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Comparing NBA Players to Natural Disasters

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Comparing NBA Players to Natural Disasters

Hurricane-Lebron James-Obviously, Lebron James is possibly the toughest player to stop coming down the lane. He's a force, an unstoppable force that becomes more unstoppable as he gains momentum.

Tornado-Derrick Rose-Basically the inland, slightly less unstoppable version of Lebron James.

Monsoon-Danny Green-When it rains, it pours with this guy. He can heat up mighty quickly.

Earthquake-Dexter Pittman-Big man. Bad things happen when he's in the game.

Volcanic Eruption-Metta World Peace-In his natural state, Metta World Peace is just a big, jovial person who seems harmless enough. But when he goes off, you know why he has the reputation that he has. Remember James Harden and clear the area.

Blizzard-JR Smith-He can go cold, and he can go cold in a hurry. Snow/the ball is flying, but nobody's happy because of it.

Wildfire-Ray Allen-All it takes is one little spark and he will catch fire like no other player in the league. Plus, he used to be a likable player, but then he joined the Heat and won a championship and no one liked him then.

Black Hole-Monta Ellis-Pretty self-explanatory


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ummmmm.......interesting

ummmmm.......interesting post.

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kinda wierd but fun to read

kinda wierd but fun to read lol even tho none of it makes much sence

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earthquake i think should go

earthquake i think should go to marc gasol(DPY) he is atleast top 5 biggest guys in the league vs Pittman who isnt, but whatever its your list

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Since we are talking about

Since we are talking about the weather..... I'd like to give a shoutout to my weather girl that I get to see in Philly - Sheena Parveen!

I never know what to wear when she does her weather report, but I do like her warmfronts


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She has nothing on Snoop Dogg

She has nothing on Snoop Dogg Snoop Lion or whatever you want to call him weather girls.

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Holy Salma Hayek Cottdamn she

Holy Salma Hayek Cottdamn she fine!

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Tony Parker has to be a

Tony Parker has to be a tornado as well with his spin move in the lane

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Demarcus Cousins is a land

Demarcus Cousins is a land slide. I don't really get what the euphemism is yet but it just seems fitting.

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F this thread, whos that bitc

F this thread, whos that bitc h?

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Well, Demarcus Cousins is a

Well, Demarcus Cousins is a center for the Kings lol

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Who would be the sharknado?

Who would be the sharknado?

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Rasheed Wallace because you

Rasheed Wallace

because you don't know what the f**k is gonna happen

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Easy.

Tim Duncan = Global Warming.

It's slow, and boring. People love to deny it and not talk about it.

But when it comes, you'll all wish you would have listened :D

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So true

This has to be the best one.

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100% on point. I don't think

100% on point. I don't think anybody can top this one.

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:( I'm sad because it really

:( I'm sad because it really IS better than all of mine

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hmm

Tsunami-Andrew Bynum- He is hardly ever present but when he is you need to watch out for him.

Drought-Luke Walton- Slow, Dry, and just seems to go on forever...

Flood-Delonte West- Causes short bursts of widespread damage where ever he stays before moving on to another city.

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