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"I thought that was Men N2

"I thought that was Men N2 Boys" (I feel awful for that)

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DYMES

I know what sherm is, I can pretty much rap "Ebonics" by heart. Just have also listened to a lot of "F#ck the Police songs" and did not exactly think it was "you claim I'm sellin' crack/but you be doin' that" type line. Here is my middle school stuff:

F(u)ck=Phuck

B(i)tch=B!tch

A(s)s=@ss

S(h)it=$hit

Plus, I guess I get the "a" and "er" thing, I just still find it weird saying it. I mean, you do not really here Ill Bill or Vinnie dropping it. I saw the "Boondocks" episode as well, so I know that I suppose some people think it is a difference, but out of respect to my some of my good friends who are black, I really try not to ever drop it. Still, it is a really easy word to rhyme with, that is for sure.

Or, now that I've seen you can do it, just put parentheses around one letter, lol.

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I thought they were part of

I thought they were part of the "adult alternative" genre, along with...

Boys 4 Men

Men iN Boys

Meninem

Crooked Guy

Cam'RUN

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I get where your coming from

I get where your coming from Mikey.

I mean Vinnie n Ill Bill are a lil more prominent than myself. When your music is getting pushed around by more than just your inner community, I think you'd probably want to drop that b/c people wanna see you fail and if you give them anything they can stab at...they are going to. Then they'll claim some racist BS. Not good if ur trying to make a buck or career off your music.

Hence why I highly doubt there is a chance in hell you'd see a mainstream non-black (f the black v white if u wanna get on it...call me white its just easier for reference n my typing) rapper use any variation remotely close to ni(gg)a (im studying 4 ur final).

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oh yeah mikeyv have you

oh yeah mikeyv have you checked out PG players that you should be starting thread...I made a list of to answer to your question since PG failed to.left me know what you think

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Yeah, I saw

Still do not know what the point of this excercise was (to show team depth?), but I will let you know what I think. Ultimately, I think that there are 30 teams. You have probably the best 8-10 at each position, than a middle that is relative close and than a majority or end who are in all honesty, tough to win position battles with. There are 150 starting spots in the NBA and I think most teams probably have maybe 3 players in the top half of their position.

Maybe I am being to complicated, but I think there is no way that you can have 186 players who would be legitimately happy with as your starter. It just does not make mathematical sense to me. Plus, I think too much of an emphasis is put on starting anyway. Joel Anthony is a starter, but I know the Heat would probably love it if he only played about 15 minutes per game. Where as James Harden is not a starter, but has played the most 4th quarter minutes in the league this year.

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Hol' up, Hol' up, Hol' up,

Hol' up, Hol' up, Hol' up, Hol' up, Hol' up, Hol' up, Hol' up, Hol' up, Hol' up

I May Be Wrong, but my lines stay hotter than a habanero

LLperez was once arrested for streaking with only a sombrero

That joke was a bold lie, much like Tongue's street cred

Campus rumors claiming he uses his tongue when he's giving head

L-O-L, I admit that was kind of funny like Doug

I gave Patti her "mayonnaise" when she Kanye shrug

But back to the topic, a lot of users stay rappin'

Meanwhile, Aamir stays after school eraser clappin'

Always talking about Jeremy Lin's wasabi nuts

I swear dude gets more meat than 4 cold cuts

Michael V comes along with the impressive wordplay

But I hope his bars don't go to his head like a toupee

Stick to your analysis and mooch off McDunkin's name

In the battle of points supremacy, it's a numbers game

ScottoAnt is about to leave the country soon

Why couldn't it be FlyntFlossyBaby, stupid buffoon

Buffoon? Yikes! I'm starting to talk like Mr. Dale

EurpoeanBaller gets users freakin' out like Christian Bale

And lastly, I see my Philly native DYMES holding it down

His bars tougher than a practice from Larry Brown

So these are my lines and I'mma go jerk it

It's been 2 long days and I think I deserve it


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OHHHHHHHHH

OHHHHHHHHH

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LNC vs. Revengers Battle?

