11 guys you will always find playing pick up ball
Lol "WHO BROUGHT YOU HERE?? WHO ARE YOU??" Haha my favorite part
I have seen at least 9 of these people pretty much every time I play. Richard simmons and child baller being the exceptions. I have been know to be Mr. Excuses
I HATE the "Always Fouled Guy". So damn annoying.
Instead of child baller, which we never have either,they should have done girl who thinks she good enough to play with the guys but isn't
dude i've seen all of them... there is this little child-baller kid who's a gamerrr in the park i play, this is hilarious!!!!! thx
the most annoying is the coach-player
That lists needs the guy who think he's amazing but actually sucks.
hahaha oh god. Playing at my school's gym, there is ALWAYS the "foul's a lot" and "never foul" guys there. The only thing they need to add is the "explain the rules guy" because I have always seen somebody like that almost everytime I play.
Since they had bad gear guy they should have had guy who has all the really nice gear but cant play for sh*t.
I am ALWAYS on mr. quick skins team.
We also cant forget 70 year old mr fundamentals with the nice jumper
Last time nbanflguy and I played it was on 3 on 3 and it was us two and some random guy. The other team had one good player who was dominating us and it was a tie game 13-13. The good player on their team probably had 12 of the 13 points. They check the ball and the worst guy on their team demands the ball from their best player and literally says out loud "It's my time to shine", which he follows up by bricking a three. I then proceeded to get the rebound and pass to nbanflguy who hit the game winning 3. I can't stand those people who are absolutely clueless to how awful they are.
Edit: Thanks aamir.
I've been called the never fouls guy by everyone I know...................
Hillarious video, great post
^And Yupyup, you accidently typed in abo s l u t ly.
"That lists needs the guy who think he's amazing but actually sucks."
"We also cant forget 70 year old mr fundamentals with the nice jumper"
there was this old dude that would scream "sky hook" or "kareem" on every hook shot he took and bricked mostly all lmao
What about "Nerdy Asian guy that looks like a pushover but has some really nice handles"
And Future Scout, there is always this one little kid that thinks he's the best but bricks threes all day long.
There was a middle league for the local rec league, an our coach never turned kids away because they sucked, he says his goal is to teach kids how to play the game, so I was in 8th grade, clearly the best of about 20 guys(Not bragging, I'll admit the skill level was pretty low and the competition wasn't the best, and he would have two teams) And so there was this one little black kid that ws in 6th grade, and it was so damn annoying, he acted like he was AI or someone, I swear he never passed anyone the ball, and litterally never passed it to me in the post, and getting his three swatted doesn't count. Every time he'd make a slow and dramatic as hell first step, and then take a step back to the corner three, and take a fadeaway that always clanked rim. So annoying and frustrating.
this is gold, the fat guy was the best, he not good but you can't stop him, he's too big lol
Which poster do you think would be each guy?
Immovable Fat Guy-NoMoney
Gets Fouled-I May Be Wrong
Bad Gear Guy-JoeWolf
Crazy-Good Kid-Leroy Jenkins (Not Aamir)
If you've seen the Jim Rome version of this I'm totally serious guy.
They forgot a 12 type - Mr. Camp-a-lot
Always stays in one spot (aka the hot spot) and just shoots from there. That's who I'd be in all honesty PG
The no gear guy is more often then not decent though... The guy with all the NBA gear on is &$#%#&@!... Like dude why do you have break away warm-ups on??? O so you Carmelo now with the arm sleeves??? O... The head band too??? Then we play OMG you garbage man!!! LOL
Also the dude that fouls all the time get on my nerves... Before a game I just say if you foul me call it for me... Last week I played against some folks that were TERRIBLE... I pulled my hamstring so I wasn't tripping on playing... This dude guarding me just like slapped the sh*t out of my arms everytime I touch the ball... Dribble or not... It was like it was a late game situation and he was actually TRYING to foul... I finally elbowed the sh*t out of him and threw the ball at him and he said.... "WTF dude, I didn't foul you!!" Everyone was in tears because dude does it all the time to them and clearly don't know how to play defense... SMH...
I have been prone to calling make believe fouls too... Haha... I do it because they would call it in the NBA so I should be able to call it on the court... GNR...
Quick question though... Out here in LA if you foul someone going up for the shot and they call foul they get the ball back... But if he calls it and the ball goes in he just get the points... Where I'm from if you call it you get the ball back no points if it went in... How is it played with yall??
Whenever I play if it goes in the points count and there is no foul.
we have a court at work and we play after work. I pretty much dominate. But we have a couple excuse guys who are always grabbing some body part after missing a shot. We also got a never foul guy who is all over you putting his hands on you and slapping you across the wrist but looks amazed if you ever call anything.
What about the "I think im a point guard guy" who cant handle for sh*t and turns it over all the time...
id say im like a Sf/Pf when i play but half the time i can handle and shoot better than these fools who HAVE to play the point...
also i play with the "immovable fat guy"...hes a buddy of mine whos like 6'6 300lbs...he actually has a good outside shot too but hes also the "always gets fouled" guy...
