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Basketball Rhymes

Let's try to keep this thread alive, keep adding basketball rhymes that you hear and the name of the song/artist. I'll try to add a basketball rhyme every other day

Thank Me Now - Drake
That's around the time your idols become your rivals//
You make friends with Mike, but gotta A.I. 'em to for your survival//


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This is pretty old biut it

This is pretty old biut it has always stuck with me

The Blaze of Glory-The Clipse

Its the blaze of glory
Im killer in the clutch, like the Lakers Horry
With four seconds left, rappers can' ignore me

Follow Me Gangster-Lloyd Banks

My team in the cut, packin' middle things, I got more foreign shooters than the Sacramento Kings

Greatest of all time?

And it goes, and it goes
And it goes a little something like this

Hit It!
Aaron's in the house
Come on
Here we go
Aaron's in the house

Yo guys, check it out
Guess what happened to me
(Another crazy story, come on AC)
I was hanging at the court
Just playing some ball
Working on my game
(Yeah, we heard it all)
I heard the fans screaming
I thought it was for me
But then I saw a shadow
It was 12 foot 3
It was Shaquile O'Neal
(What? What did he say?)
(How 'bout some one-on-one, you wanna play?)
I told him why not, I got some time
But when I beat you real bad
Try not to cry

(Please Aaron, are you for real?)
(One-on-one with Shaquile O'Neal?)
Yeah, 34 Centre from the L.A. Lakers
(You must've been nervous)
I knew I could take him
Scared the Shaq, psyche him out
I said O'Neal, you're in my house now
Start the game the whistle blows
Pay attention close as the story goes...

It's like boom (boom)
I put it in the hoop
Like slam (slam)
I heard the crowd screaming
out jam (jam)
I swear that I'm telling you the facts
Cuz that's how I beat Shaq
X2

So check it out
I thought I had the lead
But then he started scoring more points than me
I was scoring up bricks
(Was he hitting those shots?)
I knew that there was a way that I could make it stop

I had a plan, I could change the pace
I said, Yo Shaq you didn't tie your shoelace
He looked down, I stole the ball
I'm taking him the scoon now watch me all
A 3-pointer, nothing but net
Come on Shaq, had enough yet?
Down by two, I'm catching up
I guess he's getting nervous
Cuz he already lost

Dunk after dunk
Jam after jam
Cheerleaders are cheering
Aaron's the man

Annoncers were shocked
couldn't believe it was real
(I can't believe a kid just stuffed O'Neal)
One more second, was all that remained
I put the ball up
I put him in shame
I must admit that it sounds real crazy
but the ball went in
Then he cried like a baby
Sorry Shaq, I should've let you win
You're good too
And we can still be friends

The fans went nuts
They put me on their shoulders
Then I heard a voice
And it sounded like my mother's
(Get up for school, you're gonna be late!)
Ma, can't you see that I'm playing the game?
(How could you be playing if you're still in bed?)
(Are you gettin' sick, did you hit your head?)
Aw, man it was all a dream
I guess that kinda thing could never happen to me

If it was a dream and it wasn't real

How'd I get a jersey with the name O'Neal?
Woah...

Aaron Carter - That's How I Beat Shaq

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pac div - we the

pac div - we the champs

probably one of my favourite basketball songs.

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Ron Artest Champion Lyrics

Ron Artest Champion Lyrics

[verse 1]
moment of silence for the champions
for those who make going hard a lifestyle
never wait for nothing
got to get it right now
i'm in the spotlight
when they turn the lights down
only the champs go the hardest in the 12th round
i love the fourth quarter
i love the ninth inning
i love game 7
bring on the competition
cuz in my heart can't nobody do it better
can't slow me down won't stop me never
i'm so cashis clay
i'm tyson in his prime
your own league wit em
i'm barry bonds with mine
i beat the buzzer baby
my stroke is hole in one
you see the checkered flag?
finish line here i come
i aint gotta brag
i let the trophys do it
around here we the best
so come and hold me too it
i specialize in everything that can't be done
aint no more talking bout it
moment of silence for the champions

[Chorus (Ron Artest)]
they say we warriors
they say we did it again (hands high for the champions)
we are victorious
we only in it to win (stand up for the champions)
no surrender no retreat
we take the battlefield over every time (and clap yo hands for the champions)
we came we saw we conquered everything in sight (moment of silence for the champions)
ayyy oh ay oh ay oh
thats the sound you hear from the crowd when we come through (they screaming)
ayyy oh ay oh ay oh
we run the town here can't you tell when we come through (they screaming)
champions!(cuz we are)
champions!(they screaming)
champions!(cuz we are)
champions!
can't nobody handle us
there aint no competitors
no wonder why we are (we are the champions)

