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A Day in the Life of Lil B (New Years Eve 2010)

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A Day in the Life of Lil B (New Years Eve 2010)

9:00 AM: Wake up. Or think about what it would be like to wake up, since the BasedGod doesn’t sleep!

9:15 AM: Feeling hungry, need to get a balanced breakfast—stay balanced, stay Based…damn, Based God, I’m all out cereal! Gotta make a run to the supermarket. #supermarketswag.

9:45 AM: I’m in the mood for some Frosted Flakes; 30 h**** on my d**** at Aisle 5 cause I look like Tony the Tiger.

9:52 AM: Cleanup on Aisle 5

9:54 AM: “$3.42 is your total, will that be all for you today?
“Yeah”
“Is that credit or debit?”
“A hundred thousand on credit, ten million on my left wrist, b****!”
“Thanks, have a nice day and a happy New Year.”

10:00 AM: Late resolution: I need new Based freestyles for the new year! 60 on my d*** cause look like Baby New Year? Nah, I’ll think of something better..

10:10 AM: First I brush my teeth, then I drink my juice. Pour my Frosted Flakes. Frosted Flakes…they'reeeeeee Based! (omg I should Tweet that!)

3:00 PM: I should hit up the Based Country Club, get some golfing in.

3:10 PM: I think I’ll take the road along the &$#%#&@! waterfront, brah. The scenic route.

3:40 PM: Time to tee off! B*****s on my d*** cause I swing like Tiger Woods.

4:00 PM: Let me send a tweet out to the Based world

Golf swag at the private Country Club lol #swag – Lil B
₪ LilBTheBasedGod sent at 4:00 PM

5:30 PM: Sundown! This is just so beautiful. I love the world.

5:45 PM: I think I need to take a picture, man, I need the world to feel this energy.

5:56 PM: Gotta set the aperture just right; zoom the lens just right and click

5:56 45 seconds PM: Based! Probably should upload this on DiorPaint

7:00 PM: Perfect! Already got 50 comments on the pic—so much positivity, so much love.

10:00 PM: Time to make some moves, gotta hit up my man Hugh Hefner for his New Years party at the Playboy Mansion.

10:10 PM: I think I should text 30; naw, 100 b******! Gotta have more b******than Hef tonight.

10:25 PM: #Swag time, I’m suiting up with the tiny shirt and some Vans.

10:45 PM: Looking great, looking gorgeous!

10:55 PM: Ready to go, but before I leave, I need to get on NBADraft.net and check my Lil B Thread — that’s my site!


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So damn Based.

Hoes on my d***, cause I look like Jesus.

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#supermarketswag

Put this in the normal forum.

NoMoney's got some pull with Mollom. I'll protect you.

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BASED Journal entry 2/18/2011

BASED Journal entry 2/18/2011 8:00 A.M.

Just had a #exquisite breakfast of Lucky Charms (20...NO! 30 marshmallows on my spoon because i look like Lucky)

Now its time to write some truly #rare verses for my next mixtape(I still need a name..."The Hills have BASE"...hmmm)

Hos on my !! cuz i cook like a meth lab, hos on my !! cuz i look like a maxi pad.

Hos on my !! cuz i look like Bin Laden, hos on my !! cuz I look like a condom.

Hos on my !! cuz look like Steve Hawking

Hos on my !! cuz i look like Ben and Jerry, Hos on my !! cuz i look like Katie Perry.

Hos on my !! cuz i look like an alien, Hos on my !! cuz i look Iranian.

Hos on my !! cuz I look like Fat Albert, Hos on my !! cuz I look like Colonel Sanders.

Hos on my !! cuz I look like Dolly Parton, Hos on my !! cuz I look like Johny Carson.

Hos on my !! cuz I lie to make em like me, Hos on my !! so I never say bite me.

Hos on my !! cuz I look like Fred Savage, Ho's on my !! cuz I'm Hannah Montannah.

Hos on my !! cuz I look like Aunt Jemima, Hos on my !! cuz I smell like their va-jay-jay.

Hos on my !! cuz I look like Ric Flair, Hos on my !! cuz I look like Steve Colbert.

Hos on my !! cuz I say I like Twilight, Hos on my !! cuz I say I read Highlights.

Hos on my !! cuz I look like Ashton, Minors on my !! cuz I look like Michael Jackson.

