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CLARK KENT SAVES THE WORLD FROM ZOD... STILL NOT ON THE MOCK!!!!

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CLARK KENT SAVES THE WORLD FROM ZOD... STILL NOT ON THE MOCK!!!!

Once again David Stern's racism against super heroes is keeping a potential star out of the NBA. Of course everyone already knows this, but Clark just saved billions of lives from the evil General Zod. Still, this hasn't stopped Zod from appearing on multiple mocks for next year. One site even had him going number 1 over Andrew Wiggins. It appears that Stern has no problem with super villains playing in the NBA. First Dwight Howard and now General Zod.

Clark is a tremendous talent and could transcend the NBA much like Peter Parker could as I kindly pointed out in my last post. He would instantly be the fastest, and strongest player in the league. He would also own the highest vertical in the league, it almost seems like he just soars through the air like a bird or a plane. He is still very raw, but his elite athleticism would make him an elite player. With a coach who is willing to work with him on developing some basketball skills and IQ, he could develop into the very best. With his speed and strength, he could realistically guard all 5 positions, but I see him in a SF role. I would compare him to a rich man's Lebron James

There are also no real concerns of him getting into trouble off the court. He is very marketable, responsible, and dependable. Any team could use this man.

Here are his stats:
HT: 6'3
WT: 225
Age: 29

Here he is on the youtube, schooling a black man. Notice his 3 point line dunk at the 50 second mark

Anyone who doesn't think he could play in this league is a liar or Lex Luthor.


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There are a few of his

There are a few of his "friends" in his team that would be "super" players too. There's no "justice" in the "league" today!

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Okay. I was curious why my

Okay. I was curious why my Spider-Man plays ball thread was deleted earlier.... But then I see you made that yesterday.

+1 on the creativity! no... wait. Here. Take all my points sir. You deserve them.

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Pretty sure it was posted

Pretty sure it was posted already, that's why.

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He's not athletic enough to

He's not athletic enough to make it in the NBA. Don't tell me how fast he is or how high he can jump, I've seen his high school footage and he doesn't move side to side well, and he isn't as quick or explosive as he is fast in a straight line. He's too muscular and bulky and not lean or fluid enough to hang with NBA talent. There are also rumors that his wingspan is less than his height, those T-Rex arms will ruin him and NBA point guards will have a field day with him. I've also heard that he doesn't go 100% for the entire game. Is that the sort of player you'd want to take 1st overall?

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"Here he is on the youtube,

"Here he is on the youtube, schooling a black man."

I lol'd

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Potential?

I also question his potential and ability to develop those skills. But he is an elite athlete who FLY'S through the air. More of a undersized James White

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Pfft, what potential? He's

Pfft, what potential? He's already 29. Actually there are some rumors that he might actually be 33 and his agent has been lying about his age. Looks like we got ourselves another Wang Zhelin.

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Despite superior athleticism,

Despite superior athleticism, he doesn't even try on the defensive end, and his shot is pretty bad. Doesn't fight for boards. Doesn't contest shots at the rim. Below average handle, and not a lot of room to grow. I'd also be worried about him trying to pass the ball through other players. Low BBIQ. I'll pass and take Peter Parker over this chump.

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I hear that defense is

I hear that defense is actually his kryptonite.

Besides Krypyonians are known for their self destructive behavior. That's why their aren't any in the league now

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