I am just saying, that might not be the worst idea right now. I'm waiting for McBasketball Guru to chime in, "can it be a gay battle?" But, I don't know what crew is which:

Revengers: McMaddRapper, I MAY BE WRONG, WizKid if he actually wants to rap

Late Night Crew: butidonthavepesos, DanEBoy, Y2G

Yojimbo (a body guard whose services go to the highest bidder, than ends up killing everyone anyway): Mikey V

Free Agents: M-DYMES, Proud Grandpa (in the "unsigned hype section of "the Source"), TOL-23

Just an idea, but I am so excited about this that I will probably forget about it in a few days than be excited about it again a few months later. By the way, if no crew wants to pick me up, as Skillz says:

"I'm a Ghost Writer, I'm the guy that you don't see, I write rhymes for cats than I charge'em a fee"

I accept credit cards, points, ego boosting compliments and CASH! OK, now, where's my toupee and why is it not jheri curl?

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Just for the record, my name

Just for the record, my name is pronounced Ah-mir, not Uh-meer.

And I have never been into rapping, excpet for when these guys in middle school wanted to start a rap group, and I told them I'd earn them a ton of money, and they let me be their manager.

They thought they'd get a couple bucks here and there, but each of them got 50, and they were acting as if I was some sort of great god or somthing. Idiots, little did they know that all of their money combined was less than half of what I kept for myself..............

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Dick move Ah-mir

Is it pronounced mur or mer? Because to me, mir is pretty much meer, lol. Like the Mir space station. Well, Ah-mir, you lost your managing job and spot in our crew due to this story. I only have one vote, but feel I speak for my counterparts. Unless you send us the money you kept for yourself, or give us the equivalent in points (roughly 1 billion), than you are on the sidelines, buddy. Got it, Madoff?

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Well since the position is

Well since the position is available can i be the manager i have no business rapping but i can spread the word about you guys internationally. with an italian passport i can basically travel anywhere in europe and be considered a resident so i can spend alot of time going country to country getting you guys exposure. All of this traveling would be covered by myself of course i just want a cut in the profits

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I never knew I was part of

I never knew I was part of the late night crew.

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@ Scotto

Please send your resume to the McDunkin Management Agency for proper review. I will put in a good word.

@Y2G: I was not sure you were either, lol. I just thought you seemed like a part of that crew. We just need fair teams, OK!? I will need to ask the LNC presidente, butidonthaveyen, for an official roster of his crew's submissions, but I think you might make the cut.

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If I don't make the cut, I

If I don't make the cut, I think you and I could make a pretty nice stable as Yojimbo. With your quick wit and my boyish good lucks we would be unstoppable!

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God, we're awful at these

God, we're awful at these freestyles lmao

It was fun though, how each of us kept going back and forth and actually trying to put some thought into our lyrics, a refreshing take on NBADraft.net's off-topic section.

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TOL23 I guess by starting

TOL23 I guess by starting this thread you did us all....

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McFavors

Add another notch of failed Favors jokes to McDunkin's list

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Congrats McDunkin, what took

Congrats McDunkin, what took you two years took me like fifteen seconds...I just realized that I was the one who had to cover for you. You're still my McFavorsite though!

See what I did there?

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^^^ haha yeah i agree, its

^^^ haha yeah i agree, its was actually kind of cool heres my ranking of who had the best rhymes

1.MikeyV- Came up with some nice rhymes and was really creative

2.Mdymes-even though none of them were disses i think if we heard him spit they would sound better as MikeyV stated

3.Tol23- hahaha He made this thread and he came up with some good ones, and even though we were kept mentioning each it was clear who winning lol

4.I May Be Wrong/Mcdunkin- even though they only made two they were pretty funny

5.Y2G- I liked his ryhmes

6A.Me- ........yeah im never attempting to rap again lol

6B. PG- yours was ok, i can probably put you in front of me haha

6C. DanEboy- Probably better then both me and PG

6D. aamir only because you ripped those guys off lol

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^^^^damn it took me 10 min to

^^^^damn it took me 10 min to write that, it was directed to tol23 haha

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That wasnt even an attempt at

That wasnt even an attempt at the Favors joke i still havent used that bullet

Scott im sure you made valid points but all i saw was that my name is nowhere close to number 1 therefore your list doesnt count...disgusting

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FREESTYLES? I thought this

FREESTYLES?

