Using BasketballGuru and ProudGrandpa's posts as inspiration!
If I use your name in a negative way, don't take it the wrong way, it's all fun and games!
Spitting some fire on Draft.net
Ima name-drop everyone I don't forget
First it's McDunkin, tryna get some points
Up comes MDymes, rollin up some joints
Then we get Indiana, droppin some knowledge
Aamir's posts that nobody acknowledge(s)
Switching off to MikeyV
His posts are longer than an XL Long-T
ProudGramps, we all know he's an Indian-lover
He's all over Aamir, like a mattress cover
RUDEBOY used to talk in caps
So you know I wasn't reading his crap
Nobody believes JNixon's scouting report
That ish is too complicated, abstract art
llperez talking L.A. ball
Overhypes Cali players til they disappear, AWOL
nomoney talking Earl Watson
defends his favorite player, sounding like Antoine Dodson
DanEboy, the biggest Bulls fan
How you make so many excuses why they lose to the Heat man?
Scottoant, just stop with your jokes, they're just childish
But I give you credit on your basketball, you know your ball 'ish'
I swear, this should be the Draft.net theme song
I dont want points, I'm not a McDunkin rip-off.. ahem.. I May Be Wrong
Remember this is all good and fun! Don't take it serious.
Don't leave me hanging either, someone reply!
"Damn TONGUE, you cut me deep with that last line
Your rap skills are as important as a draft combine
When it comes to rapping you're Yi JianLian
I'd go super saiyian if you weren't such a peon
So stick your posts and put your tongue back where it belong
hop off my nuts like Aamir on Jeremy Lin's shlong"
All LOVE though bro :)
TOL23 talking about stealing people's style
while i havent seen an orginal comment come from him in a while
ProudGrampa went from a troll to thinking hes sick
when in actuality hes just ridin other user's d!ck
Mcdunkin making multiple accounts to give himself thumbs up
but when it comes to favors joke he hiccups
Aamir getting excited over some cheap deals
while trying to be the basketball ghandi beggin for a meal
I May Be Wrong Trying to be NBADRAFT.NET next prodigy
but his chances are as real as scientology
Basketball Guru man thats dudes so shallow
and you can't spit b!tch so you obviously must swallow
Hope no one got offended(except for you Guru) and this pretty cool
Hahahahaha awesome! I thought I would look stupid and nobody would reply!
I May Be Wrong, dropped some nice lines I'll give him that
But when have you seen someone with 5,000+ points without droppin a basketball fact?
And as for Scottoant, your rhymes are kinda sketchy
But what can you expect from NBADraft.net's John Amaechi?
McDunkin, I know you've read this, why you hiding?
I heard you starred on Brokeback Mtn, are you horseback riding?
And everyone else reading these rhymes
Comment down below, and leave us your lines
But the site's most famous trolls
We cannot ignore
They give us just as many chuckles
As certain (*cough* McDunkin) points whores
We all know of JLV
That guy's such a &$#%#&@!
And then there's tli
Everybody's favorite douche bag
Gave us "The Bulls Must Rebuild"
Got him over one hundred negs
But he could never fill
The place of one man
The site's G.O.A.T. troll
The bible verses he would quote
The messed up trades he would roll
"Lakers gotta trade Andrew Bynum!"
"You Edomite clowns!"
Yeah, life's so much duller
now that DNYCE is not around...
Like nobody ever tells PattyMills to STFU,
there are so many stories from the Late night crew,
they tight like a pair of ProudGrandpa suspenders,
still have a battle going on with the posse called the Revengers,
led by McGambino, the head capo regime,
who gladly let I MAY BE WRONG join onto his team,
seems like we have a bunch of McUrkel clones,
still no one with the rep as big as the man OrangeJuiceJones,
just passed in point total by Mr. Y2G,
will never let you get away with dissing on Dragon Ball Z,
Nbanflguy tried to spirit bomb thedon,
to bad the king is here, self +1 yourself ya pawn
at least he admits it, first of quite countless statistics,
llperez's ID made look down with the Stylistics,
Could keep going on for days, you've all seen my posts,
people questioning my theories, when they wrong their all ghosts,
You know I'm up for battle, always standing at the end,
never call me DalenQualls, cause you know I'm not pretend,
thought that I would sit this out, maybe even be defiant?