[Verse 2]
You read the newspapers
you saw the magazines
you got the internet but you aint gotta google me
my name is up in lights
my face is well known
you see us superbowl dancing in the endzone
you see us taking shots of vodka out of stanley's cup
you see us running out the tunnel looking fired up
and in my heard can't nobody do it better
can't slow me down won't stop me never
i'm dale earnhardt
i'm so michael phelps
so many gold medals
too many title belts
i started all-state
and came up from that
now imma world champ
and reppin everywhere
call me incredible
work ethic impeccable
i did it for the decimals and now i can't let it go
i specialize in anything that can't be done
no more talking bout it
moment of silence for the champions

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What's Really Good - Jedi

What's Really Good - Jedi Mind Tricks

I need more, need weed and need cash,

Or I'ma shoot three at your team like Steve Nash

Rise of the Machines - Jedi Mind Tricks

"When I spit it get shi*ty like the teeth of Mike Bibby"

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Gimme the Loot- I'm slammin

Gimme the Loot- I'm slammin N***** like Shaquille...

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Lupe Fiasco - Absolute

Lupe Fiasco - Absolute Freestyle

" till i'm a V12 sixer, i'm a hundred and thirteen round clipper

as if I was Elton Brand, but I could never leave Chicago..."

Styles P - New Standards Freestyle

"I keep the gun next to the weed, I might as well be a Wallace,

cause I get more Tec's than Rasheed.."

Jadakiss - Put Your Hands Up

"And yall scared, I can tell,

and I'mma get Bucks like Milwalkee, cause like Sam I ca'sell."

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And Master P -

And Master P - "Basketball"

If you still love this game make some noise

They're playing basketball
We love that basketball
They're playing basketball
We love that basketball
They're playing basketball
We love that basketball
They're playing basketball
We love that basketball
They're playing basketball
We love that basketball
They're playing basketball
We love that basketball

Basketball is my favorite sport
I like the way they dribble up and down the court
Some ball players like the microphone
Charles Oakley and Charles Barkley like to break bones
Ron Mercer like to slam dunk straight to the hoop
Derek Ander' love the alley oop
Allen Iverson like the pick and roll
But me myself, I like the give and go

They're playing basketball
We love that basketball
They're playing basketball
We love that basketball

Kevin Garnett jump out this world
Some say Sam Cassell look like Earl The Pearl
McGrady, Vince Carter are the very best
But Jason Williams, Ricky Davis don't take no mess
See basketball has always been my thing
I like Kobe, Dennis Rodman and the three point kings
And number 34, the man of the hour
Shaquille O'Neal got the money and the power

They're playing basketball
We love that basketball
They're playing basketball
We love that basketball

Patrick Ewing, Spreewell on the same team
And Scottie Pippen's rolling with the dream
Stoudamire meets Mark Berry
And what about Gary Payton, now that's scary
Jalen Rose rolling with Reggie Miller
Malone and Stockton, two thrillers
Alonzo Mourning, some say he mean
But Tim Hardaway crossover be green

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hands down my favorite hoops song-verbal basketball
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My favorite

"I kick the skill like Shaquille holds the pill, vocabulary spills I'm ill...."-Nas, "It Ain't Hard To Tell"

There are tons of them, and there have been posts on this before.

Also, "Basketball" was originally by Kurtis Blow, and all remakes have been vastly inferior.

Also, to all my black magic romancers and acid rain dancers, develop close ties like Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza.

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First Round draft pick, Later

First Round draft pick, Later for you imbeciles, The car is all black like it got traded to the timberwolves ~Ludacris, Wish you would

I- Palm the game likke its a spalding ball and take flight from the freethrow line and slam it down like im the great mike.. Bun and wayne and drake here man its gon' be a great night. Look at all these posers bite i swagger like a great white. Try to cross me over i just fake left then i break right Stupid animal tricks like david lettermans late night ~Bun B, uptown

I could relate to kids going straight to the league
when they recognise that you got what it takes to succeed
and thats around the time that your idols become your rivals
you make friends with Mike but gotta AI him for your survival
damn, I swear sports and music are so synonomous
’cause we wanna be them and they wanna be us
yeah so on behalf of the demanded
and the entertainment that you take for granted
you could thank me now… ~Drake, Thank me now

"u better watch 'fore I stick to the plan and be the next Artest to run up in yo stands"

Nelly - Here Comes the BOOM

Got A Chris Paul mindstate i'm never out of bounds ~ The Game, My Life

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ive never gotten that one nas

ive never gotten that one nas line bout how shaq holds a pilll... great song btw, huge nas fan here

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DJ Jazzy Jeff - Practice

DJ Jazzy Jeff - Practice

Make em say ugh- P Miller.........had shaq in the video lol

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Big Sean - Supa Dupa

Big Sean - Supa Dupa Lemonade

Dont worry bout my friends they're good, MARSHALL

Bank account got me feelin well, FARGO,

Ballin 'till I get a mil a check , DARKO

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Handle my biz- big remo

Handle my biz- big remo

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Classic video game songs with

Classic video game songs with some classic lines in em

little brother-carolina agents

rhymefest- bang the ball

joell ortiz- mean business

all songs on live 03

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