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Darko's Monster Game!!!

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Darko's Monster Game!!!

Daro is showing why Miami should have made it the Fantasic Four!!!!!!!

13 points... 12 rebounds...5 assists.....4 blocks!

Eat your heart out Chris Webber!!!


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More like Darko's alright game

It's a pretty good stat line, but until he starts doing this regularly don't hold your breath. He could, but I've watched every T-Wolves game this year and it'll take a couple more of these before I start to forget all the 0-5 and 2-7's he started the season with. He's been pretty good on the defensive end (Wolves help rotations have sucked, but are showing some signs of improving), but a huge offensive liability. Here's hoping we see a lot more of this.

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Hahaha @ajk004, you are so

Hahaha @ajk004, you are so silly. "Until he starts doing this regularly." While Darko doesn't feel the need to put up stats like 13, 12, 5 and 4 every night, he is still the best player in the NBA bar none. Name one other player who is capable of leading the Timberwolves to victory while putting up crazy averages like 5.7 ppg, 5.7 rpg, 2.5bpg, 1.7 apg. Sure he isn't perfect, but his still the G.O.A.T. and he deserves your respect.

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Darko had 11 points at one

Darko had 11 points at one point in the 1st quarter!!!

I was thinkin damn, Darko bout to go off for 100 hes just that good. The Siberian Huskie.

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&$#%#&@! a ballot. The only

&$#%#&@! a ballot. The only way Darko doesn't make the hall of fame is if 144 Detroit/ NY / Orlando/ Memphis fans sacrifice their first borns to the basketball gods. Only then may he feel pity on the world that has Unleashed Donnie Darko, The Dark One, "A Mili"-cic in the Flesh. Cower and quake at the advent of a New World Order, where even the Illuminati answer to the to the fearsome demi diety!

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Immediately after this game i

Immediately after this game i got a tattoo of Darkos name on my chest...right over my heart

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lmao!

lmao!

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It's Darko's time lol

He is doing ok on my fantasy team,but he is not consistent enough to start getting crazy about him. Good shot blocker everynight though.

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He should be on every fantasy

He should be on every fantasy team. He's a monster. Top 5 ballers in the NBA darko,darko,darko,darko and darko.  I'm wondering why didn't they give him carmella commercial where he's playing against his self while being a fan,coach, and commentator

I'm waiting for his shoe to come out soon AIR DARKO'S

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stanford hoops

ay dios mio! did you just make a joke? now i have seen everything

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McDunkin he wasn't joking, he

McDunkin he wasn't joking, he just knows a real baller when he sees one.

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"I'd like a tattoo of Darko's

"I'd like a tattoo of Darko's name over my heart."

".....but there's already one there."

"Do it again. And make it hurt."

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By the way, I'm so glad to

By the way, I'm so glad to see that the Darko fan club has picked up so many new members. Much credit to McDunkin and TheBobster for spreading our creed to the masses. Rejoice my friends, for Darko smiles down upon you.

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seriously its not that big of

seriously its not that big of a deal! if i was 7' tall i could have that good of a game in the NBA!

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Yeah right.... Dont be

Yeah right.... Dont be foolish Brace.

The power of the Darko is too strong to be let go all at once.

Keyon Dooling thought he could handle a chest bump from the great one...

The result? A broken sternum

Yet to this day....what the team doctors cant explain is why several of Keyons hairs started to turn a slightly blonde color and why he has a small bruise in the shape of a D on on his chest.

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You have to give Minnesota

You have to give Minnesota credit, it isn't easy being as bad as they are. It is hard to lose the eight point lead with less than two minutes to go, though so many posters will still say that with Love and Beasley they are progressing. Hey, it isn't like all they needed was a rebound off a missed Gerald Wallace free throw at the end of the game to have a chance. Only a complete conformist would point that out.

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Darko

My hero.

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Oh don't worry everyone, BTPH

Oh don't worry everyone, BTPH is still a douche bag.

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McDunkin, u sure that was a

McDunkin, u sure that was a broken sternum and not an in-flight orgasm? Dooling just got accepted into the 7ft high club.

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Glad the fan club is getting

Glad the fan club is getting so large!

Darko is like a fine wine, he just gets better with age

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What are your thoughts on

What are your thoughts on making prominent members McDukin and Thebobster officers? I feel like the fan club could reach new heights if we appointed some new leadership.

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I think whatever is best for

I think whatever is best for the club will be done. Let them in!

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Let it be known, that from

Let it be known, that from this point forth, thebobster shall be The Honorary Secretary of Darko Worship and McDunkin The Secretary of Darko's Defense, responsible for indicting all those who oppose Milicic.

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Oh yes! I'm Top Flight

Oh yes!

I'm Top Flight Security of the World Craig!

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Breaking news.   Dos Quis

Breaking news.   Dos Quis beer commercial has come to there senses and decided to cast darko as there moat interesting man alive spokesman

Sneak previews include
" when darko was young he used to practice post moves on the tower of pisa.  After he was done they changed the name to the leaning tower of pisa". 

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I'd like to note that for

I'd like to note that for logistical purposes, there is no need to be offended when Darko isn't included in the discussion for best player in the NBA or best player at a specific position. OBVIOUSLY he is the best basketball player of all time at every position including coaching. So really when people make such topics, they are just assuming that it is implied that Darko is the best.

For instance, the recent top point guard debate. There is no need to be upset when someone makes a list like:

1A: Paul

1B: Williams

3. Rondo

4. Nash

5. Rose

6. Westbrook

Because what they really mean is:

1ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Darko

27. Paul

28 Williams.

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It seemed like yesterday, but he has come along ways =D
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The picture of Darko and

The picture of Darko and Dooling is deceptive in that it looks like they were jumping towards each other, when in fact Dooling was simply being pulled into Darko's gravitational pull. Also, you can see clearly that Darko never needs to jump since he is hovering 6 inches from the ground at all times.

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