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The Brian Cardinal Rap
Number 35 aka The Custodian
This janitor feels no pain
He sits in the corner and makes it rain
He puts all other white boys to shame
His name is Brian Cardinal the beast from Purdue
He jayed up Lebron and he will you to
In 2001 he was 44th pick
He should have been number 1 that basic logic
Pistons to the Grizzles and now the Mavericks
We shoots it’s never a brick
Leave him open and he’ll make you pay
Shooting those 3s is how he gets his 800k
Some say he’s slow, he’s goofy, he’s white
Tell that to Chris Bosh after their fight
He needs the ball with 2 seconds left
He will hit the three and steal the game like a theft
Rode the bench most of his career
But don't Dallas your savior is here
I smell a championship, Lakers better watch out
With Brian Cardinal it will be a shootout
One day he’ll be in the Hall of Fame
Until then he’ll keep winning those games
Brian Cardinal has surpassed Scalabrine in all fuacets of being a cheerleader. And h got in the game in the FIRST QUARTER! Doc Rivers didn't have the guts to put Scalabrine in in the blowout win in the 08 finals! And he injured one of their best players, and knocked down a three. Poor Peja.
"I never saw anything more sexy than my reflection in the Larry O'Brian Trophy. That Three I hit was wetter than LeBricks mom. I would like to thank Rick for giving me a chance to spread my wings and fly. You can tell Lebron that I'll be here again next year and I'm keeping my talents in North Texas."
"Wet the three ball, showed Lebron how to handle the rock and taught Wade not to come in my nest. Miami...... HOLD MY DICK"
LMFAO this man has balls!