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"Coach Matta, he's been on my di-on my uhhhhh back"

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"Coach Matta, he's been on my di-on my uhhhhh back"

http://deadspin.com/amir-williams-almost-said-dick-on-tv-and-its-hysteri...

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Amir Williams had 12 points, nine rebounds and six blocks in Ohio State's 86-48 pounding of the Bryant Bulldogs. After the game, Williams was asked to tell viewers what's been most responsible for his great play of late and he almost said "coach Matta, he's been on my dick."

What he actually said was "coach Matta, he's been on my di—on my uhhhhhhh, back every day in practice uhhhh..." His face, when he catches himself, oh man. Priceless. But he did catch it and actually composed himself so that he could finish the thought without just cascading into a string of shit, I just said dick. Shit, I said shit, too expletives. Good on Williams for being just a little bit more mature than the rest of us.


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"On my dick" makes no sense

"On my dick" makes no sense in that context.

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What are you, 40?

What are you, 40?

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Nope, it makes no sense.

Nope, it makes no sense. There is a difference b/t someone jocking you and someone riding you.

Jocking = on my dick.

Riding = on my back.

It'd be funnier if he really meant to say on my dick, but I doubt he did.

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