I thought this was Def Poetry Jam

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Here you go Mcdunkin, now

Here you go Mcdunkin, now hire me as your manager

Funniest Users on the site

1. MCDUNKIN

2. it doesnt matter

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Sure for a 25k down payment

Sure for a 25k down payment from your bank account I'll let you

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Deal... Heres my bank account

Deal... Heres my bank account number 000-DAN-EBO-Y

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Fine I'll send you guys the

Fine I'll send you guys the remaining $54,657 that I made off of those idiots, no problem, I've got plenty more where that came from. As for the rap group, I think we should have Scotto on the cover of the album, even though he can't rap. It's all about marketability. Do you really think Justin Beiber's favorite color is actually purple?

Plus MikeyV, you need to drop all of the green, I know you're a ducks fan, but we can't have 12 people in white and black and you rocking a turquoise turtle neck.

And We need to get some stilts for Leroy, cause it looks really funny when everonelse is atleast 5'9, and then you have Leroy down there.

And no ProudGramps, you can't flash your AARP card into McDunkin's eyes, and you need to lose the suspenders.

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this aint my shii, but ill

this aint my shii, but ill give it a try

nobody can try me cuss they know they get fried

lets admit it, y'all is cowards

and d i c k is where you heading towards

your girl? she is calling

in my trap, she is falling

the name is future scout and you know i aint trolling

and im unknown like im riding with no tag, plus i got swagg,

huh.. try me?... you know u gon' get splacked

im so underrated, a dictionary i just ated

hit you with a line make you feel constipated

now im spitting rhymes like my name is Dymes

check all the pockets, bet you'll find no dimes.

all 100...

here drinking beer, not you youre a queer.

i stay around here where the women is near

got that basketball knowledge

like a hunter got a deer!?

i gave it a try n i suck so im outta heree

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First I was bummed caus'

First I was bummed caus' nothing rhymed with omphalos,

But it was too hard to focus with mikey's mom on my phallus,

Now I'm taking green thumbs 'cause points are plunder,

Derrick Rose in the lane, I'm coming up from Down Under.

Let McDunkin have the glory, I prefer it in the shade,

I'm doing the real work, bringing Heat like Dwyane Wade.

I checked the roll for the playoffs and Lebron was an absentee,

I got cookies like Kobe, James can keep those MVPs.

Aamir is talking ish bout stopping bigs like Chuck Hayes,

He didn't make varsity but he blocks 7-footers when he plays?

Gramps thinks he's Pierce Hawthorne, but it's more like Butters Stotch,

They're Troy and Abed in the Morning, nobody's gonna watch.

Thanks for letting me follow you TOL-23

But I'ma take over, your rapping's worse than Lil B,

Your tongue's out like Mike but your moves are more Jagger,

I'm Jeremy Lin in Toronto, hitting that dagger,

You better call the cops, I just jacked your based swagger.

Anthony Davis getting overhyped by Mr. 19134,

But I couldn't see his ceiling from up on Andre Drummond's floor.

I'ma call it quits after I deal with DanEboy,

Now you're weak at the knees, worse than Brandon Roy,

But I'll cut him some slack, the Bull's broke his favourite toy.

Like Scotto I'm Italian so don't say ish about "grease",

I'm an alien from Mars, I swear I come in peace,

The beef ain't real so I should just cease,

The rest of y'all can take off the Golden Fleece.

I'm MJ as a freshman, my baseline J so wet,

It feels like March, cause I'm cutting down the nbadraft.net.

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^Token Aussie needed?

Well done, man. I liked your finisher and even though you would need to pronounce "phallus" weird to make it rhyme, these were pretty solid. Still, my mom doesn't sleep with leprechauns, but I am sure it was this other woman who claims to be my mom because she is really proud of me. Enjoy the herpes! :)

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Yup, representing Aussie hip

Yup, representing Aussie hip hop, I know I should have thrown a Patty Mills/Bogut reference in there but I was getting rushed by a friend who needed a lift, so couldn't work all my lines in.

This is literally the only time I've ever been able to write a rap, thanks for the opportunity lads.

