Darko was rushed to the hospital, he saved 3 lives, then went back to lunch.
People with amnesia still remember Darko.
Darko charmed himself into the 2nd overall pick
Darko caught some on my kids this Valentines day
The 30 foot gundam statue in japan is actually a custom made suit for Darko.
Correction...it's 60 feet
Darko Milicic actually sang Lance Bass' part in every studio album N'Sync ever recorded, but was too tall to fit in any of the wardrobe so they recruited Bass to dance on stage and lip sync over Darko's pop friendly singing voice.
The A-Team went on a mission to Europe to try and capture Darko and when they encountered each other Darko took all Mr. T's gold and told him to turn around and take his punk ass back home...
Darko let the dogs out
Windows 7 was Darko's idea
The North American Bison almost went extinct because Darko needed a leather jacket
Darko won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.
there is no such thing as evolution, it just darko deciding what species can stay.
Darko got NBA contracts worth over $57 million for his career, hay that's true!
All of the above statements are also true.
Heard of the Dead Sea? Darko killed it.
Darko beat Joey Chestnut in a hot dog eating contest, and then ate Joey Chestnut.
Darko contributed to Detroit's success, he sat on the bench there for 3 years!