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Cockblocked By Luke Walton!

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Cockblocked By Luke Walton!

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Ryan:

So while I was in college, a friend of mine Joe (not his real name) had been putting in about 2 weeks worth of work to try and hookup with a waitress from one of the downtown bars. On this night, he claimed that there was NO DOUBT he was going to end up hooking up. He was texting her during the day to try and find a time to meet up with her that night. At the time she was texting back.

After about 5 hours of heavy drinking, the night proceeded with about 3 drunken text messages and two phone calls from Joe to this girl with no return. He said that she must have stayed in or that she was going to call back eventually.

Little did we know, that a former University of Arizona basketball player was in town getting married that weekend and so was about half the former team that starred Luke Walton and Richard Jefferson. As I was sitting outside the bars with Joe, consoling him for being a no-p**** getting loser, we see his girl walking right down the middle of the main strip of bars, holding hands with Luke Walton walking into his hotel room. Needless to say, he got out hustled.

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I'm at a loss for words.

I'm at a loss for words.

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This

This

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lol

lol

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wow

I think everyone needs to read this thread.

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im sure there was a good

im sure there was a good explaination for this she probably just slipped, fell through the hotel room door hit the edge of the drawer, which tore all her clothes off and accidently landed on his d!ck.. ....

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good

good

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