@mikeyv; it itches!

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If we do the battle

You need to be in it. We need international flavor. Honestly, I was really impressed man. Also, the "Grease" reference was more to the musical/movie that European Baller loves so much rather than any negative Italian stereotype. Definitely down with Italians, Greeks, the whole nine yards. I liked that "Alien from Mars" line. Reminded me a bit of what Dirtbag Dan used in this battle:

Mad Child (Swollen Members, "Battle Axe Warrior b!tch I thought I told you!") was absolutely sick, too. I kind of liked him more, feel he killed the last bit. Both are pretty solid.

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Rap after rap you fools still

Rap after rap you fools still slummin

I may be wrong but I fathered a lotta funny brothas

I think I'm Phil Drummond

MMA we forever killin

Popo throwing up the set how ya stomach feelin

I know you sick bout many points I'm gettin

Dont cough come get some see my pen is ill'in (penicillin)

McDunkin turn a dry post into a typhoon

And I dont understand Ah-mir why you

Dont go to class

You 15 go get some ass

Y2G, RazorSharpe, cant forget Me

Party of 3

We torn it down......DBZ

M-DYMES who real as he

Always talkin bout rollin tree

We must be truancy cause he HIGH school

Shoutout TOL always giving hell

In the new DBZ they turned me purple

His favorite team from H-town, bet he never sipped that surp (syrup) tho

Proudgrandpa really just started school, in the 6th grade and he play the flute

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^I've actually never cut

^I've actually never cut class in my life, however I have pulled the old sneak out after attendance, and show up 30 seconds before class ends and all the teacher can do is give you a tardy.

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Clever Ah-mir

At least you keep it real (even if it is by 15 year old standards. I probably was once just as "bad" as you). I liked the "pen is illin'" line WizKid. I was going to ask Ah-mir why he was not in school, but I realize it is early west coast time. Well, for the hell of it, why not kick another one?

For a long time my rhymes have been amusing cats,

picked up the pen and paper, confuse'em as bullets and gats,

loved listening to the older greats, used Napster to dig in the crates,

Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, monsters internet creates,

trying to make my mind strong, McGwire androstenedione and creatine,

prepare to get your mind blown, hallucinating seeing things,

never touched the drugs, dose of me is still more lethal than Charlie Sheen,

but if you say "I'm high as phuck", my conciousness knows what that partly mean,

not trying to be vicious or malicious, usually try humorous, sarcastic,

still get the reaction of doing dishes, not really enthusiastic,

people point out that I'm stubborn, have a competitive streak,

but I have really no problem letting competitors speak,

as long as one gives one freedom to be unique,

draft you as crew, Black, White, Asian or Greek,

pour my heart into what I write, like a motivational book,

end things with a line to sink ya, but always staying off the hook.

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omphalos That was impressive

omphalos

That was impressive lmao

I'm glad I started this cypher on draft.net

Everyone's joining in, getting bigger than our national debt

But on the real, I think I'm the illest

Acapella or a beat, you know that Ima kill it

Scribbling rhymes like my pen is leaking

We're tryna be smooth like walking in a haunted house, no creaking

I'm sick on this rap ish, with no remedies

Ima keep going hard, to my extremity

I'm going harder than Dr. J in the seventies

You hate my cockiness? Well I love makin' enemies

It's funny, I thought draft.net was a broken sink, no flow

But now everyone's a rapper, the status quo

Some of these rhymes make me wanna cut my ear off, Van Gogh

But I'm still knockin' lames out, K.O.

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Oh, TOL, Why did you have to do that?

TOL says he is the illest? I have a medical degree,

straight lava, sulfur, acid, you'll have no immunity,

trying to make a joke, you're just a joke to the community,

you seen Ichii the Killer? you'll have no tongue out like 23,

think your cocky? Go try boxing, Muhammad Ali,

get knocked out the ring and grounded by the rhymes of Mikey V,

appreciate you starting this thread, its a hit, congratulations,

but most your rhymes ain't hot, must be the sun upon the pavement,

seriously, you are like Dr. J, except with out the Dr. and with a jay,

your signed for class with a professor, who feels bad enough to refuse your pay,

I see what you are doing, got a simile without the "as" or "like",

look like a mute rapper as they refuse to turn on your mic,

your linguistics aren't vicious, cobra with no poison, fangs of tooth brush bristles,

find my arsenic delicious, end with napalm bombs, ballistic missiles,

think before you speak next time, rhymes the devil, I told you as well,

think Bis had a 2nd round knockout? This was over before they rang the bell.