Well, my reps bigger on this board than my man John Bryant!
First you call me childish now your calling me secretly gay
I really not understanding this role that you play
Insulting people with no constructive crticism
Making yourself feel better by filling your egoism
Thinking your rap skills are so nice
Not realizing you basically said the samething about i may be wrong twice
But i respect you for making and continuing this thread
But why is everyone else scared to comment as if they will get shot in the head
Seriously though why doesnt anyone else comment on this its so easy an italian with corny jokes do it
MikeyV wins. Holy shit that was amazing.
Need some Mayo so I go to the store
Cyclo buying yogurt he wants some more
In comes Gramps
He has a bad cramp
Crawling and kneeling
He calls it Tebowing
Leroy took another math test
Fractions Deciamal, not at his best
In I go to the Basement of Tli123
There I See Stephon Marburee(Marbury)
Jeremy Lin is Bay Area's Finest
Tol home sick cause he has a Sinus
Now let's end this with a tip
Cause it's obvious none of us can rap for Shiit.
Why does everyone have to hate on the M.C.D.?
Is it because a Favors joke aint as easy as 123?
Yall call me a point whore but I dont care anymore
because when you log in, i have 20 more points than before
and you know me in the lead makes DanEboy sore
Sorer than when he pees after going to Jerseys shore
Yall swear I have other accounts, and thats a lie
I just got gif posting skills and thats my allaby
Imma keep this sh%t short #NoMikeyV
and shout out to TOL with his toungue out like 23
he says im hiding but in RDR hes scared to see me
and then theres that old dirty man aka ProudG
dude went from being 75 to 17
that sh*ts more Curious than the Case of Benjamin B
but i gotta go because im watching tv
Teen Mom 2...oh S$&T..i mean UFC
^That, my friends is the best rap in NBAdraft.net history.
WARNING: I apologize in advance, I do not actually mean the following. Do NOT take this personal, I just tried to rhyme.This is my attempt at a rap diss.
I'm not a big rapper, but I'll try my hand at this,
Can’t get any worse than an aamir vs. LeRoy diss,
McDunkin will be first because he’s number one,
Loses a few points and he’ll pull out someones gun,
That’s kinda sad but not as bad as Magickknick,
Got PG’s girl Andrea riding on his d!ck,
Just got out of his thread about a sexual predator,
Thanks to M-Dymes I got a job as an editor,
Who’s up next? How bout NoMoney,
2009 was the last time you were funny,
Onto a MikeyV novel, putting me to sleep,
I’m like Christian though, he’s my #1 peep,
It’s getting hard to rhyme and this isn’t my thing,
I’m not kanyedabest, I’ve got nothing left to bring,
This is the last one, this will be the end,
EuropeanBaller, do you comprehend?
Constructing the game Imma bring a shovel
Take u rappers in the back
Bury ya 666 feet deep get &$#%#&@!ed by the devil
Let u taste the heat of underground rebels
Call me DYMES cuz I pack one more than an Eagle
Philly in house im talkin 215
Ballin 16th n Susquehanna since I was 9
Iversons on my feet
Arm sleeve keepin the shooting hand sheathed
Jumpers legit like felons on the street
Ball like a family, guess thats why Im reppin J-Will
If assisting is scoring, I get ya in the hall 4 passing me a deal
Yo, yo, check it....check it...
Umm...I'm out, I can't do this.
My pee burns too.
DanEboy pee straight nasty
his dick got mo dimes than Steve Nashty
playin pick n roll with hunnies @ the bar
Beno took one look at his dong said this &$#%#&@! belongs in a jar
locked and detained from society like Mr. Sandusky
amazin how he gets more action like Rick James but is twice as funky
guess that why hes a supa...supa freak
bringing hoes of the pine like his dick was 6th man of the week
check it 6th man of the year on lock if that aint clear
the tip got more red than Rudolf the Reindeer
If Pam sucked on it, she'd down a fifth of Everclear
Again, do not take any of this personal. We're just having fun guys!
Some of these bars are nice but some of em are lame
It's worse than seeing Telfair in the NBA
Scottoant tryna diss, but I ain't even buying it
Homeboy wanna step to me? Shouldnt even be trying it
Yours rhymes are soft dude, and by the way are corny
You remind me of a child watching Barney
I May Be Wrong, what happened why'd you stop
I guess he had to go back to work at his beauty shop
Aamir still on this page, tryna get some drop some content
But it must be hard to rap with that nasty ass accent
I'm surprised MikeyV stepped in with a short verse
Guess it shows even nerds can rap, how diverse
I'm all around bars like I'm trapped in a prison
But yo check it, I'm the rap God.. and I have risen.
