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Does it still count as getting beat up by a girl if you got kicked in the balls?

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Does it still count as getting beat up by a girl if you got kicked in the balls?

A girl named Becky started a fight with this kid i knew once. It was a long time ago trust me guys I wouldnt lie. Neither of them knew how to fight, so they just stood toe to toe and traded punches. I hate to admit it, but her punches hurt; my head was ringing. So he tried to take her down to the ground.

As they were wrestling he tried to put her in the STFU like John Cena would, but she nailed him with a knee in the balls. He fell right to the ground hoping there would be some way could bounce back. Instead, she just sort of pinned him to the ground in a headlock and unloaded into my face with her other hand. Everyone was laughing their a**es off at him. I knew his rep was ruined.

a) Does it really count as getting beat up by a girl if she kicked you in the balls?
b) Should she be able to brag about beating him up?
c) Now that he is almost 5'5" tall, do you think there are still girls that could beat him in a fight?


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Interesting thread

a) Generally, yes. However, there could be some extenuating circumstances involved in certain cases.

b) No. She has little claim to legitimate victory due to her underhanded tactics.

c) Perhaps, yes. Take McBased's girlfriend, Jersey, for instance. She is rather imposing.

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Dear Leroy LeLoser, It

Dear Leroy LeLoser,

It seems like you've been in School Longer than Bart Simpson has....Even the Sweathogs,Rudy Huxtable and The kids on Save by the Bell finally graduated...

DUDE YOU aRE A CARtOON!!!

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Prediction

Leroy responds by calling Rudeboy a "Jerk" and insults his mother.

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Guys that are UnCircumcised

Guys that are UnCircumcised dont have this problem...

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Yes, pathetic little Leroy,

Yes, pathetic little Leroy, yes it does.

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"As they were wrestling he

"As they were wrestling he tried to put her in the STFU like John Cena would"

Hahahah this made my night. If you really wanted to finish her just pull an RKO out of nowhere like Orton or put her in a submission that actually hurts (Sharpshooter, Crossface, etc.).

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No, getting kicked in the

No, getting kicked in the balls does not count as getting beat up by a girl. Just about any girl can do that. Getting put in a headlock, on the other hand............

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First of all Aamir why do you

First of all Aamir why do you like to hate on me so much? I dont hate on you and your weird ass Indian jokes

Second Rudeboy i give up

Third orangejerkitjones she has the freaking wingspan of duran

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A 5 Foot Girl with a 7 foot

A 5 Foot Girl with a 7 foot Wingspan and a face like Dallas Lauderdale...

Dam Leroy she does sound SCARY

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Dear Leroy LeLoser,

Dear Leroy LeLoser,

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Take McBased's girlfriend,

Take McBased's girlfriend, Jersey, for instance. She is rather imposing.

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Steve Nash, Los Angeles

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