I normally don't call anything unless Im frustrated... Majority of the time I just play through slaps but this dude was stopping my progression with it... I remember one time a dude put his arm out and whenever I moved he would hit my chest and completely stop me... I was like your not a cornerback... Dude excuse was you ran into my hand... LMAO...
And Y2G where you live??? But I will say this I've played in a ton of places LA is by FAR the best place to play... These dudes can really ball out here...
There are different types of "always foul guys". There are the idiots that just grab you every time you get the ball, and then there are people who are more diplomatic about it, and only do it when they need to, and most times thse guys have trouble keeping up on the perimeter. When you play pickup ballyou have to be careful about fouling, but whenever I play organized ball, I love it cause post defense is so much easier when you can body up without having the guy complain all the time. If you're good at it(like myself) you can use that to your advantage rather than just fouling for the sake of it. I once played this guy who could get up probably 15 inches higher than myself, I out rebounded him, and he complained to the Refs the whole game that I kept going over his back, but all the poor refs could say is, "I didn't see it".
That is me. I play outdoors usually and I hate it when people call borderline, ticky tack fouls that are just good hard defensive plays in streetball. I will just laugh and keep on playing in this circumstance every time.
Tuck and Y2G same...if it goes in.. then it's just game on.
I especially hate it when Dr. Quick Skins has an Odor problem.
Also missing (kind of like Johnny Clearout).. the guy who thinks he's good and will dribble the hell out of the ball (all And1 style) only to either brick it or throw some crazy errant pass and then tell someone they should have had that.
The guy with no sense of awareness gets on my nerves too... LOL... If you hot Ima keep feeding you... And if you open shoot it... I just hate the guy who don't realize someone else on his team is hot so you should just continue going through him... SMH...
O... How about the ball hogs who don't get back on D??? Them MF's are the worst to play with... Lord don't let them actually be good because it's even that much harder to force them to play defense... The ones that get 5 points and give up 10??? Then say ish like "I was getting all the buckets it wasn't me..." when yall lose... I'm laughing as I type this because I really do hate that type of dude...
Yeah the guy who is a blackhole on offense AND cherry-picks instead of playing defense drives me crazy. Or the guy who misses ten in a row then makes one and makes sure you all know they just made a shot by yelling "All Day".
im Mr quik skins
LMAO Hell yea... "All Day" Or my favorite "Buckets"...
It was missing Dream Team James, the guy who pulls a Lebron and tries to jerryrig the teams to have an all star team. He will sit out or not pick up any of the sideline guys to run with the best possible team . Its missing Old Guy Who Falls, and gets up real slow and tries to play. Guy who never plays D and always wants the rock p!sses me off to.
that guy from the old Kobe commercials who is a defensive specialist and wears knee pads "always". Ill follow a guy to the water fountain and stand unreasonably close to you during stoppages and timeouts.
Lmfao, there's ALWAYS that "I got fouled" guy! You can't even touch them at all!
I usually don't count fouls unless it's the absolute reason why I missed the shot. If I get bumped but still have a decent shot, I won't call it. If my arm gets completely slapped before the ball is out and there's no way for me to even motion it towards the basket, I call it.
Jump or bump is what we say... At least let me get the shot off...
yeah, the old man who has a smart game to make up for his lack of athleticism is always at the gym as well.
Mr. Behind the Back...every pass has to be behind the back
J Wall...gets the ball and always sprints down forcing a layup even in a 1 on 4
...The dude wh0 runs right next t0 y0u cuz then he thins hes 0pen s0 y0u sh0uld hand him the ball cuz its a smart pass
P0int-Center...the 7ft tall m0f0 wh0 is trying 2 run PG
What makes this video so amazing is that it is so true. Everyone has played with these kinds of players or is one of these players.
I'm defs the Richard Simmons guy (not ashamed of it). lol. Coming from a gymnastics background, I know how important stretching is. My vertical isn't the same without stretching out my legs properly.
Threw out his opposing team's player. LOL
ha we should come up with a list to see if we fit into these catagories.
I am for sure a mr. excuses. Not as much when I am playing with strangers, but with friends I am. The war has never been an excuse before though, then again maybe it should be..... haha
Just got back from practice, had a Dr. Quick skins on my team, he was so eager to go skins that he said "We'll go skins." even before he was put on a team, lol
Yeah I'm the Player-Coach, not so bad with clipboards and stuff but I'm always calling switches on D when people can't guard their man and calling cuts and stuff.
how about that guy that gets overly-exited and talks a lot of trash even to the crowd (and at times isn't even that good)
that guy that's supposed to be good because he's tall or looks like he plays all the time; with pads, bottle of water, towel, extra shirt, basketball shoes on the side with the jordan sandals, headband
at times i can be that dude that thinks he's good but really isn't... cuss im inconsistent with my jumpshot and like austin rivers, better off shoot off the dribble as opposed to with my feet set. im also a slasher that has a quick first step but is not really explosive so im prone to getting block by big dudes
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