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"When people began to multiply on the face of the ground, and daughters were born to them, the sons of God saw that they were fair; and they took wives for themselves of all that they chose. The Nephilim were on the earth in those days, when the sons of God went in to the daughters of humans, who bore children to them. These giants were the heroes that were of old, warriors of renown."

thereby these giants began to gestate their heroic exploits in the mythical decade of…the 60’s.

Hercules, also known as Wilt "the stilt" Chamberlain, a paragon of masculinity known for his extraordinay strength. Many popular stories were told of his life, like the 100 points game or a season where he averaged 50 points and 25 rebounds, but the most famous being the 12 labors against the celtics…

Achilles, or Bill Russell, the central character and greatest warrior of the most epic event of the ancient times, narrated in the Iliad.. he was invulnerable in all of his game, making him win 11 championships.. invulnerable in all…except in offense, his "achilles heel"…

Odysseus/Ulysses or "big O", characterized in Homeric poems by its brilliance, cunning and versatility. Handled dozens of tricks to fight the war, making him average a triple double in a season..

 

during the ancient times, Moses "alias" Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, is the man entrusted by "god" Walter Kennedy to lead the exodus of the NBA to the promised land through the desert of the 70’s…he reached the mount rushmore with his "sky hook" to receive the 10 commandments of the league, but his absence in the finals, made fans worship a golden calf named Earl "the goat" Manigault…

John the baptist or "Dr. J", was revered as a major figure in the league, anticipating a messianic figure greater than himself…

3 wise man or "magi" made a long but entertaining way through the 80’s to receive the messiah..their names were "magic" Johnson, Larry Bird and a third one that was said to come from europe, Drazan Petrovic…

Finally in april 20th of 1986 Jesus-Jordan was born, and the wise man Larry bird made the announcement: "I think it’s just God disguised as Jordan".

After spreading his word and making some miracles like the raising of Lazarus-Pippen, or converting a waterlogged team into a franchise with sweet wine taste of victory,  he "died-retired" in 1993 to resurrect again and create to greatest myth of all time.

Jesus-Jordan warned of false prophets and false messiah in the sermon of the mount: "watch out for false prophets, they come to you in sheep’s clothing but inwardly are ferocious wolves". Some say they’ve heard one of this false prophets called Kobe Bryant the "black mamba"…

in the meanwhile the San Antonio Spurs spread their "roman" empire, with their 2 headed serpent, the Caesar Tim Duncan and the "Pope" Ovich…only a barbarian named Shaquille O’neal stopped this roman empire for a while but finally these spurs-romans came alive up until today…

Today in the time of apocalypse, some say that Jesus-Jordan wasn’t the real messiah of basketball and are still awaiting the true one or "the chosen one". Some say he’s already between us and that his name is Lebron James… Others say he actually is the antiChrist/anti-Jordan or the false messiah..who knows..

Some say actually Jesus-Jordan will come back again, "the second coming of Christ-Jordan" is called.. some say they’ve already seen him in a gym in N.C teaching a disciple named "Michael kidd".. who knows..

if the prophecy is true and lebron is the anti-Christ of basketball, it’s believed he will bring a new world order of basketball where the old beliefs will colapse to bring an ecumenism of a new era, where a new "religion-team" of basketball will rule for the next years… 

Some say that "new era" religion-team are the Golden State Warriors..some say they will bring a new era, a new paradigm that will contact with extraterrestrial life..some say they’ve already seen some ET’s that call themselves "small ball death" and their commanders are Steph Curry anf Kevin Durant..some say that ET called Curry can score from 30 feet..

that’s scarry…

but you know, these are just myths.. you can believe whatever you want..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[ChewyParticipant]

 for the sheer effort you put into this post.

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 by reciting verses from their favorite dead poet or philosopher.

Socrates theorized that these poets were lieterally channeling the particular poet or philosopher who had passed on

Plato used the example of the Magnetic properties of certain stones to explain how this was possible & as proof of a spiritual realm & forces that are very real but invisible to man such as magnetic properties

My friend I believe the Jordan is Jesus is Proof that you may be channeling Skip Bayless here & that’s one guy you don’t want in your head

I’d call an exorcist Immediately to get him out of your Soul homie 

 

 

 

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