share

"That Awkward Moment When" Part II

ProudGrandpa
ProudGrandpa's picture
Registered User
Joined: 12/12/2009
Posts: 3411
Points: 3361
Offline
"That Awkward Moment When" Part II

"That awkward moment when you were a kid and your parents tell you to stay in the line when you're shopping, and when you're almost near the cashier, they're not even back yet." -McDunkin

That awkward moment when you're about to go be a counselor at a kids church camp and Crank That Soulja Boy is stuck in your head...

That awkward moment when you're texting a girl and she's responding within a couple minutes of each of your texts, and you say something that could be misconstrued, and she doesn't respond for several minutes, and you text her back, apologizing, and she's like, "I was eating dinner..."

That awkward moment when you post a video on Facebook and all your friends are just too lazy to watch it, but you feel like they all watched it...and hated it...

That awkward moment when you work in a customer service job and you can't tell the gender of a customer...

That awkward moment when you start a popcorn story thread...and no one finishes it...

That awkward moment when you read a post, like what it says, give it a thumbs up...then realize it was a EuropeanBaller post or an aivsdirk post and you feel dirty...

That awkward moment when Aamir says, "Jokes aside..." and you didn't realize that his previous statement was intended to be humorous. Lol, love you, Aamir...

That awkward moment when a public restroom A) is unisex B) only contains one toilet and one sink and C) doesn't have a lock

That awkward moment when you see a person with both an NRA and an Apple bumper sticker...

That awkward moment when JoeWolf/Siggy/McDunkin gets negged...

That awkward moment when you're the guy who created a new Awkward Moments thread because he was bored and the other one had seven pages to dig through when you wanted to read the newest posts...


ProudGrandpa
ProudGrandpa's picture
Registered User
Joined: 12/12/2009
Posts: 3411
Points: 3361
Offline
By the way, McDunkin, You're

By the way, McDunkin, You're welcome for all the bonus points this publicity is getting your own original thread.

Here's the link:

http://nbadraft.net/forum/awkward-moment-when

aivsdirk
Registered User
Joined: 07/03/2013
Posts: 239
Points: -2184
Offline
appreciate the

appreciate the acknowledgement but seriously all feud aside wow. all those moments were gave me a serious laughs especially texting a girl back thinking you said something wrong and she was simply doing something else. tonight all positivity to you proudgrandpa, tomorrow well tomorrow we gone see.

razorSHARPE
razorSHARPE's picture
Registered User
Joined: 01/27/2011
Posts: 1638
Points: 6437
Offline
That awkward moment when you

That awkward moment when you yell "TURNUP!!" at a baby christening.

That awkward moment when your hand accidentally touches you crush's butt.

That awkward moment when you search for a girl on Facebook and put her name as a status by accident.

That awkward moment when IndianaBasketball 1up's your comment.

IndianaBasketball
IndianaBasketball's picture
Registered User
Joined: 05/09/2009
Posts: 12826
Points: 24564
Offline
+1 lol

+1 lol

IndianaBasketball
IndianaBasketball's picture
Registered User
Joined: 05/09/2009
Posts: 12826
Points: 24564
Offline
That awkward moment when you

That awkward moment when you slip or buckle and you try to play it off, but you know everyone saw you...

That awkward moment when you're trying to look cute during a basketball game for your girl in the crowd and the coach pulls you out, yells at you and doesn't put you back in...

That awkward moment when you're in the pool playing with a girl and you can't get out yet because you're on ====>...

That awkward moment after basketball tryouts when you and your best friend are looking at who made it and he isn't on the list...

That awkward moment when you quadruple post on Nbadraft.net...

That awkward moment when you realize you sent the wrong text to the wrong girl...

That awkward moment when you're texting your mom "one sec" on your iPhone and auto-correct puts "one sex" instead...

That awkward moment when your car breaks down in rush hour traffic...

That awkward moment when a girl tells you she likes you and expresses her feelings and you don't feel the same...

That awkward moment when you're working in a call center and have to call someone who's name you can't pronounce...

That awkward moment when you're working in a call center and you say, "Hello Mrs" and the person replies, "This is Mr."...

That awkward moment when your new co-worker is the chick you saw stripping on stage at the strip club last night...

razorSHARPE
razorSHARPE's picture
Registered User
Joined: 01/27/2011
Posts: 1638
Points: 6437
Offline
Right on cue.

Right on cue.

drk3351
drk3351's picture
Registered User
Joined: 06/04/2011
Posts: 751
Points: 1749
Offline
That awkward moment as a kid

That awkward moment as a kid a sex related commercial comes up and you're watching with your parents.

That awkward moment in class you make a joke and no one laughs.

That awkward moment when you're a guest at dinner and you feel like spitting out the food they serve you.