Hos on my !! cuz I look like a shoe sale, Hos on my !! cuz I say I paint my toe nails.

Hos on my !! cuz I look like Oj Simpson, Hos on my !! Big Dan Charles Pimpin.

Hos on my !! cuz I look like Arthur Arrdvark, Hos on my !! cuz I look like a Noahs Ark

Hos on my !! cuz I look like Chupacabra, Hos on my !! cuz I look like Dahli Lama.

Hos on my !! cuz I look like Ronald Reagan, Hos on my !! cuz I look like Frodo Baggins.

Hos on my !! cuz I look like I'm Amish, Hos on my !! cuz it looks like the Loch Ness.

Hos on my !! cuz I look like Hellen kellar, Hos on my !! cuz I look like Pen and Tellar.

Hos on my !! cuz I look like Queen Latifa, Hos on my !! cuz I look like Mona Lisa.

Hos on my !! cuz I'm finer than a !!, Hos on my !! cuz I look like a snitch.

Hos on my !! cuz I look like a Lunch Lady, Hos on my !! cuz I look like a Crack Baby.

BASED Journal entry 2/18/2011 9:51 A.M.

based life....

so meaningful...so logical...so.......ahhh

its just beautiful

some days i just sit back and watch birds..

do they dream of having lil baby birds? what are their dreams?

a lot of animals are born into level 32 based...

the kind dogs that would die for u..yet never hurt another animal...unless it sees another animal attacking an innocent animal...

the birds that bring worms to their babies...

hummingbirds....not giving a &$#%#&@! how small they are...just buzzing around searching for beautiful flowers all day...

You know Based God was over there in Egypt and was like "Mubarak, cmon bruh bruh, let me teach you the ways of the Based God"...

His speech concluded with "Thank You Based God" in Egyptian

this is the life

#BASEDout

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Hoes on my d*** cuz I look

Hoes on my d*** cuz I look like Rosa Parks...hoes on my d*** cuz I fornicate great white sharks.

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Hoes on my d*** cuz i read

Hoes on my d*** cuz i read nomoneys guide to getting points book...more hoes on my d*** cuz when Fizer sent his nude pics i didnt look.

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Hoes on my d*** cuz I look

Hoes on my d*** cuz I look like Stuart Little...Hoes on my d*** cuz I tickle my fiddle.

Hoes on my d*** cuz I have coitus with Stephen Curry's mom....Hoes on my d**** cuz she smells like a used tampon.

Hoes on my d*** cuz I'm naughty by nature...Hoes on my d*** cuz Based God is your savior.

Hoes on my d*** cuz I gotta take a dump...Hoes on my d*** cuz I look like Forrest Gump.

Hoes on my d*** cuz I'm staring at a Honda...Hoes on my d*** cuz I fondled Jane Fonda.

Hoes on my d*** cuz I'm getting aroused by a STOP sign. Hoes on my d*** cuz I'm getting aroused by Michael Vick's canine.

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BASED Journal Entry 2/21/2011 3:33 A.M.

BASED God cant sleep..having nightmares about the loch ness monster #NightLightSwag

Might as well right a lil more....

Hoes on my d!!!! cause I look like a Liger, Young Based God got mo &$#%#&@! than Tiger

Hoes on my !!!! cause i look like ketchup, im a pretty &$#%#&@! chasin cheese like chester (cheetah)

Hoes on my !!!! cause I look like hot water, Young based god and i co-produced The Carter

Hoes on my !!!! cause I look like Ned Flanders (Woo!)Young Based God got that Kung Fu Panda. Swag! Swag!

Hos on my !!!! because i look like Miss Piggy, Young based god and i look like Hello Kitty

Hos on my !!!! because i look like your stepmom, Hoes on my !!!! cause I look like Zach Efron

Hos on my !!!! because i wear tiny pants, Hos on my !!!! because i look like the girl from save the last dance

Hos on my !!!! because im great at deception, Hos on my !!!! because i know the ending of Inception

Swag swag swag swag so based swag, Hos on my !!!! like a louie v bag

Swag levels so high i'm outer space based, Hos on my !!!! because i got a pretty face

Hos on my !!!! because i go harder than Larry Drews Mama, Hos on my !!!! because i drive yo sisters honda

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and yes....based god has so

and yes....based god has so much swag he rights instead of writes

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