share

Darko Milicic

BasketballGuru
BasketballGuru's picture
Registered User
Joined: 11/19/2010
Posts: 113
Points: -1166
Offline
Darko Milicic

Darko was rushed to the hospital, he saved 3 lives, then went back to lunch.


Tongue-Out-Like-23
Tongue-Out-Like-23's picture
Registered User
Joined: 03/16/2010
Posts: 8307
Points: 11859
Offline
People with amnesia still

People with amnesia still remember Darko.

razorSHARPE
razorSHARPE's picture
Registered User
Joined: 01/27/2011
Posts: 1620
Points: 6348
Offline
Darko charmed himself into

Darko charmed himself into the 2nd overall pick

WizKid
WizKid's picture
Registered User
Joined: 01/20/2010
Posts: 2022
Points: 4402
Offline
Darko caught some on my kids

Darko caught some on my kids this Valentines day

razorSHARPE
razorSHARPE's picture
Registered User
Joined: 01/27/2011
Posts: 1620
Points: 6348
Offline
The 30 foot gundam statue in

The 30 foot gundam statue in japan is actually a custom made suit for Darko.

razorSHARPE
razorSHARPE's picture
Registered User
Joined: 01/27/2011
Posts: 1620
Points: 6348
Offline
Correction...it's 60 feet

Correction...it's 60 feet

JoeWolf1
JoeWolf1's picture
Registered User
Joined: 05/28/2009
Posts: 8140
Points: 16280
Offline
Darko Milicic actually sang

Darko Milicic actually sang Lance Bass' part in every studio album N'Sync ever recorded, but was too tall to fit in any of the wardrobe so they recruited Bass to dance on stage and lip sync over Darko's pop friendly singing voice.

midwestbbscout
midwestbbscout's picture
Registered User
Joined: 03/21/2010
Posts: 1503
Points: 560
Offline
one time

The A-Team went on a mission to Europe to try and capture Darko and when they encountered each other Darko took all Mr. T's gold and told him to turn around and take his punk ass back home...

McDunkin
McDunkin's picture
Registered User
Joined: 03/17/2010
Posts: 7379
Points: 27797
Offline
Darko let the dogs out

Darko let the dogs out

Nbanflguy
Nbanflguy's picture
Registered User
Joined: 06/15/2009
Posts: 1824
Points: 8203
Offline
Windows 7 was Darko's idea

Windows 7 was Darko's idea

B Free
Registered User
Joined: 06/13/2008
Posts: 993
Points: 2422
Offline
The North American Bison

The North American Bison almost went extinct because Darko needed a leather jacket

Tongue-Out-Like-23
Tongue-Out-Like-23's picture
Registered User
Joined: 03/16/2010
Posts: 8307
Points: 11859
Offline
Darko won the Tour de France

Darko won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.

llperez
llperez's picture
Registered User
Joined: 04/13/2009
Posts: 11925
Points: 11810
Offline
there is no such thing as

there is no such thing as evolution, it just darko deciding what species can stay.

Hitster
Hitster's picture
Registered User
Joined: 08/17/2010
Posts: 3453
Points: 2503
Offline
Darko got NBA contracts worth

Darko got NBA contracts worth over $57 million for his career, hay that's true!

Tongue-Out-Like-23
Tongue-Out-Like-23's picture
Registered User
Joined: 03/16/2010
Posts: 8307
Points: 11859
Offline
Hitster. All of the above

Hitster.

All of the above statements are also true.

Counting Stars
Counting Stars's picture
Registered User
Joined: 05/15/2010
Posts: 424
Points: -271
Offline
Heard of the Dead Sea? Darko

Heard of the Dead Sea? Darko killed it.

Tongue-Out-Like-23
Tongue-Out-Like-23's picture
Registered User
Joined: 03/16/2010
Posts: 8307
Points: 11859
Offline
Darko beat Joey Chestnut in a

Darko beat Joey Chestnut in a hot dog eating contest, and then ate Joey Chestnut.

Hitster
Hitster's picture
Registered User
Joined: 08/17/2010
Posts: 3453
Points: 2503
Offline
Darko contributed to

Darko contributed to Detroit's success, he sat on the bench there for 3 years!

RSS: Syndicate content