All-Gang Member Team
C-Darko Milicic-A confirmed member of "су Црипс" (The Bloods) in Serbia, gang activity was the only thing standing between Darko and severall All-Star berths and NBA titles
PF-Josh Smith-Recently discovered Crip who signed with the Detroit Pistons JUST to get further involved in the local gang scene
SF-Al Harrington-Has played 15 seasons for the Pacers, Nuggets, Magic, Knicks, and Warriors, all BLUE teams, and only two for the Hawks, a red team. DIsregard his wearing of the nnumber 3, a Crip number. Likely a coincidence.
SG-Stephen Jackson-Noted proponent of firearms and generall hoodlum-ness, Jackson is undoubtedly one of the league's most prominent gangbangers
SG-Steve Nash-An obvious gangster. No more needs to be said.
er...*the number 3, a BLOOD number*
I believe you mean Krypt, lmao.
Real team of dudes you wouldn't want to mess with. The Bullets, if you will.
PG- Javaris Crittenton - Yea, definitely starting PG on this team.
SG- Tony Allen - I believe he didn't show up to a game in Chicago one time because he knew the cops would be there waiting.
SF- Stephen Jackson - Capt. Jack!
PF- Zach Randolph - Randolph, Jackson, and Allen have historic pasts, have been in chill mode, but still bout that life.
C- Chris Anderson (don't mind the drug use, but child &$#%#&@! rumors, albeit from a disgruntled X, is enough for me)
Bench: Ron Artest, Delonte West, Jason Richardson (the action of driving recklessly and 90 mph in a 35 while your 3 year-old is not in a car seat alone has him making this team) Jayson Williams, Michael Beasley, Rafer Alston.
Gilbert Arenas fails to make the team. This locker room would be interesting to say the least but you just can't have Crittenton and Arenas in the same locker room.
That locker room could use a little more tomfoolery. Let's get Dennis Rodman in as the coach. Anyone who's cool with Lil Kim adds instant credibility and a proven track record of ne'er do well activity.
I know Tony Allen personally lbvs we are from the same neighborhood that dude is a "black deciple" aka "BD" guys ever heard of Chief keef who yells 300 lol well anyway the signature number for bd's are 24 when tony was drafted he wore it backwards so only people he knew would know what it really meant "42" not only that Tony has a price tag on his head (people want him) if anybody ever notice when Boston or Memphis play the bulls they Have around the court taped off from beginning to end with extra security all because of him. He got into some trouble at Will Bynum Bday party with Luther Head and a few others somebody came up dead... That's why smdh NBADRAFT.net info in its finest!
Delonte West got caught riding a motorcycle with a guitar case full of guns....and he piped Lebrons Mom.
Plus u can't forget the freestyle while at the KFC drive threw lol
I've actually heard a long time ago that Monta Ellis had connections to GDs. He has a GD tattoo as well. Stephan Jackson is supposed to be a well known blood too
LOL that was funny in the finals..
Josh Smith better watch out
How can you have an all gang member team and not include Gordon Hayward of the Mormon bloods?
Kenyon Martin is pretty G aswell.
John Wall, Paul Pierce, and there's even a great picture of Derrick Rose G'd up
Andrei Kirilenko- My sources tell me he's been a capo in the Russian mafia since '97
Lebron James- Noted member of Illuminati
Arron Afflalo, Tayshaun Prince, Tyson Chandler, Demar DeRozan- From Compton, which automatically means they are involved in some sort of gang
Matt Barnes- He has a lot of tattoos and a volatile attitude which also indicates he is in a gang
I heard that dude monta ellis was in the Buds (some sorta smoking crüe) And that mofo J-Smoove was a kryptic (some sorta online thing.) Oh yeah, that and Andre Drummond it reincarnation of Easy E-tablets (I heard that was a kryptic vocal machine or some shit.) These Smokers are trying to destroy the internet!
Really, when that I posted a thread on J-Smooth being a "Krypt" I literally laughed.
Good night people, I'm about to smoke the Buds.
Marquis Daniels is said to be a blood
And he's Lil Wayne's twin so that counts double.
Why don't we just ask Don. He would know the all gang member team, with a true story behind each player and their gang.
Who would coach this team??hmmmm...any gangster coaches??
The owner has to be Mikhail Prokorhov(idk how to spell it). Tell me that dude isn't making some illegal profits in Russia.