Looks like TOL23 still has based fever,
leaving out McBased, to busy pulling his lever?
I'm about to make you a true believer,
if a girl paid you attention, you would never leave her,
you rose, my lyrics beat your body back to life,
you froze, asking the girl saying "hi" to be your wife,
Corny? Damn man they should call you Nebraska,
People say your birthdays a natural disaster,
well, let me get back to the program, indeed it's all good,
calling me a nerd is funny, when you make me look hood,
couldn't be constructive if you were wearing a hard hat,
must have hurt when that "Barney" line fell flat,
onto a rock dropped off a Rockies cliff,
calling M-DYMES, to see where city of Rocky spliff,
now I don't want to here crying, "Damn Mikey this ain't beef!"
what season is this? Oh, the season of your Summr teeth,
after you done reading this you better see a dentist,
I Paid the cost to be the boss, you're fired, the Apprentice!
TOL23 there you go again spittin the same sh!t twice
so let me sit you down and give some advice
You call yourself the Rap God but you lack originality
not even able to make a proper diss against me is like a rap brutality
I've revealed some much info about myself this shouldnt even be a stand-off
you have so much potential but it looks like your pulling an Anthony Randolph
Its sort of sad since you've said it yourself im so corny and i shouldn't be trying
but after reading your comebacks i find myself sighing
If thats gonna be your best comeback maybe you should admit defeat
Because your ryhmes are so thin i should call you Hasheem Thabeet
Underachieving when you get to the big stage, riding the bench
Keep sitting there while smelling mikeyv and my sweat stench
So let me see another rhyme about me being corny and such
and remember its reaching the 4th so dont be like lebron and choke in the clutch
hahahahaha damnn mikeyV is killing these rhymes him and Mdymes have to be the best ones
we should start a rap group
^Can I be the token Indian guy looking up Nikola Pekovic stats on his iphone in the backround?
^What about LaMichael James stats..........
That's more like it. Plus you need to wear a fake fu manchu moustache. At the same time, you must put Rogaine on your upper lip so you can grow a real one. Than, you're in.
^I've had a mustache sine I was 11. I'm 15 and my beard grows back in less than 2 days. It's a skill.
Scottoant, you can't rap, get back to your lame drawings
Because on this cypher, you're gettin fkd harder than Kobe's mistress, Colorado Springs
And MikeyV, you talk a lot about women like you've ever gotten kitty
Which is ironic because last time you got boobs, you were sucking Aamir's titty
Hey Scottoant, maybe you should take some rap lessons
Because every bar you drop, my IQ just lessens
Speaking of droppings bars, Scott, you seem to do it on purpose
You dream about dropping soap in prison so much, you get excited when you read habeas corpus
But hey, whatever you like, is up to you
Sh!t, it's your choice if you like Terry Crews calling you his boo
And MikeyV, what happened to your professional look
Last time you acted this hard was when you got your viriginity took
Must have been tough for McDunkin to turn you out
You two seem closer than the pope and a boy scout
You know old-school rap so pick your look
Be this cypher dude, or the nerd holding his reading book
These bars, it seems, got you halfway shook
We listen to similar music so you know, pick your personality, because there's no such thing as a half-way crook
This one goes out to my boy with no flavor
The dude who couldn’t come up with a joke for Derek Favors
Jersey came to me, even though he tried to save her
Now he walkin’ around singing, ‘Noooo woooman, no cry’
Like he’s Bob Marley and the Wailers
Still in love, got her picture as his screensaver
Don’t worry dawg, when I’m done you can pick her up off waivers
She needs a man, someone she can savor
Not some youngin’ who hasn’t yet started using a shaver
She likes ‘em big and loaded like 36 chambers
Said being with you was like suckin’ on a cherry life saver
It’s not my fault I gave her the vapors
Just chalk it up to one of many of your life’s failures
This is getting good...
