[M-DYMESParticipant]

Lol just got off work, had some girl come up to me and kiss me goodbye saying that this might be the last day she see’s me.  I was like WTF…turns out theres this May 21st, 2011 doomsday theory.  lol.

 

So for all of you, I thought I’d give a nice toast to the most sickly basketball addicted mofo’s if ever chatted with.

[The8thDeadlySinParticipant]

It says in the bible that nobody will ever calculate the day when Jesus returns… I was actually invited to a frieds house tonight. The text read:

"End of the world is tomorrow.  Wanna come to my house and live out all of our wildest dreams??"

It was from my ex-girlfriend so I was about to jump on that.  I text her back and asked:

"Could I bring my neighbor?  Ya know, the brunett with the huge ti+s?"

She said:

"Hell NO!!!"

I siad:

"So much for my wildest dreams.."

And now, I am sitting on my couch, watching Jimmy Fallon and browsing NBADraft.net..

I am gonna regret this in a few days…

[butidonthavemoney]

How have you not heard of this yet?

For the record, May 21st is not doomsday. It’s supposedly the date that Jesus Christ comes back to Earth and takes all his buddies back to heaven with him as any non-believers rot on Earth for another five months until God swiftly sends us all to hell on October 21st.

[The8thDeadlySinParticipant]

Well it has been around for a couple years but has really picked up some steam in the past few months when the guy that is saying it was interview and put on CNN or something…

Not exactly something people hear about all the time till last week…

Dont bank on it though.. There have been lots and lots of dooms days that have never come about..

[butidonthavemoney]

The same guy predicted the second-coming of Jesus in 1994, but when nothing happened he claimed he made a miscalculation and set a new date of May 21st.

"And now, I am sitting on my couch, watching Jimmy Fallon and browsing NBADraft.net..

I am gonna regret this in a few days…"

Maybe Jimmy Fallon is Jesus and NBADraft.net is heaven.

We’re ahead of the curb, Brother Deadly.

[DanEboyParticipant]

I’m ready. I have been in my man made shelter 12 feet underground for 6 weeks now. The smell in unholy, the spam and pork and beans is running out, and Cyclo won’t shut the $#@% up.

Actually, a Doomsday is starting to sound nice.

[butidonthavemoney]

cyclo is a devout Christian, so Jesus will save him from us.

He was quoted on his Twitter account, saying that "Christianity has to be the right religion. Jesus has the longest wingspan of all deities. #religiouscombine"

[The8thDeadlySinParticipant]

Maybe.. I have some issues with people trying to predict stuff like this anyway.. The bible has been changed and alterd since it was originally written so we cant use it to try to predict aything like dates or times.. We should just do our best to make this life as good as we want it, if your a christian, be a good one, if not, be good at whatever you are, and try to make the most of this life because nobody knows when the next one is coming or what it holds…

There is my NBADraft.net sermon… LoL

[butidonthavemoney]

No doomsdays until Ichiro wins a championship with my beloved Mariners!

[DanEboyParticipant]

^ My great great great great great grandchildren say thank you.

[butidonthavemoney]

…

I will turn you into cyclo.

I can do that, you know…

[lukestine13Participant]

Thank you for making me laugh on this last night before everything gets f’d up. sucks i gotta spend it at work :(.  Just seeing your profile pic  puts a smile on my face ev erytime.  figures the lottery favored the jazz for once the worlds gonna end before we get  to make the pick.  hope i dont get called up in the rapture i was looking forward to watching the hangover 2.

[lukestine13Participant]

 if shes hitting the bottle call her in a few hours and ask again

[butidonthavemoney]

I am delightful and poised.

Like a sedated chipmunk.

[chevilicousParticipant]

I just hope i don’t miss my breakfast plans in the morning.

[The8thDeadlySinParticipant]

IDK if she was but she is on her way over here right now.. LoL.. Well, the last text read..

"Fuc# it.. Um on mu way over ther."

You tell me.. Is tat drunk text or just regular?

[butidonthavemoney]

Tell her to make a NBADraft.net account.

There hasn’t been a girl round here since Quincey streaked down the main page in ought-seven.

[lukestine13Participant]

 call the neighbor and tell the ex she just showed up. if i cant go for the belt (good how i met your mother reference) I’d die happier knowing someone in the world was.

