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Breaking News...On Top 5 Prospects

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Breaking News...On Top 5 Prospects

Which is most Likely...

1. "John Wall arrested with Gilbert Arenas outside Washington Night Club...For Fighting each other...Witness heard Arenas say to Wall..."Pass me the ball rookie I'm the point guard" Wall responded by saying..."Don't you read NBA DraftNet...It's over" Witnesses say Arenas repeatedly pimp smacked Wall into Sumbission...When the crowd broke it up...Wall then Super Mario Stomped Arenas using his 4o inch max vert...Gilbert violates probation and Wall tears ACL...But makes a gold coin fly out of Gilbert's head...It's used to get Javaris Crittenton on the bus after he spent his last 20 bucks buying a drink for Lebron's Mom...

2. "Evan Turner and Iggy play Frogger"...On the Boulevard during rush hour...After being drafted and feeling good about the City of Brotherly Love picking a stud guard with the 2nd pick...Andre and Evan meet for the first time and find out Ed Stefanski traded them to Minnesota for Ricky Rubio and Darko Milicic...They get a text message from Ed at the same time reading..."Sorry Guys, But Darko's the Future and Ricky said he's coming over next year...But hey did you ever see the Mighty Ducks???"...Both of their suicide letters where written on a press picture of David Kaun, autographed " Rubio in 2012...DK"

3. "Demarcus Cousins becomes new weight watchers spokesman..." After reading posts commenting on his weight and falling out of the top 3 because of his love handles rather than his lack of handles...D.Cuz calls his girls Kristy Alley and Valerie Bertinelli and gets his diet on...After losing 40 pounds and starting at power for the Sacramento Kings and averaging 20 and 10 for his rookie season...He goes on Oprah and tells the world how he was really upset about the stuff the guys on NBA draft sites were talking about his neck fat...He said it made him a mean young man and uses it to make the Wizards, Sixers, Nets and T'Wolves look stupid...He becomes the Leagues most colorful interview and is cast in the Remake of Shazam...with a cameo from Shaq, Robert "Tractor" Traylor, Eddie Curry, Derrick Coleman and Michael Olawakandi in the final credits...It's the blockbuster of the summer of 2011 and blows Spiderman 4 out the Water....Cousins becomes Hollywood's newest it boy...His life story is called "Precious 2: No More Dozens for Cousins" it wins him the Oscar for best male performace in a motion picture...


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Wow

Not trying to be a jerk. But why did you post this? I mean were you trying to be funny? Sorry man i just dont get why you would take up forum space with this.

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i dunno whats worse. this

i dunno whats worse. this mess or your completely ridiculous trade ideas

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I

I don't know what these dudes are talking about. I liked it.

All glory to the Hypnotoad.

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Haha

Best parts...

"makes a gold coin fly out of Gilbert's head...It's used to get Javaris Crittenton on the bus after he spent his last 20 bucks buying a drink for Lebron's Mom..."

"His life story is called "Precious 2: No More Dozens for Cousins" it wins him the Oscar for best male performace in a motion picture..."

You would have gotten a better reception on this if you posted it in July or August. Only the coolest people can appreciate something like this so close to the draft.

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I agree with

I agree with ButIdonthavemoney. Great post. Point stealers will be point stealers.

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I thought it was funny too.

I thought it was funny too. Especially loved the Precious 2 line. Oh well, guess we all have a different sense of humor.

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I vote 3

I really want to see #3 happen.

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The only funny part

The only funny part was the part where you made fun of Cousins for being fat. The rest was just stupid.

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What's worse the post your

What's worse the post your the fact that you think your a rapper or thug with you picture?
I always see dumbass posts from you, Your always on here. Do you believe that your an internet gangsta? You must be in the same gang as Kevin Garnett.

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i think if your forum topic

i think if your forum topic name wasn't so intriguing you wouldnt have suffered so many point deductions

perhaps a title of "really dumb potential outcomes for wall, turner, and cousins" would have brought you at least 1 or 2 points

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how come some people get love

how come some people get love for posts of this taste and yet this one gets rinsed!?

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cuz

He doesn't have billions of posts and been here for 5 decades...

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Because people clicked on

Because people clicked on this thread to see breaking news... Others such as "Adventures of TLI's basement" it's obviously a joke so no need to click.

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Wow

A lot of you guys need to lighten up. You think this is your site? You think that he's taking up your forum space? Let people say what they want. This site is usually cool about letting people be creative, but now a couple of random people come around and they try to tell us what we can and can't say.

Just be easy. Let those of us who like to have fun, actually have fun. You can hide in your little corner of dispair, drinking distilled water and eating saltine crackers for the rest of your lives. No need to try to bring us down with you.

All glory to the Hypnotoad.

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&$#%#&@! the hypnotoad!

&$#%#&@! the hypnotoad!

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Hey Money...I'm with you all the way...

these new cats that only hang on the site until the draft will dissapear in a few weeks....I don'ttake myself too seriously anymore...My father in law was the guy who wouldn't take the time tolaugh at himself and he recently passed away from a heart attack...I'm just keeping my promises too him and my family by keeping a light hearted attitude...I've been to hell and back...and I don't get angry at these guys when they take points or make stupid statements...It was to be funny...Kinda Like "John Wall fails drug test"...

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Wow 7..chill out on the Hypno Toad

He is a kind one...A merciful one...and a vengeful one....Don't piss off the Hypnotoad>>>>>

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i think this one of the best

i think this one of the best posts scarecrow has ever posted, him ans the after hours crew are the only one that have ever made me laugh. i give thumbs up, and was almost tempted to give all glory to the hypnotoad but resisted.

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i think this one of the best

i think this one of the best posts scarecrow has ever posted, him ans the after hours crew are the only one that have ever made me laugh. i give thumbs up, and was almost tempted to give all glory to the hypnotoad but resisted.

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Don't resist the power of the HypnoToad

His love will set you free....

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And thanks for getting the hidden humor in most of my Trades

I try to make them as fair as possible to mess with the guys that are used to the One Sided Salary and talent dumps.....I think its funny how people value 2 rounders more than guys like Beasley(15 and 7 in his second year)

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