C_Money
C_Money's picture
Registered User
Joined: 05/31/2010
Posts: 43
Points: 131
Offline
That Awkward moment in college

That awkward moment when you bring a girl to your apartment and your roommate is in the kitchen in just his boxers...

That awkward moment when you come back to your dorm and your roommate is masturbating...

That awkward moment when a girl asks for honest DM's on Twitter, you send her one and she replies that she doesn't know you...

That awkward moment when the girl you want to get with asks to get with your best friend...

Sorry if any of these sounded personal lol

ProudGrandpa
ProudGrandpa's picture
Registered User
Joined: 12/12/2009
Posts: 3411
Points: 3361
Offline
"That awkward moment when you

"That awkward moment when you come back to your dorm and your roommate is masturbating..."

Even worse...that awkward moment when you're in your dorm room and your roommate walks in masturbating...

IndianaBasketball
IndianaBasketball's picture
Registered User
Joined: 05/09/2009
Posts: 12826
Points: 24564
Offline
I got a few more though...

I got a few more though... Real stuff lol.

That awkward moment when you fart and then all of the sudden everybody starts to come in your area...

That awkward moment when your barber shows you the mirror after your haircut and you see he's jacked up your hairline, goatee or chin strap up...

That awkward moment when you're with your girl at the pool/beach and a dime with a banging body walks by...

That awkward moment when you run into the kid who was bigger and more dominant than every other athlete in middle school and now he's still the same size like five years later...

That awkward moment when you run into the guy, who used to tease you as a kid like 10 years ago, while he's on his shift at McDonald's...

That awkward moment when you're doing a speech in front of your entire class and you start to freeze up...

realkerrykittles30
realkerrykittles30's picture
Registered User
Joined: 05/25/2013
Posts: 109
Points: -449
Offline
My day made

Lmao

Brennan23
Brennan23's picture
Registered User
Joined: 12/23/2012
Posts: 46
Points: -21
Offline
That Awkward moment when you

That Awkward moment when you take an explosive &$#%#&@! in an unfamiliar home..That awkward moment when your mom finds used tissues in your room in the middle of summer and your not sick...

ProudGrandpa
ProudGrandpa's picture
Registered User
Joined: 12/12/2009
Posts: 3411
Points: 3361
Offline
That awkward moment when you

That awkward moment when you call your teacher "mom"...

...what's worse is that he was my weightlifting teacher...

TomShoe
TomShoe's picture
Registered User
Joined: 01/27/2012
Posts: 629
Points: 2206
Offline
Got some more for ya

“The awkward moment when you have moved back in with your parents, and you come home to find your mom has organized your stash of condoms by color.”

“The awkward moment when you are single and win a romantic getaway for two.”

“The awkward moment when you spot your ex so you ninja out of the room only to find out they did the same thing and you both see each other again.”

“The awkward moment when you open a packet of chips and just as you go to eat them the room goes silent and everyone hears you munch on them.”

“The awkward moment when you wave back at someone who wasn’t waving at you.”

“The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens.”

“The awkward moment when your chair makes a &$#%#&@! noise and you can’t make the noise again to prove you didn’t fart.”

"The awkward moment when you like this post, only to realize the guy just copied and pasted these."

Hallstrom
Registered User
Joined: 06/10/2013
Posts: 76
Points: 334
Offline
The awkward moment when the

The awkward moment when the smartest guy of your 12th grade, is not in the college, and you are...

The awkward moment when you are the only one in your class who got more than 6,0 in your Math exam...

Grandmama
Grandmama's picture
Registered User
Joined: 09/20/2009
Posts: 2237
Points: 4308
Offline
That awkward moment when you

That awkward moment when you fail contributing to an awkward moment thread.

Brennan23
Brennan23's picture
Registered User
Joined: 12/23/2012
Posts: 46
Points: -21
Offline
That awkward moment when you

That awkward moment when you shart before the first day of you freshman year.

Hallstrom
Registered User
Joined: 06/10/2013
Posts: 76
Points: 334
Offline
That awkward moment when you

That awkward moment when you realize there's only one current UFC champion from Brazil, and he's not AS!!!!

flopdownD
Registered User
Joined: 01/20/2013
Posts: 466
Points: -629
Offline
That awkward moment when you

That awkward moment when you light a cigarette on backwards while trying to talk to a girl.

flopdownD
Registered User
Joined: 01/20/2013
Posts: 466
Points: -629
Offline
That awkward moment when you

That awkward moment when you fart in an empty elevator only to stop the next floor and someone hop in... then you wonder if they can smell it the entire elevator ride.

anthony_DavIS23
anthony_DavIS23's picture
Registered User
Joined: 09/19/2011
Posts: 181
Points: 362
Offline
That awkward moment when you

That awkward moment when you push on the toilet door thinking no one was inside

That awkward moment when you accidentally fart doing sit-ups at the Gym

That awkward moment when you confidently say the wrong answer aloud in class.