Well well well look at who it finally be
Daney B and of course he's talking about his new Jersey
But I couldnt care less about the ho, im not MTV
i was done after the first season, You're still trying to get to 3
I dont even try and I have her leaking oil like BP
Do us all a Favors and quit joking
You're the only one that runs in that building....even though we all know its smoking
Of her Waffles I maybe be a fan, but when it comes to that pie its all Wale ("No Hands")
I rather be interviewed on Letterman, with that lame laugh track
Than need a lifetime prescription of Valtrex
You talk so much Bull-sh*t that we should call you D-Rose
or maybe Superman with the way you try to save that hoe
Now this second flow, I admit...it isnt as good my first
Hell this whole thread has been live, and this rhyme should be in a hurst
But like your motto about busting on Jerseys chest
...McFirst is worst....22nd is the best
Nuts, nothing rhymes with omphalos.
Calling me out talking about McDunk and Aamir,
basically sticking to "you're a punk and a queer",
I'm the Don, I know exactly what I'm doing here,
the reason you hide in the closet is mostly out of fear,
got bucked, none of your bars have ever been on my level,
get phucked, DYMES says my rap lines is the Devil,
talk about ladies, treating Draft.net like a fort,
"No Girls Allowed, I'd have a hard time talkin sport!"
act like you talk basketball, instead of just talkin' trash,
you don't take charge, you flop, you're Vlade Divac,
stick to the prison lines, that's original, FAIL!
you talk crime, first one to hit the showers in jail,
rapping about me reading, functional illiterate,
never knew there were bad schools for kids talkin' $hit,
now you're saying that nothing rhymes with omphalos? (om-fa-luhs),
Well, I just killed the Queen, another one bites the dust!
Why you gotta act like nothing rhymes with omphalos
Where's your freestyle? You don't gotta keep up with us, just follow
I see McDunkin still hitting up Jersey, tryna give her his d-hallow
But at the same time, his homeboy, DanE is tellin her to swallow
Hey, I'm getting at her too, she's blowing me up, Apollo
She been with more dudes than the city of Sau Paulo
McDunkin and his lack of Favors jokes, it's funny
Last time Jersey did a favor for me, she thought my d!ck was honey
Sh!t, she's cheating on you so much, I call her Pete Rose
I was doing her when you got home one day, I left without my clothes
And that just shows why you shouldn't propose
I think I'll stop there, I don't wanna overexpose
You trying to make a hoe into a house-wife was controversial
Especially when she advertises herself as "quick-and-easy", infomercial.
Goku wasn't with me shooting kamehamehas in the gym
That last one was your best yet. Though I made sure to look up "omphalos" to see if you could actually rhyme with it. It is difficult phonetically, but the end is pronounced "luhs" kind of like "luss". So I would say, "just follow us" instead of "just follow" to rhyme with it. Nonetheless, I will TRY to stop picking on you, lol.
Favors jokes and Jersey....If these evils never came into my life....I could run this joint
Aamir keep talkin like his shit straight curry
ill bring some heat to the craft, &$#%#&@! keep stirring
I have yall doin more cookin than Lil B on Thanksgiving
Beno smells the beef, bet he gonna be masturbaiting
cuz i got every ingredient u can find on the shelves Rudeboy
take ur girl milk er clean, toss deez nutz in, call it a McFlurry
pimpin cuz im sellin it out the truck for cheap
making funds by making fiends even if u saying "butigotnomoney"
call me MikeyV, im a Don wit this rap shit, it aint funny
im a gif, cuz even if i was framed, i be making moves for ya mommy
ya hear me LeBron, its me n Delonte chillin
9 pitchers deep cuz we just straight thugging
the box cutter went click click
i may be wrong but plaxico must be in the buildin
or Isaiah takin it 2 the head
scout told him take Dalen Qualls
but that the only way he gonna see the ceiling
MIkeyV can actually rap. Who knew. McdUNkin is kind of hit or miss, but genereally pretty good. Aamir is awful and forces it. yupyup's was solid. M-DYMES doesn't rhyme very well, but it is very "gangsta". ScottoAnt and TOL23 are ok. I'm ok. DAnEBOy isnt very good.
9. McBasketball GUru
Best of the Rest: Aamir
Tol23 says everytime he reads my rhymes it lowers his iq, hard to see
Considering you would be brain dead with IQ of Javale Mcgee
I know my rhymes are trash, but did your momma say your skills are good
sitting behind a computer screen pretending to be hood
Still talking about me being a b!tch and questioning my sexuality
I think your getting too into this game and questioning your own reality?
