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  • #35978
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    BrentSuriaga01
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    Starting 5

    PG – Chris Paul

    SG – Stephen Jackson

    SF – Metta World Peace

    PF – Kris Humphries

    C – Demarcus Cousins

     

    This team has it all: An immature, headcase center. A crazy small forward who has weird name. A violently attacking shooting guard (and a guy who takes ill-advised shots). A power forward who, well, everybody hates him for what ever reason. And finally a point guard who hates being patted in the head.

    Bench (well, this are a major headcase)

    JR Smith

    DeShawn Stevenson

    Delonte West

    Josh Mcroberts

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  • #629148
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    GlenTaylorSucks
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    Chris Paul is a class act, and pretty much has been the entire time he’s been in the NBA. And how the hell is Andray Blatche not even listed? I’d argue him as possibly the biggest knucklehead in the league right now after his attitude with the Wiz.

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  • #629150
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    Entropy
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    I wouldn’t say chris paul is a "class act" , even though he is a pretty good actor. But he doesn’t belong on that list.

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  • #629151
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    fastdan
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    The Wizards.

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  • #629154
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    F_DA_PO
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    I was about to say, you could just use the Wizards starting lineup. How can you have an all knucklehead team without Javale Mcgee?

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  • #629155
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    IndianaBasketball
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    Chris Paul?

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  • #629160
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    Blazermann
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    My list

    Allen iverson

    Captain Jack

    Michael Beasley

    Dennis rodman

    Shaq Oneal.

    If this was a real team we’d have the most tecs lol but but who would beat them?

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  • #629162
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    Hitster
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    You need the Wizards frontcourt on any knucklehead team, if you talk about Technical fouls then you need Rasheed Wallace in there too.

    Blazermann’s team if it had them at their peak would have been one hell of a line up!

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  • #629165
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    QuickPostC
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    C- JaVale McGee- Team Captain

    PF- DeMarcus Cousins- Co-captain

    SF- Michael Beasley- High from smoking weed…..not sure where he is

    SG- Nick Young- Shoot 1st, wait for other 4 teammates to play D, shoot again

    PG- Russell Westbrook- Most talented player….STILL mad Durant is better

     

    Bench:

    6 (C)- Andray Blatche- He’s fat and worthless enough to play C for this team

    7 (PF)- Anthony Randolph- Always gets his (in limited minutes)…..team usually loses

    8 (SF)- Stephen Jackson- Oldest and yet still the dumbest player on the team……go figure 

    9 (SG)- Marcus Thornton- Still afraid Jimmer will overtake starting spot…..best response: shoot more! 

    10 (PG)- Josh Selby- Too cool for school

    11 (G)- Delonte West- LeBron’s Mom. Guns and tattoos stand out…..in the NBA……thats saying something  

    12 (F)- Kris Humphries- Actually told by KU Coach Roy Williams at recruiting visit: ‘You can’t come here because no one on the team likes you.’……..true story…..seriously 

     

    Head Coach: Stephon Marbury

    Assistant Coach: Allen Iverson

    Trainer: Gilbert Arenas

    GM: Isiah Thomas

    Owner:  Donald Sterling

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  • #629166
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    Jlv2011

    is averaging 15 and 11.  As well as tied 2nd in double doubles this year.  All in 28 minutes per game.

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  • #629178
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    bobbyb
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    all knucklehead team

     

    Mike Beasley

    Birdman

    Zach Randolph ( the old one, not the current)

    Eddy Curry

    Antione Walker

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  • #629179
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    Maniac Maciej
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    Team signature move: Antoine Walker’s shimmy. 

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  • #629180
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    NYCrealdeal
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    i nominate…………O.J Mayo. As the backup 2.

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  • #629201
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    JoeWolf1

     Shane Battier is a very smart basketball player, but his wrinkley scalp could be mistaken for a row of knuckles on his head, from a distance.

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    • #629207
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      cabbycab
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      pippin’s scalp was worse

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  • #629235
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    Meditated States
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    Dude is grimey real fake, but to each own I guess

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  • #629272
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    M-DYMES
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    Birdman used to be a knuklehead.  I certainly wouldn’t put him in that category now.  That guy cleaned up his life and is now a fan favorite and inspiration to those coping with drug addiction.

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  • #629277
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    Malik-Universal
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     only if knucklehead was a stat

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