The awkward moment when your friends make plans right in front of you, and the plans don't include you.

That awkward moment when you don't know where to stand to pull your wedgie out without being noticed.

I didn't copy these ..... lol

flopdownD
Registered User
Joined: 01/20/2013
Posts: 466
Points: -629
Offline
Why do you have to specify

Why do you have to specify you didn't copy these?... do people that, wtf?

GottaBeTheShoes
Registered User
Joined: 06/04/2011
Posts: 839
Points: 2490
Offline
Most people do that, yes.

Most people do that, yes.

flopdownD
Registered User
Joined: 01/20/2013
Posts: 466
Points: -629
Offline
At work. That Awkward moment

At work.

That awkward moment when you and a customer see a roach at the same time and you have to act like you never seen a roach there before... when you know the place is filled with them.

That awkward moment when there is only one chocolate croissant left and you drop it trying to give it to the person who just ordered, then you have to explain how there are no more.

That awkward moment when you're eating stolen food in the kitchen and your manager walks in and you stop chewing, then he asks you a question.

That awkward moment when a girl bends over to sign her receipt and quickly looks up as you stare at her tits.

Tongue-Out-Like-23
Tongue-Out-Like-23's picture
Registered User
Joined: 03/16/2010
Posts: 8307
Points: 11861
Offline
The awkward moment when

The awkward moment when you're watching a movie and your parents walk in on the ONLY sex/dirty scene.

The awkward moment when you clog the toilet at your girlfriend's house as you're meeting her parents.

The awkward moment when you're checking out a girl as she's walking away and her boyfriend turns and sees you.

The awkward moment when you're singing a song that you remembered and people think you're talking to yourself.

The awkward moment when you and someone are singing a song and they get a word wrong.

The awkward moment when you meet your girlfriend's parents and her dad is that jerk-customer that you're always rude to/is always rude to you.

The awkward moment when you're playing a song on your guitar in front of family/friends and you forget the words/chords.

The awkward moment when ProudGrandpa realizes that NBADraft.net users are his closest friends.

Toronto16
Toronto16's picture
Registered User
Joined: 07/17/2009
Posts: 2728
Points: 4150
Offline
" That awkward moment when

" That awkward moment when you're texting a girl and she's responding within a couple minutes of each of your texts, and you say something that could be misconstrued, and she doesn't respond for several minutes, and you text her back, apologizing, and she's like, "I was eating dinner..." "

I lol'd at this one because that has happened to me so many times.

RUDEBOY_
RUDEBOY_'s picture
Registered User
Joined: 04/09/2010
Posts: 7514
Points: 13790
Offline
That AWKWARD MOMENT

That AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN:

1.The police are right behind you with its siren blasting...You think its you they're after,so you pull off the road and he keeps going...

2.When you are driving and Smell a very bad odor, and for some dumb reason you turn down the volume.......

3.When you take your girlfriend shopping and she grabs something you know you cant afford...So you pull out an old credit card and give a fake pin number...

4.When you're at the strip club and for reason all the girls seem drawn to the elderly guy....

5.When a old woman with altzheimers hits on you...

6.When a girl you'll dating tells her friends how BIG you are, and the friend wants to see it.....

flopdownD
Registered User
Joined: 01/20/2013
Posts: 466
Points: -629
Offline
"7. When a girl you'll dating

"7. When a girl you'll dating tells her friends how BIG you are, and the friend wants to see it..."

That awkward moment you fell from bed.

razorSHARPE
razorSHARPE's picture
Registered User
Joined: 01/27/2011
Posts: 1638
Points: 6437
Offline
That awkward moment when

That awkward moment when Vince McMahon gives you the job as GM of Raw.

McDunkin
McDunkin's picture
Registered User
Joined: 03/17/2010
Posts: 7493
Points: 28420
Offline
That Awkward Moment WhenYou

That Awkward Moment When

You and your mother are watching the news and this comes on...

Edgecat20
Registered User
Joined: 05/11/2013
Posts: 47
Points: 128
Offline
rockin the ps 1

rockin the ps 1

razorSHARPE
razorSHARPE's picture
Registered User
Joined: 01/27/2011
Posts: 1638
Points: 6437
Offline
That awkward moment when you

That awkward moment when you get picked up last in a 3-on-3 pickup game.
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2851557/sadnerlens.gif

aamir543
aamir543's picture
Registered User
Joined: 04/11/2009
Posts: 5063
Points: 5542
Offline
Thank you, intentional

Thank you, intentional unintentional humor is my thing.

Edgecat20
Registered User
Joined: 05/11/2013
Posts: 47
Points: 128
Offline
That awkward moment when you

That awkward moment when you are having sex, and notice that your rubber has fallen off, and there is only one place where it can be.

RSS: Syndicate content