[Michael.S.Participant]

Project Blue Beam

[The8thDeadlySinParticipant]

I already told to not even knock on the door alone.. LoL.. Turns out she has been drinking and she reasured me that she "nevur drinks alone".. So 1 or 2 of 4 things is gonna happen…

1. I get lucky with 2 drunk girls.

2. I have to fight some guy with her.

3. She comes here and falls asleep.

4. They wont do anything and I call her cab to come back…

 

LoL

[butidonthavemoney]

1. Win

2. Win

3. Win

4. Win

[The8thDeadlySinParticipant]

I see it like this:

1. Win – Obvious reasons..

2. Win – I have seen her current BF and I am not worried at all.. LoL

3. Win – I will call the busty brunett

4. Loss – I never make someone who leaves my house, unable to drive, pay for their own cab…

[Scottoant93Participant]

I hate when people try to predict the end of the world, Is your life so miserable that you try to put people in panic for no reason. I wrote this earlier today somewhere "Everyone thinks the worlds ends tom., I dont but its still funny when people say and do shiit they will regret when it doesn’t happen"

[butidonthavemoney]

1. Win – Two drunk girls. Twenty new finger prints. ‘Nuff said.

2. Win – If you win the fight you can cut his chest open and eat his heart. Then you’ll gain his delicious courage.

3. Win – Busty brunette.

4. Win – I happen to know that particular cab driver, and he’s actually really nice for a convicted rapist. You learn a valuable lesson in stereotyping.

#optimism

[Scottoant93Participant]

haha what are you still doin on the computer?

[The8thDeadlySinParticipant]

Bahaha.

Here is my current situation.. I told my roommate what is about to go down and now he is trying to steal my thunder.. He is giddy and jumping around but I have bad news for him.. He aint bustin my balls and he is gonna leave in the next 10 minutes.. Is this a bad move on my part?? Should I even consider him?? Or do I tell him to get the FUK out?

He is a huge cockblocker btw… However, he has helped me before…

[The8thDeadlySinParticipant]

@ Scott.. It is a laptop so when the bell rings, I slap it shut.. They are on their way.. They were stopping to get my fav drink and they live close to 45 min away..

[lukestine13Participant]

 tell him if he calms down he can hide in the closet and watch.

[butidonthavemoney]

I already got dibs on the closet.

I’d never turn down the opportunity to watch a sex/fight/cannibalism romp.

[The8thDeadlySinParticipant]

I think I am gonna try to time it just right so that he has to leave when they are gettin here..  He wont play the "Bro Card" and let me have this one..

Im about to text the girls and make them blow him off so I dont have to.. Fighting with your roommate about girls sucks… He starts bein a lil B-I-T-C-H about everything and I have to hear him wine.. If they say something to him, then I get to laugh at him and make fun for the next year…

[Scottoant93Participant]

I say tell your roommate to leave not in an pissed off way or anything, This is your thing and plus the girls might back off if ythey see someone else(therefore cockblocking you),

Alright you using a laptop, thats straight, thats a huge plus that they’re getting your favorite drink and driving 45 mins.

 

[lukestine13Participant]

 the picture makes total sense now. well you two can come out of the closet together when the time is right

[The8thDeadlySinParticipant]

Yeah.. Ive still got like 10 min before they get here.. I had just showered so Im pretty fresh from that.. Very nice timing…

[Scottoant93Participant]

Well man Good Luck, If rapture happens you’ll die happy, if not you’ll still be happy

[The8thDeadlySinParticipant]

LoL.. Well, Im out.. Give me like 5 minutes and I will tell yall how it went… LoL!!!!
 

JK.. Peace..

[lukestine13Participant]

 how’d you get that kind of stamina. tell me your secrets master.

[butidonthavemoney]

Good luck, Brother Deadly.

Remember, if you hear any gargling sounds coming from your closet, it’s just your friendly neighborhood NoMoney rubbing his nipples and scratching himself with your hangers.

[OhCanada-Participant]

2. Win – If you win the fight you can cut his chest open and eat his heart. Then you’ll gain his delicious courage.

Remember, if you hear any gargling sounds coming from your closet, it’s just your friendly neighborhood NoMoney rubbing his nipples and scratching himself with your hangers.

LMAO!! wtf dont kill me. Funny sh!t. This will be the start of something great.

[RUDEBOY_Participant]

Well i’ll be attending an End of the World Party at Leroy Jenkins house..Female Bullies get in Free..I wont be allowed to go inside becuz Leroy hates my guts….

[Malik-UniversalParticipant]

if today is the last day for me, then ima need to do some illleagal sh*t and enjoy the rest of my hours lol

[JimmeredYaWabafetParticipant]

 WAHRONG!!!

[The8thDeadlySinParticipant]

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a lovely day it is today!!!

[McDunkin]

McDunkin  + the rapture coming = non stop gifs/thank you based gods/cyclo’ing any and all bismack threads/4lokos

…and yall thought i was annoying before

[McDunkin]

well….It seems like everyone made it…except DNYCE and Cyclo.

Coincidence? I think not.

[The8thDeadlySinParticipant]

So did anyone sell their house and get a few STDs because of the last day of existance?? And, will someone please find this Camping guy??  I want to hear what his excuse is this time..

[RUDEBOY_Participant]

I’m not being MEAN..But Camping is 89 years old..Everyday could be the END of his WORLD!!!!

Same thing can be said for guys that sleep with Kat Stacks….

[marcusfizer21Participant]

 Are you kidding me? I haven’t gotten married and I haven’t turned 24 yet and these people want the world to end? lol

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