I dont know what your tripping over i never said anything negative
i guess thats what happens when you try to act hard and your just sensitive
Your disses against me are as weak as brandon roys knee joint
still lacking any real purpose or orginality, further proving my point
You just got moved down to fifth
^^^haha thanks Gramps it doesnt matter to me, im not a rapper and never will claim to be, so i could be last and it wouldnt make a difference lol Im just trying to keep this going and see other peoples responses
I mean, really, none of us can rap that well consistently
Lie to my face/
spray me with mace/
it dont matter popos ill dismember ur race/
expose your corruption and lust of destruction/
We all kno half yall puppets without real function/
peacemakers who carry heat/
with warrants to kill innocent niggas in the street/
n u wonder why we hate on ur practice?/
what the &$#%#&@! do u do with my money from taxes!/
&$#%#&@! all you crackheads/
cleaning the streets?/
yall must be shermin/
Whitney Houston chillin wit Bobby Brown's peeps/
n until u clean up ur act/
there's no reason I'll respect ur claim to protect/
a nightstick aint a santion for assault/
take a swing n ill turn ur brain into a malt/
rip off ur badge turn it inside out/
pin it back in ur eye to show what authority is about
Consider this the commencement of war/
a slaughter of men who fought for power amongst the poor/
political crimes should result in a court-martial try/
they abuse their rights and abolish our sight/
turning a wise man blind to the logic of a fight/
against these egotistical entourages of masonic figureheads/
douche bags dressed up as heroes amongst civil men/
should i trust anyone of them/nah, to hell wit these Reps n Dems/
Im an independent who can think for himself, no pretense/
I pray for a society that no longer views mortal men as paladins/
&$#%#&@! a sin, id rather reach for a pen/
let my thoughts flow out, n act like a leech on ur brain/
suck out and digest any false beliefs, let em come to a cease/
cuz I was once under the spell of America's hell/
a psychological trance where u believe in the Bill/
&$#%#&@! it I'll take that shit back to Capital Hill/
forge a signature and a vatican seal/
and feel no remorse for the course of events that I coerece/
cuz my mind is a stronger army than that of a Navy comprised of Nazis/
come try n stop me/
im willing to die for my shit n come back a freed zombie
I dunno, sir. I trust the police!
Did you not post that first one before. If you were going to say "clean the streets? y'all must be shermin", you should pronounce it like "Charmin" (the toilet paper, indicating they are also full of doo-doo). You not make the swears visible is almost like listening to bleeped out rap. To bad you did not go to the "Mikey V middle school ways of finding out how to send your friends swears on school e-mail". Plus, you really dropping n-bizzle's?
Nonetheless, Grampa, thank you for the compliment. I used to make raps in middle school that people really liked, though not much since than other than the occasional written flow and kicking stuff with my friends who wanted to get into it. My favorite MC's are Biggie and KRS-One, my favorite group in Gang Starr. Anything DJ Premier touches is gold to me, along with Pete Rock and Dilla (was going to contribute to rSharpe's Dilla/Nujabes tribute post, but had too much).
I am glad they had this battle rap thread and thank TOL for creating it, because it led to some fun posts. DYMES, I hear the Vinnie Paz anger in your words, but they are the kind of things that probably sound better than they look written, no offense. Still would love to hear your stuff if you record it.
Sherm is a coke dipped cigarette. It makes sense...charmin would be interesting wordplay though.
Yes I have dropped n-bizzles in real life cyphers as well. Its been fine. Theres a difference today between nigg(A) n the other. I get called nigg(a) constantly by friends who are black. No biggie. Hell I wouldnt care if someone even called me a honkey or cracker. A v. ER are 2 completely different words...99% of people will agree regardless of color.
We need a real hard gangsta name for our group. Like Boys 2 Men had.
The fuk tha police rhyme is in response to my dealings with them during the G-20 riots in Pittsburgh. Unreal. I lost a ton of respect for many men in uniform. Plus I've seen how they treat some people and it is completely unjustifiable.
"Mikey V middle school ways of finding out how to send your friends swears on school e-mail"
How can I apply and will I get scholarship money?
*Boyz 2 Men consequently developed into Jerry Sandusky's music by choice.