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MikeyV, you're spitting out

MikeyV, you're spitting out crap, like you ate some bullsh!t

You can't touch my rhymes, they're fire. here's an oven mitt

your rhymes are fake, like an artificial heart

you're a white girl getting fkd, Elizabeth Smart

I'll step up and eat rappers, like a tyrannosaurus

Get lost in the rap world, escaped from bars, Frank Morris

I'm leaking with rhymes, i'm lyrically porous

I'm kickin rhymes and snapping jaws, Chuck Norris

How you gunna even try and step to me?

I'll break your legs and leave you in a cell with zyklon b

it's sad

You ain't ahead of me, you're just my launching pad

forreal though, nobody reads your ish, newspaper ad

the way you think people accept when they hate you, deadbeat dad

speaking of a beat, I just killed it

i'm a king, I knock sh!t down. you're my slave, you build it

I'll give away the rap game, good-willed it

I already purified it, distilled it

so next time you wanna step to me, think twice

because this mexican just ate up your rhymes, spanish rice

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Interesting.......

You ate my rhymes, they're not spanish rice, more like a porterhouse steak,

it was a grievous mistake to step to me, they can't fix people I break,

its unbelievable, think you have complex lines, I'll write with quills from porcupines,

your intervention will not be divine, plus there is no replacement for torn out spines,

for real kid use your cranium, in layman's terms that means your head,

a lot of people people hate the devil, but you'll learn to love it when your dead,

you start off on here, you play your games, soon run out or new material,

think your a serial killer? Kid your mom still makes you cereal!

my rhymes are real as the blood dripping blue in your veins,

my knowledge gets right in your head and leeches out your brains,

the style you use is worse than what went down in the Vietnam war,

their should be a memorial for times you've been killed, clearly more in store,

Your counter rhymes can't count, no concept of mathematics,

the last time you got woman crack was begging the crack addicts,

every time you see a post, you gotta be a d!ck, it's like a nervous tick,

think you are the illest? Your dead, can't wish you were this sick.

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This is great

I wanna be on Team NoMoney, er, I mean, the Late Night Crew if this rap battle thing ever goes down.

Wizkid, that sucked. And I play the tuba.

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ProudGranda + Nomoney = Aamir

ProudGranda + Nomoney = Aamir + Jeremy Lin

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^

Wait...so that means...But I'm...thanks?

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Wait a second

I don't like NoMoney like that! What we have is purely professional. Aamir and Jeremy Lin, on the other hand...

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Ah-mir and Jeremy Lin

Have a professional relationship as well. Fluffer is a job, isn't it? Well, with the amount of women Jeremy Lin is inevitably getting from his success, business is booming.

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^Everyone thinks that the big

^Everyone thinks that the big buisness misers are the only ones making money off my brotha, but no my friends, Jeremy Lin scented towels are selling very high these days, and investing $23.49 in 234 Jeremy Lin rookie cards is the best investment I have and will ever make. They say I can sell one for $80,000, but I have yet to make a decision on that investments. My sources tell me that number will increase by just over 20% in the next 35 days. The total number I've projected escalates $20,000,000. I'd be by far the richest teen in America, however the Govt. doesn't count black money, and if they find out how much I've got under my matress, let's just say I'd be in trouble in a lot of states(and territories).

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Aamir

Just stop! Like, really! Stop with your whole Jewish Indian penny-pinching shtick. Its silly.

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^And your whole pretending to

^And your whole pretending to be an old guy was not?

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Well

My name was "Proudgrandpa", so at least it made sense. I don't see th correlation between you and being all miserly. It's odd.

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^You obviously don't live in

^You obviously don't live in an area with a lot of Indian people then. It's all good though.

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And besides

I scaled down on the whole "old man" thing. (BTW, I knew you'd mention that. So predictable...)

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