the thread (this is, after all, NBADraft.net Rap). It is like going with the flow of traffic. If a bunch of cars are going 60 and you are going 40, you're probably &$#%#&@! a lot of people off rather than necessarily "following the law".
You keep replying on this thread yet you haven't posted over 16 bars.
I'ma reply to your freestyle, which was very good by the way lmao but I'm busy right now
No, until now I haven't looked for one, but I keep trying to look for an internship, paid or unpaid, but all of them are only open to Juniors, and Seniors, and some are only open to damn Freshman.
I will respond to yours once you have spent the week thinking it over. Only better, of course :)
So you dont spend money because...YOU HAVE NO MONEY! The truth comes out.
Most of my stories are made up but some of them are true..........
So where do you get this money that you claim to have but not spend?
Do you have a side-job with M-DYMES' "business"?
^No I do not have a side job in MDymes' "buisness"(Thanks gooness).
Here is a true story for you,I had this one friend that was a real entrepenuer, he was an idiot spending wise, but he made quite a bit of money, and I stepped in and made some off of him. Surprisingly it was quite a bit, I didn't do much though, basically we would make remote control race cars, and sell them for cheaper than you can get the store to kids in our grade. It wasn't anything fancy, infact it was a piece of crap, the only good thing was that the motor would run effectively.We were good at wiring and tech and stuff, well me not so much, he was really good at tech, but he didn't know how to do math or make calculations, which is where I steped in. We did that for about 3 months, but it was very time consuming and we ran out of materials, and there were some other small ventures with him.
MikeyV, it's surprising that this nerd can rap
I used to imagine you with thick glasses and a backwards baseball cap
To be honest, you're lyrics are about as soft as a slow song from Drake
but the way I kick it, I can get convicted for lyrical rape
Why are you jealous of me? i heard your balls are the size of grapes
your rhymes are about as interesting as an Alexandra Denman sextape
You bleed from my rhymes like a girl on her period
I have a need to rhyme, it's my weakness, period.
I'm a man of my own when it comes to lyrics
You just won't understand it like the Ethopian version of hook'd on phonics
Losing to me, like an infomercial, is 100% guaranteed
I'll roll you up and waste you like MDymes and his Afgan weed
So reply when you're brain is stronger, eat some frosted flakes
Forreal though, don't step to me, I play high stakes
Here comes Gramps with his walker
Yet we fail to realize he is a stalker
Washing his balls while admiring this telephone wire
What do you wish to desire
You motherf**king liar!
It's stone cold, just like your heart
Why aren't you here already
Don't you take Bart
The life we be livin' ain't the vision we be recivin'
Why thank you, I might as well be leavin'
(That's the best I could do, no where near, what Tol, MikeyV, Scotto, McDunkin, and Dymes have com up with)
spittin hard shit, dropping bars like classical lyrical choruses for college
Have you draft net users lining up like drills for my seargent
not opinions, but undeniable basketball knowledge
coming through my keyboard keys as i press harder
what's harder, me dunking for three or you
running your mouth like PJ and I'm Spree
going blue in the face, you can't breathe
Going out of style like a loss of words for MIkey V
or McDunkin rocking skinny jeans, his crease's so clean
DanEboy yelling "Derrick Rose for MVP!"
Jokesters joke'n, late night crew is chokin
Like Lebron in 7 games that mean something
Give you wannabe lyricists a stompin
Im not eazy E and i aint frontin, but im a real fukin G
From a city near compton
Not the ritz, like angelina and brad daugherty's Pitts
Cant count how many haters talking sh.it
dont call me out
cause like the ring ill be out this screen in 7 days to your house
Just thought you guys might like to know my mate who makes electronic music convinced me to record an NBA rap as a bit of a laugh after I mentioned this thread to him, if it turns out any better than atrocious I'll be sure to show you guys (if I ever learn how to embed a video).
Probably going to just do the lyrics and find a guest vocalist though.
It's becoming a slaughter, you're like a lamb dropped in Shark Alley,
just afraid to get clobbered, unprepared for Death Valley,
envy? that's a deadly sin, not down with that, I've got the win,
keep talking about killing a beat, getting beat upon ya chin,
well guess at least that works, stumbling verse after verse,
thought you had a gift, but only stuck with the curse,
thinking you could sell a bit, man you celibate,
means nobody phucks with you, your flow is $hit,
now Drake is from my city and he makes some soft tracks,
but I'm iron on the track, you're feathers upon wax,
keep talking about nerds, were you one of the jocks?
play grab @ss in the shower, pretending your homeboy was a fox?
bring up period jokes? well that truly sealed your fate,
when your PMS so much they say you menstruate,
trying to call me out, keep looking more like a chump,
but you spit out $hit, forget to take your pre-game dump?
#Brad Daugherty Reference
It's ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN now!
I swear MikeyV needs to start a label.
I ghostwrite for Mikey V
( He talks about Puffy, MikeyV, Foxy Brown, Mase, Jermaine Dupri, and Will Smith
He does indeed name names in concert. Would love to know everyone he is talking about, think Nelly is another one. However, McForgotAboutDre was not my ghost writer and he is more like Dr. Dre. He will rap my lyrics I write for him and give me very little credit. If I could be a ghost writer a la Skillz, that would be super awesome. Not even close to Skillz though, lol.
you guys should just make a video that would be fun
Remember this thread? I'm bringin' it back
Like BanggggbanggggWayne, I'm goin' on the attack
Some of y'all have been acting like a fool
And I'most of this community is getting thired of your bull
Trolss are popping up e'rywhere
Like EDED...whatever it is
And one mention of Shabazz
And most of y'all &$#%#&@!z
Sorry if you dont feel me
I don't mean to offend
Nothing but con-structive criticism
Do I try to lend
Cause I know what it's like
When the whole site hates ya
It's like you're Mother Nature
In a room full of Haitians...
Wow, we actually weren't that bad. I thought I'd look back at this thread and think "What the hell was I thinking?" lmao